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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

  • Steel Shank
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I hadn’t shanked in a while but then I thought does shank ever leave ya? No sir it does not.

I present to you bad decisions a la 1 am

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3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Drinking beer out of a glass is bad enough, but at 1:00 AM?  Rookie move.

lol wut? 

Drinking beer out of a glass is bad enough, but at 1:00 AM?  Rookie move.


Was I supposed to bring the corny keg to the table?
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The only bad decision there is that plate.


You shut your whore mouth. My oso plate has had many proud appearances on this thread. Bitch.
1 hour ago, deft said:

 


Was I supposed to bring the corny keg to the table?
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You shut your whore mouth. My oso plate has had many proud appearances on this thread. Bitch.

 

You out of red Solo cups or something?

12 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Brisket, American, onion bun.

The onion bun is a very tasty and underrated bread option.

8 hours ago, deft said:

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Combining Tony Shawshank and Crystal is a good decision.

Outstanding entries, gentlemen. 

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Everything’s a taco if you try hard enough. 
 

Peppered bacon, turkey cold cuts, pesto, sour cream, salsa verde, pickled jalapeños and goat cheese. 
 

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1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

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45 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Everything’s a taco if you try hard enough. 
 

Peppered bacon, turkey cold cuts, pesto, sour cream, salsa verde, pickled jalapeños and goat cheese. 
 

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good job?

Going through the fridge this afternoon while deciding what to make for lunch, I found myself inspired by @Steel Shank’s earlier submission.

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On 7/8/2020 at 1:47 AM, deft said:

I hadn’t shanked in a while but then I thought does shank ever leave ya? No sir it does not.

I present to you bad decisions a la 1 am

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Umm, Poultine, i christen thee.

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Leftover smoked feral hog nachos 

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Detecting massive amounts of ceramic and severe paper shortage.

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27 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Behold, the barbacado.

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wrong thread, imo. 

 

 

Breakfast submission from the boy...he ate it like a taco. 

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3 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:
20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
wrong thread, imo. 
 

Wasn't sure where to put it.

If you are going to roll with a real plate and parsley, best to throw a firearm in the picture just to anchor it.  

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9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

If you are going to roll with a real plate and parsley, best to throw a firearm in the picture just to anchor it.  

Good advice, but I'm really hoping that was cilantro rather than parsley.

49 minutes ago, fuggled said:

Fried bologna on a roll with Boscoli olive salad and Sriracha mayo (and cheese underneath)a2e73f68effd3771d0bdd57710f6ad53.jpg

Is the cheese acting as a hinge?

Good advice, but I'm really hoping that was cilantro rather than parsley.
Cilantro. Forgot to add the queso fresco.
54 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Breakfast submission from the boy...he ate it like a taco. 

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the pancake tortilla with syrup salsa is buried deep in my playbook.  thanks for the reminder. 

Is the cheese acting as a hinge?
No, the cheese is there because my roll was a bit stale so I zapped it for 15 seconds and figured I might as well throw shredded cheese on while I did that.
3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Breakfast submission from the boy...he ate it like a taco. 

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This gives me faith in the youts. Yer doin' something right.

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Breakfast submission from the boy...he ate it like a taco. 

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Where’s his gun?

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Where’s his gun?

His little .22lr is in the closet with the rest of the boom sticks. 

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Brisket from the 4th with cream cheese and smoked Gouda in poblanos.

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Pork rib trimmings that were smoked, shredded and ended up inside some homemade street taquitos.

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Looks damn good. Distinct lack of cheese, I would have used some queso fresco but they look smashable either way

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Daddy’s Famous Chili Cheese Dog Sandwich for the boy. (Hot dog buns were moldy.)

I got experimental while grilling some sausage and burgers and threw a pickle and a thing of Ramon noodles on the top rack to get some smoke.  The pickle was actually pretty damn good.  The sour with the smoke actually works well together.  I have not tried the ramen yet.

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On 7/11/2020 at 8:09 PM, Steel Shank said:

This page seems to be running a little bit hot tonight......

Thats from all the excess farts.

I got experimental while grilling some sausage and burgers and threw a pickle and a thing of Ramon noodles on the top rack to get some smoke.  The pickle was actually pretty damn good.  The sour with the smoke actually works well together.  I have not tried the ramen yet.

Roman’s noodle? That’s a name I haven’t heard in quite some time....

Shit's fucking on tonight!!

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And I ain't telling you why!!!!

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But of course, have to add some Crystal, because more hot sauce.

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Gonna take a long time to cut down the largest tree in the forest with those ...

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