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My first experience with Hico was watching Young Guns II... seeing Brushy Bill Roberts walking amongst the sand dunes of central Texas. First time I drove through there I was like "hey wait just a second!!!!" 

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dallas.  
so I guess you never hunted at koon kreek klub?
I grew up in CO. Went to school in SA. Worked in TX for a couple years and then came back to CO. Things you grew up with that you thought were normal were often not normal to most of the country. I love the people of Texas and i even married one, but there is a lot of blatantly racist shit there.

well you know what?  you gotta just keep livin’, man.  you’ll be fine. 

well you know what?  you gotta just keep livin’, man.  you’ll be fine. 
I am fine. Just saying that places that have names that are KKK are racist and the time for that shit has passed.

We're don't do that shit up here in God's country (no Blake Shelton homo).
5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
9 minutes ago, futureman said:
dallas.  
so I guess you never hunted at koon kreek klub?

I grew up in CO. Went to school in SA. Worked in TX for a couple years and then came back to CO. Things you grew up with that you thought were normal were often not normal to most of the country. I love the people of Texas and i even married one, but there is a lot of blatantly racist shit there.

Sigh... Klan shit in Texas is pretty much gonna be regulated to east .. or really southeast Texas. Hico isn't Klan territory. I'd bet that half the patrons of the Kountry Kitchen are Mexican. 

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I am fine. Just saying that places that have names that are KKK are racist and the time for that shit has passed.

We're don't do that shit up here in God's country (no Blake Shelton homo).

yeah and it’s been changed.  if you have a hard on for something that seemed a little racist 30 years ago I really don’t know what to tell you.

and god’s country is texas or tennessee.  

yeah and it’s been changed.  if you have a hard on for something that seemed a little racist 30 years ago I really don’t know what to tell you.
and god’s country is texas or tennessee.  
Then why do all you fuckers vacation up here?

I vacation on the redneck riviera.  if I wanna see the rockies it’s alberta. 

I vacation on the redneck riviera.  if I wanna see the rockies it’s alberta. 
The rest of your state comes up here.

yeah me too.  I was just having a go at you.  crested butte is the shit. 

ok shut the fuck up. This is not the thread for yall to slap each other's vaginas. 

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ok shut the fuck up. This is not the thread for yall to slap each other's vaginas. 

yes.  I was waiting for this.  

so what do you think about colorado?  prefer summer or winter?

ok shut the fuck up. This is not the thread for yall to slap each other's vaginas. 
Do you have a video of slapping vaginas? I would watch that.
8 minutes ago, futureman said:

yes.  I was waiting for this.  

so what do you think about colorado?  prefer summer or winter?

First I need Brisket's opinion about quail eggs and police racism in Colorado. Then I need to know what type of beer you're drinking, and if the guy that brewed it has a long beard or not. Next, we shall talk about paper plates.... 

 

I should note that I am drunk. 
So about the slapping vaginas...
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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:
I should note that I am drunk. 

So about the slapping vaginas...

just shut the fuck up and post pics of man food here.. and quit arguing about the possible racism that exists in Hamilton County. 

just shut the fuck up and post pics of man food here.. and quit arguing about the possible racism that exists in Hamilton County. 
So you're a mean drunk.

I can tell you this about the fried pickles at the Koffee Kup: they make Brisketexan fart. A lot. Like, enough to make my law partner forbid me from getting them again.

 

Jalapeño pizza for dinner (on a paper plate) followed by two cups of coffee the next morning ought to be considered a WMD. Good thing I’m at home.

Carry on.

Do you have a video of slapping vaginas? I would watch that.


I saw Slapping Vaginas on their first tour in ‘89, great show. No video.

Went to the Asian market. Pretty good with a dab of chili garlic sauce and a dash of Crystal. The sauce in the can is a bit cloying.

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Went to the Asian market. Pretty good with a dab of chili garlic sauce and a dash of Crystal. The sauce in the can is a bit cloying.
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I love those. Put em over white rice, add spicy garlic sauce

First cool Saturday morning, wife is still in bed, I’m hungry...
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MNF watching snack plus boiling eggs for tuna fish sandwiches that will be lunch for the next 2 days. d63a1c3eb524f91fa60f375f34dc29d1.jpg

 

 

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

"Hey,Steel Shank, what's for lunch?"
 

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It's chilly in DFW so I made chili. Let's get hammered and watch the 'Stros close it out.

 

 

Funny; pics aren’t showing up. 

Funny; pics aren’t showing up. 
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Shiner and Coors Lite. Nice. 

Shiner and Coors Lite. Nice. 
1 Shiner for the chili, 5 for my fat ass belly. Coors Light also for the fat belly.
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As Seen On TV cookware. You better have been listening to a cassette of K-Tel’s Freedom Rock while cooking that food.


As Seen On TV cookware. You better have been listening to a cassette of K-Tel’s Freedom Rock while cooking that food.

....well then....TURN IT UP!

Also, I may have purchased the “Classic Country” 6 CD set....twice...I may have been drinking.
Kickass set, though.

....well then....TURN IT UP!

Also, I may have purchased the “Classic Country” 6 CD set....twice...I may have been drinking.
Kickass set, though.
Not gonna lie...I'll watch the entire infomercial of Time Life's Classic Country music set. I've done it more than 10 times.

....well then....TURN IT UP!

Also, I may have purchased the “Classic Country” 6 CD set....twice...I may have been drinking.
Kickass set, though.
Not gonna lie...I'll watch the entire infomercial of Time Life's Classic Country music set. I've done it more than 10 times.

....well then....TURN IT UP!

Also, I may have purchased the “Classic Country” 6 CD set....twice...I may have been drinking.
Kickass set, though.
Not gonna lie...I'll watch the entire infomercial of Time Life's Classic Country music set. I've done it more than 10 times.
You don't have to post for everytime you watch the infomercial.
Damn tapa. Kept saying my post didn't go through.
That’s his leftover chili from last night’s posts. 
Ding, ding, ding!

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