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Did they take Kafe out of the name? Most racist thing I've ever seen in person.
Just north of caddo lake there was a place called the Kildare Kozy Kitchen, but not there any longer.
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Just north of caddo lake there was a place called the Kildare Kozy Kitchen, but not there any longer.


Years ago on the blue restaurant sign on I35 through Kyle there was:

Karen’s
Kountry
Kitchen

Stacked just like that.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:
On 10/18/2019 at 8:00 PM, Chewbacca said:
Did they take Kafe out of the name? Most racist thing I've ever seen in person.

Just north of caddo lake there was a place called the Kildare Kozy Kitchen, but not there any longer.

Reminds me I miss the Kettle buffet. 

I like that Kettles often say “fuck it” and err from the corporate menu to add local flavor. For example, the Kettle in Eagle Pass has some of the best menudo I’ve ever had.

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Since we’re doing free form nachos, you know what just made some damned good ones?  Diced up tamales and a little leftover chili.

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Buuuuuurrrrp.

In honor of Jack Ryan day, I fried some poke(Uncle Johnny) chops and made gravy and rice. Added some Egg Nog(Grandma) and some whiskey( Cousin Cecil and Cousin Joe Ed). Added some beer for Uncle Jim. RIP.

 

Don’t know which will go first, my heart or kidneys, either way it has been a pleasure Gentlemen.

 

Hook ‘em

Texas Fight

Fuck 0u!

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In honor of Jack Ryan day, I fried some poke(Uncle Johnny) chops and made gravy and rice. Added some Egg Nog(Grandma) and some whiskey( Cousin Cecil and Cousin Joe Ed). Added some beer for Uncle Jim. RIP.
 
Don’t know which will go first, my heart or kidneys, either way it has been a pleasure Gentlemen.
 
Hook ‘em
Texas Fight
Fuck 0u!
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God I love fried poke chops.
On 10/30/2019 at 11:31 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Reminds me I miss the Kettle buffet. 

Kettles had buffets?  I liked going for breakfast as a kid.  Apparently there aren't many left.

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Soon they opened additional locations. The chain began offering franchise locations some years later[2][3][4][5] and reached a peak of over 265 locations (combined total of company owned + franchisee owned restaurants). These were concentrated in the southern half of the United States, from Florida west to New Mexico. The brothers sold the Houston-based chain and 119 locations (predominantly located in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana) to private equity investors Stephen Portis and Eric Porten in September 1995. This move took the company from a publicly registered company to a private one. Most of the restaurants have since closed.[6] As of 2008, there were 21 locations in Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, and Tennessee,[1][7] but today there are only 4 locations, in Tucson, Arizona, College Station, Texas, Bryan, Texas, and Laredo, Texas.

 

 

We're talking this Kettle, right? 

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Always thought their breakfast buffet was solid, Shoney's further up north on 35 was also pretty good. 

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26 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

let's not leave out Kountry Kitchen in Hico. 

The Hungry Hobo in Huntsville was also kinda weird.

46 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

let's not leave out Kountry Kitchen in Hico. 

*koffee kup 

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Deadwood binge snack of the last of some homemade pickles (garlic and japs from the bottom of the jar).

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probably not shank-qualified, but not interested in finding a better home.  feel free to fuckoff.  

got a hankerin' to make a rueben, so bought some sauerkraut and rye at heb, but bailed on the wait at the deli.  did pick up some brats tho, on 'kraut impulse, as a side dish.

ended up at CM for the corned beef.  the ass on the chick in front of me inspired me to linger and order some additional cold cuts, namely some ham and hot capicola.   later in the week, I had to divert around the clusterfuck on 45th which brought me close to those old bags at Far West HEB where I was able to pick up a marble rye and make whatever the fuck.

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WD40 with post of the year. That all looks awesome!

Judgey-wudgey - "Nachos El Jeffe"

BrothaHorn - pork chops and egg nog - "That's my fetish!!"

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Apparently there's not a single place in the Dallas area that sells parisa (I know, "duh").  Dying to try some.  

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OK, some crack for y'all to try. Totally bizarre, but these TJ's chips taste like thanksgiving dinner. Unreal.
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On 11/9/2019 at 11:08 AM, Bevo VIII said:

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Parisa from a meat market in Helotes

Raccoon shit and crackers.  Bold choice

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Excuse you? You ignorant fuck.

It's a joke.  You ignorant fuck.  

23 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

It's a joke.  You ignorant fuck.  

we don’t take kindly to jokes ‘round here. 

The last 5 posts. Pure shag/surly. I'm laughing. Not sure McFly could have summed it up better. Off to find the insomnia thread.

4 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

The last 5 posts. Pure shag/surly. I'm laughing. Not sure McFly could have summed it up better. Off to find the insomnia thread.

Meanwhile, katfid is trying to figure out why McFly posted an Eddie Murphy gif.

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Got hot at league play at dart bowl tonight and bowled a personal best game (241) and series (655). Went home to celebrate with a leftover meatball in a hot dog bun thrown under a broiler with some string cheese and some pickled japs. Wild turkey 101 chaser.
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5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Got hot at league play at dart bowl tonight and bowled a personal best game (241) and series (655). Went home to celebrate with a leftover meatball in a hot dog bun thrown under a broiler with some string cheese and some pickled japs. Wild turkey 101 chaser.
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Was the kitchen closed at Dart Bowl?  Vexing.

chasing it down with that wild turkey likker

 

after what was obviously a turkeyful night at the lanes...

1 hour ago, huge said:

chasing it down with that wild turkey likker

 

after what was obviously a turkeyful night at the lanes...

It's important to celebrate life's great accomplishments.

chasing it down with that wild turkey likker
 
after what was obviously a turkeyful night at the lanes...
He's got a GMC pickup truck, with a gun rack...

Rod tripping back from a meeting...going gas station old school with a crispito and burrito:

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17 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Got hot at league play at dart bowl tonight and bowled a personal best game (241) and series (655). 

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Rod tripping back from a meeting...going gas station old school with a crispito and burrito:

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Paging through quickly I thought you grabbed a burrito and a dildo. NTTAWWT.

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