April 19, 20187 yr 45 minutes ago, Dewey said: Sardines and chopsticks? Have our fingers betrayed us? Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk Maybe he pitches for OU
April 19, 20187 yr First it was stemware, and now it’s chopsticks. Steel Shank ain’t gonna be happy when he checks back in.
April 19, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, deft said: I’m ready for the wrath. Hit me. Unpopular opinion thread is that way ---------->
April 20, 20187 yr Was about to make a fried egg sandwich when I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. Added some japs. I like to eat my sardines off of a stripper's ass.
April 20, 20187 yr Because then you can’t tell what smells worse? Props on the sammy tho....needs an ice cold bud light.
April 20, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Steel Shank said: I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. How does one end up with half a can of chili? That seems like ending up with half of a bud light. Edited April 20, 20187 yr by Orange^White
April 20, 20187 yr Mixing in a little chili with my son's deluxe mac-n-cheese. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking? (that joke always cracks me up) Edited April 20, 20187 yr by Steel Shank
April 20, 20187 yr Was about to make a fried egg sandwich when I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. Added some japs. I like to eat my sardines off of a stripper's ass. That is some excellent browning on that bread. Well done.
April 20, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, Jimbaround said: That is some excellent browning on that bread. Well done. Was done on my 70 year old #10 Griswold skillet.
April 20, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Was about to make a fried egg sandwich when I remembered I had a half can of chili in the fridge. Added some japs. I like to eat my sardines off of a stripper's ass. Can’t see shit. How are any of y’all seeing these pics. I got nothing on my iPhone, nothing on my Mac. #nohipster
April 21, 20187 yr Had a group dinner tonight. The following was the menu:That was my dessert tray. Before that, I had probably 1.5 dozen oysters and 6-7 lbs of crawfish (note, a few of the oysters were cooked on the grill). Oysters. And crawfish. Until I couldn’t eat anymore. It was glorious. Now, to sit around with some old guys drinking scotch and telling lies.
April 23, 20187 yr Tell my mama and tell my paThat their fine young son didn't get farHe made it to the end of a bottleSitting in a sleazy barHe tried hard but his spirit brokeHe tried until he nearly chokedIn the end he lost hisBottle drinking alcohol
April 23, 20187 yr 38 minutes ago, wd40 said: "I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world." "I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges." "His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit." "He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away." "He transcends time and space." "He sickens me." "I love it." "Me too." Edited April 23, 20187 yr by HornOnTheBayou
April 24, 20187 yr On 4/20/2018 at 8:20 PM, Brisketexan said: Had a group dinner tonight. The following was the menu: That was my dessert tray. Before that, I had probably 1.5 dozen oysters and 6-7 lbs of crawfish (note, a few of the oysters were cooked on the grill). Oysters. And crawfish. Until I couldn’t eat anymore. It was glorious. Now, to sit around with some old guys drinking scotch and telling lies. This reminds me, I enjoyed that Alien Covenant movie.
May 6, 20187 yr Hank! My man! Ca c'est bon! Hitting up Arlen’s finest or Gilbert Fontaine De la Tour D'Haute Rive fry dat up?
May 6, 20187 yr After a good day of baseball and boating with the boys, decided to do a little mixed grill.
May 6, 20187 yr The pan looks like you need a tetanus shot before eating off it, points for that. Second pic, points deducted for classy presentation. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
May 6, 20187 yr i expected to catch grief for the ketchup on the boys' brats and the use of a real plate, but did not see the quip about the pan coming. Edited May 6, 20187 yr by Anastasis
May 6, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Bring this back to its roots I would do dirty things to that.
May 7, 20187 yr now that tinypic appears to've gotten its shit unfucked: refrieds, Price's, chipotle tabasco, and some crunch. on the usual vehicle.
May 7, 20187 yr A little El Paso lunch....nope, not doctored up, nope, not with anything unusual on it. Just full El Paso.
May 7, 20187 yr Author This thread is getting fragrant. Like a wet fart in August. Edited May 7, 20187 yr by Judge Roybeanbag
May 8, 20187 yr I’m still looking for a peach sauce explanation. Looks like ass my dude.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
May 8, 20187 yr Who just ordered some al pastor and tripas?His name rhymes with “trisketexan”....Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.- I'm sorry.Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?
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