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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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I’m still looking for a peach sauce explanation. Looks like ass my dude.


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It was some sorta light red chile sauce - may have had a bit of cream in it. It was ok. The real red chile was better.
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Damn. That makes my brisket potato tacos tomorrow pale in comparison. Wash them down with some bean and cheese.  

Damn. That makes my brisket potato tacos tomorrow pale in comparison. Wash them down with some bean and cheese.  

Ain’t no shame there.

The folks on my plane are gonna HATE me.

I just drove through El Paso about six hours ago. Damnit

The baked potato is a new one for me.

Then again I haven't been to El Paso since 1988

The baked potato is a new one for me.
Then again I haven't been to El Paso since 1988

Yeah...I skipped the potatoes.

And in West and south Texas, you find a lot of hybrid touches - gringo with the Mexican. See Chico’s tacos - great crispy tacos and a hot dog stand.

Brisket- that place wouldn't be called Tacos Chinampa would it?  I got a text the other day with a pic just like the one at the top of this page from a buddy that flies to El Paso all the time for work.  Place is famous for their pastor too.

Brisket- that place wouldn't be called Tacos Chinampa would it?  I got a text the other day with a pic just like the one at the top of this page from a buddy that flies to El Paso all the time for work.  Place is famous for their pastor too.

Bingo.

The pastor was top notch.

Hank Hill got my fried pork and boudin post this week. So here is a Darrell’s PoBoy Special - Jalapeño Mayo.

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Sorry about the wax paper and sealed stone bar Bevo. Lake Charles is getting kinda fancy these days.

Remains of a chicken pot pie with cheese and LA hot sauce. Yes, you bunch of fucksticks, that's a Malbec riding along. You know why? Because that's what I was drinking when I decided I wanted a pot pie.

 

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This thread is getting uppity af.
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Damn...shoulda taken a pic of my can of sardines topped with hot sauce.

So, imagine it. Sardines. With hot sauce. Ate em with a spoon.

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Did a grilled pineapple just show it's face on this thread?

Put a piece on some Rabideaux’s pork n deer slathered in jap mustard. You’re fucking right it did.

At a friend’s ranch for a work weekend. Grabbed dinner in Brady on the drive in last night:

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And I posted this while drinking a cold bud light after the boy and I painted a deer blind.

2 hours ago, Paco said:

Did a grilled pineapple just show it's face on this thread?

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Dried pork and venison sausage from buc-ee's
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On 5/10/2018 at 1:38 AM, Bevo VIII said:

This thread is getting uppity af.

No kidding.  We got full on meals in this thread?  What the hell?

Chili dogs fucking rock.

This...this is true. Somebody oughta write it in Latin somewhere.
41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This...this is true. Somebody oughta write it in Latin somewhere.

I wrote it on your moms face in latin. 

 

Hope that helps. 

On 5/28/2018 at 2:27 AM, elfenix said:

Dried pork and venison sausage from buc-ee's
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Furk, stopping at buc-ee's tomorrow now. They should send you a royalty fee.

I wrote it on your moms face in latin. 
 
Hope that helps. 

I’m sure it was in shorthand.
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I’m sure it was in shorthand.

She said the strokes were longer than your dads.  But that would be difficult to verify.  

She said the strokes were longer than your dads.  But that would be difficult to verify.  

Ask your wife, she’s got the data.

She says a longer wit than wick, but both being unfortunate. 

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39 minutes ago, baboso said:

Canes purus stupri petram.

People called Romanes, they go, the house?

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


This...this is true. Somebody oughta write it in Latin somewhere.

For all you know it invites people to rob us.

16 hours ago, pacman said:

Furk, stopping at buc-ee's tomorrow now. They should send you a royalty fee.

Furk?  What is this texags?

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So in Tulsa for work and went to Rons hamburger and chili house... Ready to destroy the hotel shitters

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Ol Zepol has been percolating for 6+ hours now.

Somebody call roto-rooter.

8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

So in Tulsa for work and went to Rons hamburger and chili house... Ready to destroy the hotel shitters

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I've been living my life wrong. Wow!

2 hours ago, Player said:

Ol Zepol has been percolating for 6+ hours now.

Somebody call roto-rooter.

All the while, Zepol is saying, "worth it!"

I go a few weeks without posting in here so had to make it worthy. it was fucking good

 

Chili sausage cheeseburger for life

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4 hours ago, Player said:

Ol Zepol has been percolating for 6+ hours now.

Somebody call roto-rooter.

Might want to get a hazmat crew on line 2.

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