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18 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

So in Tulsa for work and went to Rons hamburger and chili house... Ready to destroy the hotel shitters

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Does it come with a snow cone to wipe your ass with later?  Good lord.  You're going to have a baboon ass for a week after that.  

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18 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

So in Tulsa for work and went to Rons hamburger and chili house... Ready to destroy the hotel shitters

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I have to ask .....

Is that the before picture or is that the after picture from the hotel shitter?

Maybe I'm just blessed in the GI dept but that wouldn't do anything to me.  I'd actually have them add a nice sprinkling of onions and jalapenos on top.

Yea that is what I forgot the damn jalapenos. Rookie mistake I know. Onions were inside. 

 

 

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The only thing wrong with that spread is you have to be in Oklahoma to get it.  But it does give inspiration for what I will make the next time I whip up some chili.

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man...Zepol has fuckin’ game.

Gotta give him credit. It did not look dry as fuck.

Yea that is what I forgot the damn jalapenos. Rookie mistake I know. Onions were inside. 
 
 

Jalapeños and a good splash of Crystal on top woulda taken it to 11.

That was one thing I didn't see on any tables. Hot Sauce, not sure if the Okies can't handle it or they keep it in the back

That was one thing I didn't see on any tables. Hot Sauce, not sure if the Okies can't handle it or they keep it in the back

You don’t carry your own?

Sheeeeeeit.
I have never once wanted to venture to oklahoma, until now.

The Wild Fork in Tulsa also has a great fried catfish and hush puppy “salad.” So when you talk to your wife later and she asks what you had for dinner, you can say “oh, I just had a salad.”

And there’s a great old chili dog joint on a downtown basement, across from the Federal courthouse.

So, there’s that.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Jalapeños and a good splash of Crystal on top woulda taken it to 11.

 

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

That was one thing I didn't see on any tables. Hot Sauce, not sure if the Okies can't handle it or they keep it in the back

 

If you ask the average okie for some "crystal", you are quite likely to end up being offered meth instead of hot sauce. 

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The Wild Fork in Tulsa also has a great fried catfish and hush puppy “salad.” So when you talk to your wife later and she asks what you had for dinner, you can say “oh, I just had a salad.”

And there’s a great old chili dog joint on a downtown basement, across from the Federal courthouse.

So, there’s that.

Doug's Peach Orchard about 1/2 mile north of the Red River in Terral, Oklahoma has awesome catfish. So good you actually want to go to Oklahoma.

The Wild Fork in Tulsa also has a great fried catfish and hush puppy “salad.” So when you talk to your wife later and she asks what you had for dinner, you can say “oh, I just had a salad.”

 

And there’s a great old chili dog joint on a downtown basement, across from the Federal courthouse.

 

So, there’s that.

 

Have to go back tomorrow I think. I'll keep these places in mind

 

 

If you ask the average okie for some "crystal", you are quite likely to end up being offered meth instead of hot sauce. 

 

Lol yep you right

That was one thing I didn't see on any tables. Hot Sauce, not sure if the Okies can't handle it or they keep it in the back


I think 3.2 hot sauce is all the law will allow in Oklahoma.
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Oh hell, my buddy from Rice outflanked me.  Cornbread waffle with chili and cheese.  Needs onion and a fried egg.  I am making that

 

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I’ll ask grungy about it.  Dude is hard to figure.   World class hippie, rice engineering graduate,  rocks a vw van and can fix anything on the planet.  Raised a couple of world class kids too.  

I’ll ask grungy about it.  Dude is hard to figure.   World class hippie, rice engineering graduate,  rocks a vw van and can fix anything on the planet.  Raised a couple of world class kids too.  

And his wife?
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Haven’t met her.   I was just perplexed, was happy with my whataburger sack and then he posted that turd waffle.  Damn.   Put me to shame.  

Breffis. Venison sausage and egg con queso. With hot green sauce from La Finca supermarket at Lamar and Rundberg.

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Sometimes the simplest pleasures are the finest pleasures.

Seriously? Placemats? Gettin' really fuckin' bougie in here.

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Really digging that salsa verde from La Finca.  But didn't have anything to put it on.  Till I realized we had a bag with the last broken Doritos just waiting in the pantry...

 

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My wife is always angered when I put the crumbs back in the pantry.  They are emergency snacks with salsa.  Good job of utilizing the Doritos.

2 hours ago, PhillyD said:

My wife is always angered when I put the crumbs back in the pantry.  They are emergency snacks with salsa.  Good job of utilizing the Doritos.

I was proud of my move with the spoon.  Not ashamed to toot my own horn.

On 6/9/2018 at 4:36 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ll ask grungy about it.  Dude is hard to figure.   World class hippie, rice engineering graduate,  rocks a vw van and can fix anything on the planet.  Raised a couple of world class kids too.  

Holy shit, I knew I had seen that food somewhere before, goddam Grungy.

On 6/9/2018 at 2:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

Tell me more about this cornbread waffle....

According to Grungy's facebook post, you can find that at the Harwood Cafe in Hurst (and Grungy said he nixed the onions and japs, so it appears it's even more glorious...), called the Texas Cow Patty.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Really digging that salsa verde from La Finca.  But didn't have anything to put it on.  Till I realized we had a bag with the last broken Doritos just waiting in the pantry...

 

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i like this guy's resourcefulness

11 hours ago, Dutch said:

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Sometimes the simplest pleasures are the finest pleasures.

nice placemat, fancy boy!

52 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm digging some shit right now.

Eat some more goddamn fiber and that shit would slide out without help.

 

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Pretty certain that was Jackson Pollock’s final meal.

On 6/12/2018 at 1:32 AM, elfenix said:

Not pictured: an ice cold lone star
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Picture Title: Great Night, Bad Morning 

5 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

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Drive thru. (What that is going to do to your guts)

On 6/12/2018 at 11:43 AM, NorthLoop said:

JITB tacos are never wrong. 

 

ever. 

If they are, I don't ever want to be right.

On 6/12/2018 at 1:32 AM, elfenix said:

Not pictured: an ice cold lone star
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not quite sure i understand the hot sauce on the outside of the tacos

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