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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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Don’t think I can recall ever having ice cream on a paper plate. Clearly some mountains left to climb. 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

Then have I got a concoction for you -- 7-11 mini tacos covered with hot dog cheese sauce and pico.

 

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Why am I not seeing any chili? Seems like there should be some chili. 

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

Why am I not seeing any chili? Seems like there should be some chili. 

I had a meeting later.  I had to take SOME precautionary measures.

9 hours ago, futureman said:

that 7-11 pico just makes me sad.

And....it IS pretty sad.  Light on the cilantro for sure.  Fresh jalapenos in it, though, so some redemption.

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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^^^ Bluebell Vanilla Bean.

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7 minutes ago, smuggs said:

^^^ Bluebell Vanilla Bean.

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Only if he's still alive.

Price Is Right horn.

Creamy Creations Vanilla Bean, silly.  BB can suck it.

they sure can

20 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Price Is Right horn.

Creamy Creations Vanilla Bean, silly.  BB can suck it.

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I dig those mackerel filets, have had em myself.

Also, yesterday, I had a leftover backpacking snack from our trip to Norway.

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I bought it thinking “cool, cod jerky.”

I ate it. Oh. Cod jerky.

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Brekfest.

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You just raised (lowered?) the bar. Paper plates are now too fancy. 

You just raised (lowered?) the bar. Paper plates are now too fancy. 


Outstanding.

Note my pantry - kids hate my breakfast...

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I dig those mackerel filets, have had em myself.

Also, yesterday, I had a leftover backpacking snack from our trip to Norway.

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I bought it thinking “cool, cod jerky.”

I ate it. Oh. Cod jerky.
So...bait.

My kids made me give up paper plates. So, I regularly eat off of paper towels now.

5 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 


Outstanding.

Note my pantry - kids hate my breakfast...

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I love the "wild caught" mackerel, as if anybody would farm raise those nasty motherfuckers. 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I dig those mackerel filets, have had em myself.

Also, yesterday, I had a leftover backpacking snack from our trip to Norway.

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I bought it thinking “cool, cod jerky.”

I ate it. Oh. Cod jerky.

Ever consider starting a gefilte fish thread?

 

I think you should.

Ever consider starting a gefilte fish thread?
 
I think you should.

I would....if I gefilte it would be well-received.

King Oscar (and Quaker) represent!

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On 9/29/2019 at 11:25 AM, NorthLoop said:

You just raised (lowered?) the bar. Paper plates are now too fancy. 

I'll see your paper towel and raise (lower) on a tailgate.

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The view was nice 

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but the persimmons weren't ripe yet so no dessert

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1 hour ago, davidg said:

I'll see your paper towel and raise (lower) on a tailgate.

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Squeeze packs of Cholula? Never seen that before. I need to subscribe to your newsletter.

They put those in our crew meals south of the border. Good shit.

individual cholula packets is scrong to quite scrong

How the hell have I never seen cholula squeeze packets? I had no idea they existed and I feel like half of my life is a waste now

To be fair, if you’re eating that meal off of the back of a tailgate then you should already have cholula as well as many other varieties in your over the shoulder hot sauce bandolier.

On 9/20/2019 at 7:26 PM, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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Derka Dots.

Boys took a trip with me out to the lease. Oldest wouldn't touch the stuff, the younger one was two fisting parisa and dried sausage. 

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4 hours ago, NateHitch said:

How the hell have I never seen cholula squeeze packets? I had no idea they existed and I feel like half of my life is a waste now

go to more gas stations in mescan neighborhoods.

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

In the related items, Tapatio also comes in packets! Just ordered both. This thread just changed my life, this is inifinitely easier to travel internationally with.

https://www.amazon.com/Tapatio-Hot-Sauce-Travel-Packets/dp/B00GZHF1Y2/


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*More than one Texas Pete packet was used in making of this breffiss.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

pre dinner

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Pre made pre dinner? Or homemade? 

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Pre made pre dinner? Or homemade? 

homemade 

On 9/30/2019 at 5:32 PM, NateHitch said:

How the hell have I never seen cholula squeeze packets? I had no idea they existed and I feel like half of my life is a waste now

Yeah, I feel like my life just altered course a bit. Also just stumbled across valentina sauce packets, but for whatever reason, no black label. 

Seasoned a new cast iron pan. Had whole grain bread, colby jack, and some eggs. Walla! Scrambled egg sandwich using grilled cheese sandwich as the bread. Served on Corelle Vitrelle.

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Wood smash.

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Buffalo turkey, chedder chee slice x 3, Sir Kensington sauce (like a spicy thousand island; recommended).

Nice, but your pickle game could use some work.

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Bratwurst sandwich and some brown water

Go stros

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