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You got a nice pair of wieners there, judgey-wudgey.

Pro move with the cheese/hinge thing.

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12 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Cheese on the bottom, to hold the bun hinge together, japs on top.

Pro move.

3 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Pro move.

It really is.  It's the only way to fly.  It protects the hinge, keeps the bun from getting soaked through -- it's just sound engineering.

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Cuisineologist

We should write a book.  All sciencey and shit.  We could even pose on the cover in lab coats.  With hot sauce stains on them.

Midnight:20 snack. No tablecloth in this bish.
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Cerveza Sol is great.


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9 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

and a Bud Light in the pocket.

A drunk Alton Brown snack show.  I like it.  

Where you up late, fapping to futureman again, [mention=2438]Whatever[/mention]?

Yes. I call it The Stranger.


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Leftover New York strip, cheese, onion, and hot sauce.

 

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1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Leftover New York strip, cheese, onion, and hot sauce.

I read this in the voice and tune of the Front Porch Song

With lots of cheese and onions and guacamole salad!

I read this in the voice and tune of the Front Porch Song
With lots of cheese and onions and guacamole salad!

You can get at the La Salle Hotel in old downtown.
With iced tea and a waitress who will smile every time yea, she will. I left a quarter tip for my ten-dollar bill, yes I did ohhhhh no.


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I see we got us a lot of 'playas' who lay a lot .....of......."pipe".... up in heyah.

 

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Was it a cheap chili dog night? Yep. Took this after I ate the first one. Chili, queso, jalapeños, and a squirt of mustard for some zing. How I used to eat the old jalapeño chili cheese dog at the Disch.

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Was it a cheap chili dog night? Yep. Took this after I ate the first one. Chili, queso, jalapeños, and a squirt of mustard for some zing. How I used to eat the old jalapeño chili cheese dog at the Disch.

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You’re gonna have a squirt of something else later too. Nice work sensei.


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The jarred pee in the top left is an interesting touch

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Breakfast enchiladas. 

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I'd eat the hell out of that.  Nice job on the eggs.  I would just add some toast to sop up the yolks.

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While I work from home, I've been able to make many delicious lunches.  This is one of them.

I call it "Still life of two frozen burritos topped with canned enchilada sauce and shredded cheese."  My titles aren't very creative.  And while this is certainly not my masterpiece, it's still worthy of putting on the wall.

 

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25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

While I work from home, I've been able to make many delicious lunches.  This is one of them.

I call it "Still life of two frozen burritos topped with canned enchilada sauce and shredded cheese."  My titles aren't very creative.  And while this is certainly not my masterpiece, it's still worthy of putting on the wall.

 

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I would smash the fuck out of that

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

While I work from home, I've been able to make many delicious lunches.  This is one of them.

I call it "Still life of two frozen burritos topped with canned enchilada sauce and shredded cheese."  My titles aren't very creative.  And while this is certainly not my masterpiece, it's still worthy of putting on the wall.

 

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Patio beef and bean?

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

While I work from home, I've been able to make many delicious lunches.  This is one of them.

I call it "Still life of two frozen burritos topped with canned enchilada sauce and shredded cheese."  My titles aren't very creative.  And while this is certainly not my masterpiece, it's still worthy of putting on the wall.

 

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That's a homemade double Enchirito.

 

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that is going to make a glorious turd tomorrow morning

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Hey Eric Ripert, why don't you chill the fuck out and come back down to our level. 

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I'd eat the hell out of that.  Nice job on the eggs.  I would just add some toast to sop up the yolks.

I feel like tortillas would be more appropriate.


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I feel like tortillas would be more appropriate.


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Dart Bowl Texas toast frowns on your shenanigans.

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