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I believe what Shank is enjoying there is the equally legendary "Salinasbury" Steak. 

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1 hour ago, smuggs said:

I mean it was invented by Dr. James Salisbury, right here in the United States of America. The man who believed that a diet rife with beef and devoid of fruits and vegetables was the path to a long healthy life. Are we going to split hairs here?

 

I had no idea about this. I thought that it was an oddly specific joke I was missing..

10 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I had no idea about this. I thought that it was an oddly specific joke I was missing..

This would get you thrown right out of the Banquet board room. Do better.

10 minutes ago, smuggs said:

This would get you thrown right out of the Banquet board room. Do better.

Thrown out of the board room and demoted to the pot pie "innovation team" in the basement.

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Any of you ever plate one of those Nighthawk dinners and then garnish with lettuce and tomato? 

I didn't think so. Me neither. I garnished with some Bud Light.

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I take the patty, slosh it around in the ‘gravy’, cover it in pepper, slap it between two pieces of white bread. 

Livin’. 

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French Onion Dip Salad.

Just pour the Ruffles in the dip. Stir. And magic.

Was near the end and no paper plate was needed.
I think I had that at Luby's once
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Are there tense board meetings, full of sale charts and sweat-covered brows, where Banquet execs are yelling "DAMMIT....we're getting close to year-end and we're BARELY beating On-Cor!  WE'RE BANQUET, GODDAMIT!!!  WE HAVE TO BE #1!!!"?

actually, I bet that’s exactly how it happens. 

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56 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Any of you ever plate one of those Nighthawk dinners and then garnish with lettuce and tomato? 

I didn't think so. Me neither. I garnished with some Bud Light.

I garnish them with these.  

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Any of you ever plate one of those Nighthawk dinners...

People really plate those dinners? What's wrong with the tray they come in?

7 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Salisbury steak. Serious business.

Pro Tip: Do not mistake Liver & Onions for Salisbury Steak in the buffet line. 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I like how it's "America's #1 Salisbury Steak Brand" -- is the frozen salisbury steak space that competitive? 

Are there tense board meetings, full of sale charts and sweat-covered brows, where Banquet execs are yelling "DAMMIT....we're getting close to year-end and we're BARELY beating On-Cor!  WE'RE BANQUET, GODDAMIT!!!  WE HAVE TO BE #1!!!"?

On-Cor Salisbury steak sucks, btw. 

And the local H-E-B's don't carry the Banquet family pack..too fancy. So I had to go to Sellers Bros. in the hood. 

13 hours ago, RPM said:

Pro Tip: Do not mistake Liver & Onions for Salisbury Steak in the buffet line. 

Sounds like a win-win, imo. 

15 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I garnish them with these.  

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yummmm.  every year after Christmas and/or Easter i attempt to break my previous year's record of number of mini sandwiches consumed made with these and the leftover Honeybaked ham 

3 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

yummmm.  every year after Christmas and/or Easter i attempt to break my previous year's record of number of mini sandwiches consumed made with these and the leftover Honeybaked ham 

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18 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

yummmm.  every year after Christmas and/or Easter i attempt to break my previous year's record of number of mini sandwiches consumed made with these and the leftover Honeybaked ham 

even better is left over smoked pork shoulder on them 

28 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

yummmm.  every year after Christmas and/or Easter i attempt to break my previous year's record of number of mini sandwiches consumed made with these and the leftover Honeybaked ham 

Ham, topped with swiss, with the cheese melted and browned under the broiler.  Perfection.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ham, topped with swiss, with the cheese melted and browned under the broiler.  Perfection.

for real - and the first one with mayo, next one with whole grain mustard, next one with the Whip, next one with Cajun mustard, throw in a tomato slice on the next one, add some sliced pikled japs on the next one, and on and on and on.

3 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

for real - and the first one with mayo, next one with whole grain mustard, next one with the Whip, next one with Cajun mustard, throw in a tomato slice on the next one, add some sliced pikled japs on the next one, and on and on and on.

sounds like my approach to a few dozen raw oysters.  one naked, then squeeze of lemon, next some hot sauce, then horse radish, then worcestershire, etc.

Lunch from Saturday. Mini roast beef sammiches with mayo and Texas Pete. Side of Cheetos completes the entree. Lunch was served with a nice cold miller lite.

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On 2/10/2020 at 9:20 PM, Brothahorn said:

Nothing better than a pack of Banquet Salisbury steak, rice and a stiff drink. I skipped lunch for this.

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I'm not seeing any love for the pie dish and I have a major issue with that.  Pos rep.

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Chili cheese dog sandwich topped with the standard cheddar and onion and pickled japs. Also featuring HEB ghost pepper ranch corn tortillas.

 

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The chili, the Fritos, the lovingly cross-stacked hot dogs, the obligatory japs...Outstanding, Irish.  Out-fucking-standing.

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The chili, the Fritos, the lovingly cross-stacked hot dogs, the obligatory japs...Outstanding, Irish.  Out-fucking-standing.

Sometimes, you see a performance that is so clearly at the top of the class. This is one of those.

Bra. Fucking. Vo.
On 2/11/2020 at 5:29 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

This is what’s on the overhead projector in the Banquet board room. The fear is real 

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csb/ My Dad lived in the Goodall Wooten in the early '60's and ate every meal (supposedly) at Night Hawk on the corner of MLK (19th Street according to him) and Guadalupe.  When we were kids in the '70's, we would stop there for lunch on our way traveling through Austin.

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

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Chili cheese dog sandwich topped with the standard cheddar and onion and pickled japs. Also featuring HEB ghost pepper ranch corn tortillas.

 

Is that Donkey Kong on the TV in the background?

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is that Donkey Kong on the TV in the background?

Fuck I wish. Roku screen saver

Unpictured bonus: shoveled the sandwich "debris" into the small amount of leftover chili and had a tiny frito pie.

Anyway, thanks for the recognition, gents. Off to the bidet meta thread.

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3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

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Chili cheese dog sandwich topped with the standard cheddar and onion and pickled japs. Also featuring HEB ghost pepper ranch corn tortillas.

 

I'd put that in my pie hole and gouge on it.  FRRT-FRRT

those fritos are legit.  excellent application.  

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is that Donkey Kong on the TV in the background?

Was thinking the same thing.  

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Impromptu burger night. Didn’t have LT or O but it was still damn good.

the judges deduct one point for missed opportunity to throw a slice of pizza from that box next to you inside the patty melt. otherwise, strong effort. 

the judges deduct one point for missed opportunity to throw a slice of pizza from that box next to you inside the patty melt. otherwise, strong effort. 

I did think of it, but I had the same pizza for lunch (work brought it in and I took home leftovers for the kids).


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even better is left over smoked pork shoulder on them 
Leftover? I serve pulled pork with this on the front end.

Looks like a famed Hamburger Sandwich followed up by it little brother, the always delicious but just slightly lacking Mustard Sandwich.

Big fan of Mrs. Baird's bread here.

12 hours ago, Whatever said:


I did think of it, but I had the same pizza for lunch (work brought it in and I took home leftovers for the kids).


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And? 


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Brisket tacos, Cholula, black coffee.

Open face hot hamburg sandwich is a decisively underrepresented piece of American cuisine. So fucking delicious.

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