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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Potato egg sausage tacos for dinner.

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+ rep on the zero fucks given for the plate. 

Potato egg sausage tacos for dinner.

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Potatoes are the difference maker for breakfast tacos. If the potatoes taste great you're almost assured of having an excellent breakfast (or in this case, supper).
4 hours ago, Whatever said:

Potatoes are the difference maker for breakfast tacos. If the potatoes taste great you're almost assured of having an excellent breakfast (or in this case, supper).

Agreed. I always dice small and fry them up first so they're well cooked. Usually dust them with fajita seasoning towards the end before adding the sausage and then the egg.

The ratio is  important too. 2:1:1 for potato:egg:sausage.  Egg should never be the majority ingredient. It can be equal to something else like a chorizo-egg taco should be 1:1 but preferably it would be maybe 1.5:1 in favor of chorizo.

 

also El Gallo makes some mighty fina salsa

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Paging through quickly I thought you grabbed a burrito and a dildo. NTTAWWT.

 

He DID say he was Rod tripping. 

41 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Agreed. I always dice small and fry them up first so they're well cooked. Usually dust them with fajita seasoning towards the end before adding the sausage and then the egg.

The ratio is  important too. 2:1:1 for potato:egg:sausage.  Egg should never be the majority ingredient. It can be equal to something else like a chorizo-egg taco should be 1:1 but preferably it would be maybe 1.5:1 in favor of chorizo.

 

One of the best tater egg and cheese tacos I used to get was at a long-gone diner on 183 out past Bergstrom.  Old army cook ran it.  For the potatoes, he used shredded hash browns fried on the flat top in a ton of butter.  Then eggs.  Then melty american cheese.  It was glorious.  And about 60% potatoes.

Tator tots also make a fine potato to add.  I actually like to save good leftover french fries and such, toss them in the pan to crisp them good, then add the egg.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

For the potatoes, he used shredded hash browns fried on the flat top in a ton of butter. 

Thaw some tater tots and break those up. Next level shit.  That's what Helen's Casa Alda in Buda does and those are some of the best breakfast tacos on the planet. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

One of the best tater egg and cheese tacos I used to get was at a long-gone diner on 183 out past Bergstrom.  Old army cook ran it.  For the potatoes, he used shredded hash browns fried on the flat top in a ton of butter.  Then eggs.  Then melty american cheese.  It was glorious.  And about 60% potatoes.

Tator tots also make a fine potato to add.  I actually like to save good leftover french fries and such, toss them in the pan to crisp them good, then add the egg.

What are leftover french fries?

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Egg should never be the majority ingredient.

man, that’s just wrong. 

55 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

What are leftover french fries?

you've obviously never been to 5 guys

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I used to grill a couple pounds of flank steak on Sundays. then eat strips of it cold while I was driving between meetings during the week

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Oh well, I have no idea what I’m doing. Damn tinypic for not being free anymore...

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27 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Oh well, I have no idea what I’m doing. Damn tinypic for not being free anymore...

Flicker app was an easier transition frim tiny pic for me. Save any pic to flik and then get code

Food 10/10

Plate and Untensils 1/10 too fancy

Are those kidney beans I see? Did you make the chili? A full 3-point reduction if both answers are yes, or a 1 point if “yes” and “no.”

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1 hour ago, Etexhorn13 said:

What can I say... my wife likes beans in her chili

Then find a new wife

if she takes the kidney beans then it's only 49.99999% of your stuff

On 11/16/2019 at 1:30 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

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Ha!

Paper plate, plastic fork (no knife) would have taken this to some next level shit.

22 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

What can I say... my wife likes beans in her chili

Then it’s not fucking chili. Your wife likes beans in her bean and meat stew. 

Yep

 

I made "chili like dish" recently for a cookoff.  It was like chili but had red curry paste, garam masala and garbanzos in it.  So it was chili-like, but not chili.

Had ground venison, venison pan sausage and lamb stew meat in it.  Followed my usual chili process.  But I wouldn't call it chili, ESPECIALLY to you pedantic assholes.  And the only thread I would have felt good about posting it in would have been Shit I Cooked Lately

14 minutes ago, huge said:

red curry paste, garam masala and garbanzos in it.

so, chole

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Username checks... Ah who gives a fuck. She’s a beaut, Clark.

A1?  and you’re not “fucking around”?  is this some kind of joke?

I could see the a1 in the potato maybe but unless a commercial grade steak that is a fail.

On 11/16/2019 at 6:06 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Then find a new wife

Finding new wife is purdy easy...getting rid of the old wife...not so easy. 

Is that horsemeat? That's the only thing you put A-1 on.

15 minutes ago, Not that Bob said:

Finding new wife is purdy easy...getting rid of the old wife...not so easy. 

meet the new wife.  same as the old wife. 

I don’t visit this thread to fuck around. That includes the paper plate.87c7d87439df00dec03be4f4a38e1014.jpg
Dude.

Musta been all out of Heinz 57...

4 hours ago, Tailgate said:

I don’t visit this thread to fuck around. That includes the paper plate.87c7d87439df00dec03be4f4a38e1014.jpg

I think you’re looking for Vic Mackey’s thread.

that looks like a stock photo.  he’s trolling.  I would know. 

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