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22 hours ago, huge said:

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The rare and elusive breakfast hard taco with brisket.

Also in picture is a run of the mill breakfast cocktail.

That plate looks like something out of Total Recall

also the kiddie cup cocktail adds a point. 

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8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

That plate looks like something out of Total Recall

 

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Made em a coupla days ago.  Red beans were from last night.

do you put sugar in your greens?

Just now, futureman said:

do you put sugar in your greens?

Sometimes, but didn't with this batch.  And when I do, it's just a tablespoon or so, to cut the bitterness.

I made some greens last night. HEB will sell you a trio medley.

Mustard
Collard
Turnip

Good times

After seeing the Cheetos Frito pie, any meal that doesn't involved Cheetos is disappointing to me now. 

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Some leftover instapot brisket and spicy garlic dills.

1 hour ago, huge said:

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Some leftover instapot brisket and spicy garlic dills.

Excuse me?

Is surly really going to let this go by without comment?

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Excuse me?

Is surly really going to let this go by without comment?

Why not?  Slow-roasted/braised brisket makes fantastic carne deshebrada, one of my favorite tacos.  And a good jewish-style roasted brisket can be plenty tasty.  Smoked ain't the only way to cook a brisket.

5 hours ago, futureman said:

do you put sugar in your greens?

Stick of butter. 1/2 Cup of sugar. Salt and pepper + cabbage. Cook till black on all edges on high heat. Fucking rules. 

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4 hours ago, huge said:

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Some leftover instapot brisket and spicy garlic dills.

It's like the hippo is wearing a meat visor. Which sounds delicious.

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21 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

It's like the hippo is wearing a meat visor. Which sounds delicious.

And a pepper penis. (penis used for alliteration purposes)

5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Stick of butter. 1/2 Cup of sugar. Salt and pepper + cabbage. Cook till black on all edges on high heat. Fucking rules. 

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15 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Repped for sausage inception.

Yes, sausage as a topping.

 

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Which also reminds me I have a brisket hamburger patty and a half link of jap sausage in the fridge so I will replicate to the best of my ability tonight.

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18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Why not?  Slow-roasted/braised brisket makes fantastic carne deshebrada, one of my favorite tacos.  

man, me too.  where can i get a great deshebrada taco in austin (once austin opens up again)? 

my go to was the taco counter at the back of la moreliana on south congress, but i understand that is no more

Quick snack using random shit in the kitchen:

I had one hot dog bun sitting around, cut it in half.

Add peanut butter and pickle.  Add some honey - the thick stuff that you have to scoop out with a spoon.

 

 

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15 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

man, me too.  where can i get a great deshebrada taco in austin (once austin opens up again)? 

my go to was the taco counter at the back of la moreliana on south congress, but i understand that is no more

Really can't be found -- there used to be a trailer at the Shell at 2222 and Mopac that had a good one, but they've been gone for years.  I just make my own.  It's a great thing to make when you're having a group over (because it makes a lot).

5 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Quick snack using random shit in the kitchen:

I had one hot dog bun sitting around, cut it in half.

Add peanut butter and pickle.  Add some honey - the thick stuff that you have to scoop out with a spoon.

 

 

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When is your baby due?

Haha...I know it's weird, but actually a great combination of flavors.  Will do it again.

Quick snack using random shit in the kitchen:
I had one hot dog bun sitting around, cut it in half.
Add peanut butter and pickle.  Add some honey - the thick stuff that you have to scoop out with a spoon.
 
 
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2 hours ago, davidg said:

Which also reminds me I have a brisket hamburger patty and a half link of jap sausage in the fridge so I will replicate to the best of my ability tonight.

Wrap the link in the patty and smoke that mofo. Get fancy and wrap it in bacon first. Put it on a bolillo roll with some grilled japs and onions. 

21 hours ago, futureman said:

corned beef and cabbage is delicious. 

So, I see you have come  up with your own social distancing  technique in keeping others at bay with noxious fumes.

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Construction pics.  Cooked a bunch of fajita meat on Sunday so I grabbed some bolillo rolls last night and it was on.  Butter toasted roll, refrieds, fajita steak, lettuce, tomato, fresh japs, cilantro, avocado, @futureman style mayo slathering, Herdez on the table.  Got too excited and forgot to slice some damn onion- good thing I have more bolillos.  Sorry 'bout the plate.

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Left over breakfast taco filling and an EC hot link. Ran out of corn tortillas so used what I had


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11 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's a damn fancy plate there.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. But you ain't wrong.

Last night's leftover jambalaya for lunch, liberally splashed with Crystal, eaten straight outta the tupperware:

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Did you play a game where you close your eyes and grab 4 things and whatever you grab you have to make a meal of it?

Used to do that at the bar in college. Everyone that wanted to play got a piece of ice and had to close their eyes and throw the ice at the liquor selection. Whatever bottle the ice hit, a shot got added to the concoction. When everyone that wanted to play was done, you mixed all the bullshit together and everyone that played had a shot. Fucking awful usually but every now and again it would work out. Called it the Ray Charles game.

 

 

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On 4/8/2020 at 5:55 AM, Steel Shank said:

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Wednesday night at some point
Threw together some Texas toast, horseradish cheddar, yella cheese, bacon, and some leftover mozz sticks to make some kinda grilled cheese. Shoulda thrown some crystal in there too but que sera sera, e Pluribus unum, Tierra del sol

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On 3/21/2020 at 8:23 PM, hookemATL said:

Top notch pepper game on that one patty. I overpepper the shit out of mine too. 

^^^^This right freakin' here^^^^

On 3/23/2020 at 2:14 PM, TankedBevo said:

The amount of antacid consumed by the regulars in this thread has to be astronomical. I applaud your efforts, gentlemen.

Pantoprazole ftw baby

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