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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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Why am I retard when putting a roast in a crock pot? Sorry guys if I'm messing up this great thread.

Because you touch yourself?

9 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Why am I retard when putting a roast in a crock pot?

If you like beef soup, make beef soup.

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Had a bunch of quarantine Wild Turkey 101. Got a late night hunger pang. Made sloppy joes for the family for dinner tonight. Smoked a pork butt two days ago. Here is pulled pork and sloppy joes on a hot dog bun. edfdb9b12a46b385212f18b6c00910e7.jpg

^^^^^ That, sportsfans, is what ensures this country is going to come out of the Rona pandemic A-OK.

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Leftover rib meat on Brazilian cheese bread with some whataburger pepper sauce, some japs, and cheese. Quarantine fuel.
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Never thought of making sammiches on those little pao de queijo.  Man...I can eat about a hunnert of those.  Wife and I discovered them on a layover in Sao Paulo 20+ years ago....sitting in a bar having a drink, and you can grab a little cardboard boat full of them for something like a buck.  After eating our fourth boat full of them, I told my wife "we have to stop, we're gonna make ourselves sick."

Now, you can get them frozen at the regular grocery and bake them at home.  I think we may even have a few....I am gonna try the sammich thing.

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HEB was out of hot dog buns so I had to improvise.
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Day after cold brisket sandwiches never suck. Had to go with some artsy fartsy bread, checked 3 stores and couldn't find a single loaf of Mrs bairds. Dumbfucks hoarding perishables are dumb. 706cb41eef5fedc91ab0e441e16891d8.jpg

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Never thought of making sammiches on those little pao de queijo.  Man...I can eat about a hunnert of those.  Wife and I discovered them on a layover in Sao Paulo 20+ years ago....sitting in a bar having a drink, and you can grab a little cardboard boat full of them for something like a buck.  After eating our fourth boat full of them, I told my wife "we have to stop, we're gonna make ourselves sick."

Now, you can get them frozen at the regular grocery and bake them at home.  I think we may even have a few....I am gonna try the sammich thing.

Yea I made them a little larger than normal just for this purpose , posted the recipe on the bread thread if interested 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wife and I discovered them on a layover in Sao Paulo 20+ years ago....sitting in a bar having a drink, and you can grab a little cardboard boat full of them for something like a buck.  After eating our fourth boat full of them, I told my wife "we have to stop, we're gonna make ourselves sick."

[Sean] That's the stuff [/Maguire]

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5 hours ago, elfenix said:

HEB was out of hot dog buns so I had to improvise.
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6 hours ago, NateHitch said:

Day after cold brisket sandwiches never suck. Had to go with some artsy fartsy bread, checked 3 stores and couldn't find a single loaf of Mrs bairds. Dumbfucks hoarding perishables are dumb. 706cb41eef5fedc91ab0e441e16891d8.jpg

strong spread on that mayo. 

58 minutes ago, futureman said:

strong spread on that mayo. 

I respect a man that knows what he likes.

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On 3/29/2020 at 2:00 AM, irishtexan said:

Had a bunch of quarantine Wild Turkey 101. Got a late night hunger pang. Made sloppy joes for the family for dinner tonight. Smoked a pork butt two days ago. Here is pulled pork and sloppy joes on a hot dog bun. edfdb9b12a46b385212f18b6c00910e7.jpg

 

On 3/29/2020 at 4:19 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Leftover rib meat on Brazilian cheese bread with some whataburger pepper sauce, some japs, and cheese. Quarantine fuel.
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On 3/29/2020 at 4:49 PM, elfenix said:

HEB was out of hot dog buns so I had to improvise.
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Parts of a fried egg and bacon sandwich. This has pretty much been my lunch for the last week7096754e96ab6448e22bada5c3bed85c.jpg

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Really like the Dali nod with the Swiss. 

About time to make some banana bread, jameslaw.

1 hour ago, baboso said:

About time to make some banana bread, jameslaw.

Those are going to the chickens tomorrow

Leftover rib meat on Brazilian cheese bread with some whataburger pepper sauce, some japs, and cheese. Quarantine fuel.
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Not gonna lie. That shit looks awesome.
17 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Those are going to the chickens tomorrow

Is that like feeding mayo to tuna?  What kind of chicken dish uses bananas? 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is that like feeding mayo to tuna?  What kind of chicken dish uses bananas? 

ha. i have live chickens. they get my left overs as treats

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My boy is laughing right now because he knows he wins again. 31d2cbf9db3a90909bb1ab8967db0c0c.jpg

Boudin and crackers at the work station.  Sorry about the fancy plate - we're outta paper, and not making grocery runs.  

 

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4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Even awesomer when I thought the oranges in the background were Planters cheese balls.  

Funny.  I did the same thing.  Even funnier that my daughter was bitching yesterday about our tiny clementines. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry about the fancy plate - we're outta paper, and not making grocery runs.  

 

 

This is the only thread where coronavirus bumps up our classiness

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

This is the only thread where coronavirus bumps up our classiness

He's not wrong.

6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Cutco for the win!

Bowling ball handles, Double D edge meal knives. Yeah I sold those one summer > 30 years ago. They rock.

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Naoch don’t need a plate. Right off the pan brotha man

I knew these questions would come brethren of the clan shank. I was feeding a family of 5 and had to make naoch for all in the first pan or 3. Then it went bedlam with all the toppings for daddy’s fatass. ‘‘Twas glorious.

 

The “meat” (such a basic unforgivable description) was cubed lean brisket. You’re welcome philistine.

OCD naoch!  Each with its own dab of cheese, all perfectly arranged.

And the variety of the naoch on offer is truly impressive... some with brisket, some just bean and cheese, some bean and cheese with japs and onion for a bit of zing.  A tasting menu that only a true gentleman can appreciate.

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A little cream cheese and candied jalapeno cornteen snack with a side of Prasek's summer sausage.

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17 hours ago, deft said:

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Naoch don’t need a plate. Right off the pan brotha man

Hmm it might be time for a nacho argument.  I just throw the chips on the pan, then throw the toppings on.

Hmm it might be time for a nacho argument.  I just throw the chips on the pan, then throw the toppings on.

When it comes to the naoch, I’m as liberal as it gets. You should have the freedom to arrange and top with whatever the fuck you want.

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i celebrate naoch's entire catalogue.

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Hmm it might be time for a nacho argument.  I just throw the chips on the pan, then throw the toppings on.

Do you fucking gutter dwellers not have a nacho butler??  Fucking pheasants. 

On 3/31/2020 at 12:59 PM, Brisketexan said:

Boudin and crackers at the work station.  Sorry about the fancy plate - we're outta paper, and not making grocery runs.  

 

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I will just go ahead and assume that the crystal is just out of the shot. 

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