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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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11 hours ago, RPM said:

Musta been all out of Heinz 57...

That stuff is delicious with chicken strips though, I will give it that. 

That stuff is delicious with chicken strips though, I will give it that. 
It also has a place next to a fine hamburger steak with sauteed onions on top.

Whole wheat bun - good to see you making healthy choices. You earned those tots.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

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I'm assuming you ate the other half of the tater tots as they were cooking in the oven.

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Whole wheat bun - good to see you making healthy choices. You earned those tots.

All I had.

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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"...and the third cowboy remaained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his dick."

On 11/21/2019 at 6:09 PM, Tailgate said:

I don’t visit this thread to fuck around. That includes the paper plate.87c7d87439df00dec03be4f4a38e1014.jpg

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5 hours ago, thestud said:

 

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Chicken fried steak sammich with lettuce, mater, mayo, Louisiana and a fried egg. Yes it’s from a restaurant, but I attached proof that it’s from an establishment that I suspect Shank would approve of. Marlboros, Levi Garrett, Lone Star and condoms all for sale at the front counter.

 

 

So that's where South Austin's mom shops.

I'm gonna need an address for further investigation.

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A little sandwich and chips for the Cowboy game.

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I just finished dinner and that frito pie is making me hungry af. 

Is that BBQ sauce or A1 around the bottom? Never thought to do it that way. I do like a Mexican hot sauce on top though. 

7 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Is that BBQ sauce or A1 around the bottom? Never thought to do it that way. I do like a Mexican hot sauce on top though. 

It’s potato juice.

Because it’s not good on anything else. We haven’t forgotten your earlier entry heathen.

16 hours ago, Orange&White said:

This might be the best page in this thread thus far.

Not a chance. It had a steak with fucking A1 on it. 

14 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


????

tailgate is A1 on his steak guy.  total clown. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

tailgate is A1 on his steak guy.  total clown. 

Not every steak....only when certain stars align...so partial clown.

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PS: fuck you, Tapa, for charging to upload original res images.

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Only thing I ever get there too. 

Why you hate tator tots?

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Only thing I ever get there too. 

that’s just weird. 

That picture is full of mysteries.  Why the separate trip to Bucee's for bean dip?  This stuff is good:

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But if you are going to Bucee's, the same size drink would be cheaper than at Sonic.

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s just weird. 

my youngest loves sonic so if we go i'll get a cherry limeade or maybe a shake.  i rarely eat fast food so if i'm doing it it's not gonna be sonic.

i will steal a few tots form her kids meal.

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s just weird. 

They run a daily happy hour on drinks. They advertised themselves as “America’s Drink Stop.” This is not unusual.

Yep.  Pretty sure I've seen jt there picking up a sweet tea. 

52 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

This is not unusual.

maybe if you’re poor. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

maybe if you’re poor. 

The poors are too busy eating mayo to bother with a drink.

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3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

The poors are too busy eating mayo to bother with a drink.

mayo is for kings. 

Actual chives (not scallions) has me raising my eyebrow at this entry. 

Fucking kidding it looks delicious.

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