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7 hours ago, davidg said:

A little cream cheese and candied jalapeno cornteen snack with a side of Prasek's summer sausage.

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What's the deal with the plate?

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What's the deal with the plate?


We’re corn-teened man. Can’t be wasting a good paper plate or a blue shop towel on a snack, besides, wife is home all day now and needs something to do.
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Toasted tortilla, smoked cheddar slice, bacon, Opa’s jap & chee, onions and japs cooked in said breffiss meat grease, finished with hot sauce x 2. Black coffee.

13 hours ago, davidg said:

 


We’re corn-teened man. Can’t be wasting a good paper plate or a blue shop towel on a snack, besides, wife is home all day now and needs something to do.

 

Attention degenerate gamblers:  

 

Any O/U bets if davidg survives the SIP?

Also, today is the boy’s birthday (yeah, solid bummer). So, we’re trying to do it up the best we can.
Had Popeyes delivered for lunch (he can eat about fiddy of their spicy tenders...I had a more reasonable serving).

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45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, today is the boy’s birthday (yeah, solid bummer). So, we’re trying to do it up the best we can.
Had Popeyes delivered for lunch (he can eat about fiddy of their spicy tenders...I had a more reasonable serving).

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It's my daughters today too. She's one! How old is your buy?

2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

It's my daughters today too. She's one! How old is your buy?

A bit older.  17.  Been a tough year for him -- he was down with mono, it destroyed his school performance, and kept him down so he was late joining up with the baseball team.  And he had just started to get back in full stride both with school and baseball when this all hit.

Frankly, we're looking forward to August as something of a re-set on pretty much every level.

He's a good guy, but these teen years are tough, and he had an extra-tough one.  So, we're trying to make today as big a deal as we can.

Mine turned 12 on Sunday.  She had wanted a big burger from Muck and Fuss in NB but they closed up the day before.  We went with Lil Doddy and shakes from Culvers. It did the trick.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


I dig steak fries topped with melted cheese, crumbled bacon and scallions w/ sour cream and some ranch and some jalapenos

FixeditcauseI'mhungry.

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Man that sucks. Order him all the damn popeye's he wants!

And a hooker.

today is the first day he can provide legal consent.  hooker it is!

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

A bit older.  17.  Been a tough year for him -- he was down with mono, it destroyed his school performance, and kept him down so he was late joining up with the baseball team.  And he had just started to get back in full stride both with school and baseball when this all hit.

Frankly, we're looking forward to August as something of a re-set on pretty much every level.

He's a good guy, but these teen years are tough, and he had an extra-tough one.  So, we're trying to make today as big a deal as we can.

Tell him Steel Shank says "Hey!".

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, today is the boy’s birthday (yeah, solid bummer). So, we’re trying to do it up the best we can.
Had Popeyes delivered for lunch (he can eat about fiddy of their spicy tenders...I had a more reasonable serving).

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Where's the blackened ranch?  

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, today is the boy’s birthday (yeah, solid bummer). So, we’re trying to do it up the best we can.
Had Popeyes delivered for lunch (he can eat about fiddy of their spicy tenders...I had a more reasonable serving).

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Where's the blackened ranch?  

3 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Where's the blackened ranch?  

The smear you see on the plate is from the lid of the blackened ranch sauce container -- it was off to the side.

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I’ll accept a deduction for the stoneware plate but the chili dogs with crispy tots were good.  

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Had some Earl Campbell sausage in the fridge along with some frozen fried rice.

Cooked the sausage with an onion and put it over the rice. Found some packaged hot mustard.



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13 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ll accept a deduction for the stoneware plate but the chili dogs with crispy tots were good.  

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Gonna have to try this Saturday night.

16 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ll accept a deduction for the stoneware plate but the chili dogs with crispy tots were good.  

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I believe those are called "crowns". And, yes, they look very tasty. Nice pair you got there, judgey-wudgey

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Gf was mistakenly given grilled nugs from Chick-fil-a, after correcting their mistake they obviously wouldn’t take them back. When life gives you nuggets, you noach. 
 

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4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

When life gives you nuggets, you noach. 
 

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Sometimes art is not valued because the piece was hard to create, its valued because of the vision and creativity of doing it first. Some may say “chik FIL a sauce noach, that boy ain’t right” I’m not one of them.

12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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Noach. Smoked pork shoulder from the WSM, japs, Tostitos, cheese, guac from the bodega. Ice cold Bud light

This is a particularly strong effort.

This is a particularly strong effort.

Shank’s strong bias towards Bud Light reveals itself yet again.
That’s cool.
1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

Sometimes art is not valued because the piece was hard to create, its valued because of the vision and creativity of doing it first. Some may say “chik FIL a sauce noach, that boy ain’t right” I’m not one of them.

Would I do it again? No. Do I regret it? Also no.

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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Noach. Smoked pork shoulder from the WSM, japs, Tostitos, cheese, guac from the bodega. Ice cold Bud light

has there been a run on cheese in california?

I thought the cheese crust I got on this frozen burrito was nice. Doused in this stuff 61f-R0SSJ6L._SL1483_.jpg

which is quick becoming a favorite sauce for me. 

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How spicy is that sauce? I've seen it before but haven't tried it yet

8 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

How spicy is that sauce? I've seen it before but haven't tried it yet

My spice levels are pretty high but for me it's mild. It's kind of a thicker, smokier sauce so I like to use a lot of it. Got some nice heat but not overwhelming at all. 

I also have a bottle of their habanero one, which will light your ass up. 

Leftover chicken fajitas from local Mexican joint. This place give you the fried potatoes with the fajitas. Why doesn’t every Tex-Mex place do this? Anyway, I paired with eggs, re-frieds & a nice charred corn tort courtesy of the gas burner. Yes the char is on purpose. 5bcb4505ab0b54520681b378a18ad1ad.jpg


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The rare and elusive breakfast hard taco with brisket.

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4 hours ago, huge said:

breakfast cocktail

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some 'featured' tamales at HEB, under some queso and Valentina black, just to be sure.

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Leftover red beans, topped with leftover collard greens, splashed with Crystal.

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26 minutes ago, futureman said:

you make those collards yourself?

Yep.  Made em a coupla days ago.  Red beans were from last night.

On 4/3/2020 at 10:05 PM, Gil Bang said:

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Noach. Smoked pork shoulder from the WSM, japs, Tostitos, cheese, guac from the bodega. Ice cold Bud light

I really like the fact that you have decided up front that there's 3 bud lights worth of nachos there.

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Leftover red beans, topped with leftover collard greens, splashed with Crystal.

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No rice?

Just now, baboso said:

No rice?

We'd already eaten all the rice.  Didn't feel like making any more.  And the greens were an excellent combo.

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