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#2801
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Who just ordered a combo platter of shrimp, oysters, and wings from this SETX joint?

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Yep.

Now, do I ALSO swing by Popeyes for some RBAR to go with?

No fired crabs?

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#2802
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Who just ordered a combo platter of shrimp, oysters, and wings from this SETX joint?

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Yep.

Now, do I ALSO swing by Popeyes for some RBAR to go with?

Mmmm, Tony's.

#2803
Who just ordered a combo platter of shrimp, oysters, and wings from this SETX joint?

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Yep.

Now, do I ALSO swing by Popeyes for some RBAR to go with?


I like how they have that industrial sized bidet to use before you hit the road.
#2804

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Thought of getting some crawfish, too, but I’m eating in my room, so no.
Oh, and I asked for dark meat. Got home, white meat. Because Popeyes.
The fried rice is saved for breakfast.

#2805

What's that green shit in the upper part of your styrofoam container?  It's taking up valuable real estate.

#2806
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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Thought of getting some crawfish, too, but I’m eating in my room, so no.
Oh, and I asked for dark meat. Got home, white meat. Because Popeyes.
The fried rice is saved for breakfast.

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#2808

Whipped up a little chicharones en salsa verde wirh cilantro, pickled japs, some leftover green sauce from el Pollo rico, and a dusting of uncooked Chile lime pork rinds.

 

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Edited by irishtexan

#2810
2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Whipped up a little chicharones en salsa verde wirh cilantro, pickled japs, some leftover green sauce from el Pollo rico, and a dusting of uncooked Chile lime pork rinds.

 

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I'm starting to think you might not be Irish

#2812
On 1/9/2020 at 7:24 PM, Brisketexan said:

Who just ordered a combo platter of shrimp, oysters, and wings from this SETX joint?

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Yep.

Now, do I ALSO swing by Popeyes for some RBAR to go with?

Hitting up the food court at Parkdale Mall might not be worth bragging about. Now if you ordered the face grabber on the sub-menu next to the sink, then we're talking. 

#2813

The Mandalorian must not be binge-watched on an empty stomach.

This is The Way.

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Last night’s pizza broiled with moar chee and pepp.

#2814
38 minutes ago, Dutch said:

The Mandalorian must not be binge-watched on an empty stomach.

This is The Way.

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Last night’s pizza broiled with moar chee and pepp.

only thing missing there is snatch

#2816

Road tripped back, through the storms. Needed fortification.

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Did I realize shortly thereafter that I was riding with a boudin dick and balls? Yes I did.

#2821

Dinner at love field in an hour. What should I do? A Campisis with everything? Whataburger? A super Chinese combo meal? Short layover, so no sit-down dining.

Opine. I may or may not consider your advice. We shall see what the muse says when I view my tableau of options.

#2824

I’m surprised this is an either/or question coming from you. Must not be very hungry. 

Edited by 4th&Five

#2825

I would go Campisi’s pizza and a beer (or four). Whataburger’s are everywhere, as are Chinese joints. However, if you have a vehicle, there’s a QT on Mockingbird just outside of Love. Two jap & chee sausages with chili and cheese, a taquito (or two) and a 128oz fountain soda would run you, like, $10. 

Edited by Dutch
Forgot to mention cheese, but its inclusion is implied.

#2827

Leftover Franklin brisket with a handful of jalapeño slices from a jar on a potato roll. There’s a little piece of cheddar under there.

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We’re out of paper plates. It’s embarrassing.

#2828
Dinner at love field in an hour. What should I do? A Campisis with everything? Whataburger? A super Chinese combo meal? Short layover, so no sit-down dining.

Opine. I may or may not consider your advice. We shall see what the muse says when I view my tableau of options.


Get a buttered biscuit from Chick-fil-a and take it to Whataburger and have them put a jalapeño cheese burger on it. Go back and get waffle fries from CFA. Go to Cool River and order a beer, if he offers you a shot to go with it for $5 more know that he means anything on the bar so get the Macallan 12. Finish with coffee from Dunkin for rapid max airport stall blowout.

You’re welcome.
#2829
1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

 


Get a buttered biscuit from Chick-fil-a and take it to Whataburger and have them put a jalapeño cheese burger on it. Go back and get waffle fries from CFA. Go to Cool River and order a beer, if he offers you a shot to go with it for $5 more know that he means anything on the bar so get the Macallan 12. Finish with coffee from Dunkin for rapid max airport stall blowout.

You’re welcome.

 

That's not what I did....but I like the way you think.

Went with Campisi's.  It was okay -- she made the pizza fresh, but put so damned much flour underneath the crust that each bite contained a mouthful of dust.  Two of my next three meals were eaten in airports as well.  Glamorous life.

#2830

Return of plastic bear plate: electric bear boogaloo

 

Last night, we were cleaning out the fridge. Flaming bird (waaaaaay better than regular rotisserie chick) and leftover grilled meats and such. Those flaming birds come with grilled onions and japs.

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#2831
3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

We’re out of paper plates. It’s embarrassing.

Ran outa paper towels at the same time? Damn the luck.

#2832

Oh and there’s tonight. Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

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Thank you. I’ll be signing autographs outside after the show. Don’t forget to tip your waitress and tell your mother to give me a call back....it’s been a while.

#2833
2 minutes ago, deft said:

Oh and there’s tonight. Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

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Thank you. I’ll be signing autographs outside after the show. Don’t forget to tip your waitress and tell your mother to give me a call back....it’s been a while.

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#2834

Why isn't the man slugging the whiskey straight from the bottle? Bottle's almost empty, no need to dirty a glass.

#2836
Oh and there’s tonight. Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

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Thank you. I’ll be signing autographs outside after the show. Don’t forget to tip your waitress and tell your mother to give me a call back....it’s been a while.


Keep doing what you’re doing.


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#2843
I’ll have you know that [mention=1451]Steel Shank[/mention]’s mom is a lady.

Objection, nonresponsive.
Did that paisley blouse stay on all night or what? I mean, is there a Mr Steel Shank’s mom? Because the code requires that we root for him.
#2844

exactly.  scrumptet runs around, drinking beer, wearing a blouse (if that's what we're calling it) designed to look like a bunch of renegade sperm cells on acid.  'a lady'?  whatever you say, man.

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