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But of course, have to add some Crystal, because more hot sauce.

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Let us know about the gas release. And I forgot if that means your family can’t social distance. Seems like a dangerous game.

I know it is on this bayou
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Tried to eat enchiladas at Dart Bowl today. Line was bananas

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Got two games in as well as two Fire Eagles and a shot of Tequila. Bowled shitty. Who cares. Tipped Janet the bartender a cool $250 on the way out because she’s a badass. Also bought a souvenir.

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Went to Crown & Anchor and got a bacon jalapeño cheeseburger for late lunch, which I ate in my car. Bacon was a little DuckOfDeath’d but it ate fine.

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Now I’m at home drinking another fire eagle with my sausage fingers.

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Wish I wasn’t “celebrating” the end of Dart Bowl. But it was a good Thursday anyway.

 

Edit: didn’t know where else to put this post. For some reason this felt like the right place.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Bowled shitty. Who cares. 

Spill it, how bad? 

 

Good on ya’ for the healthy tip though. 

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8 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

I mean...that's better than what I did today.

Yeah no shit.  I’ve not paid any respects to many a dying institution lately.  

Spill it, how bad? 
 
Good on ya’ for the healthy tip though. 

I think a 125 and a 168. Haven’t bowled in four months and threw two balls in the gutter. Both off spares. Ugh
Spill it, how bad? 
 
Good on ya’ for the healthy tip though. 

I think a 125 and a 168. Haven’t bowled in four months and threw two balls in the gutter. Both off spares. Ugh

Apparently I've never not bowled shitty.

 

Edit: I need to get a damn souvenir even if I can't get enchiladas.

4 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Edit: didn’t know where else to put this post. For some reason this felt like the right place.

You were correct. This post will always have a home here. Kindred spirits.

Nice job, Irish. Erin go bragh!

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Just a little patty melt action 

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Made cheese enchiladas last night.

Which made for breakfast this morning.

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Also, at HEB yesterday, I found this amazing product.

And yes, I purchased this item, to make a nice snack break with a cold beer later this week.

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Walmart is my closest grocery store, they haven’t had a single can of any variety of Spam except Original or low-sodium since ‘Rona started. No jalapeño, garlic, Tabasco, black pepper, nada. 

12 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Walmart is my closest grocery store, they haven’t had a single can of any variety of Spam except Original or low-sodium since ‘Rona started. No jalapeño, garlic, Tabasco, black pepper, nada. 

I was craving some fried spam and the store was out so I saw the Armour Treet brand and figured must be pretty much the same.  Well no no it’s not, that shit is terrible!

Ha, Armour Treet has definitely been in stock, thanks for the warning. 

A “clearing out the fridge before vacation” lunch sammich: the last slices of Cajun turkey, last two slices of cheese, last few Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces*, the last bit of onion, on the last brioche bun. With the remainder of a Cheez Balls can.

 

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*These are a life-changing food item. All surly bastards need at least two bags in the house at all times: an open one in the fridge and a reserve in the pantry.

 

15 hours ago, Dutch said:

A “clearing out the fridge before vacation” lunch sammich: the last slices of Cajun turkey, last two slices of cheese, last few Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces*, the last bit of onion, on the last brioche bun. With the remainder of a Cheez Balls can.

 

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*These are a life-changing food item. All surly bastards need at least two bags in the house at all times: an open one in the fridge and a reserve in the pantry.

 

Well done, sir.

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Just a little patty melt action 

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Love a good patty melt,  even a bad one a time or two. 

Had to share this gem from the high school-age boy.

The other day, as a treat during the super hot weather, I bought a pack of otter pops.  The boy fucking LOVES otter pops.  He comes upstairs, and cracks one open as an appetizer before making his lunch of two packs of ramen, and says "today, I'm gonna eat so many colored popsicles that I'm gonna have star-spangled shits."

Brought a tear to my damned eyes.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Had to share this gem from the high school-age boy.

The other day, as a treat during the super hot weather, I bought a pack of otter pops.  The boy fucking LOVES otter pops.  He comes upstairs, and cracks one open as an appetizer before making his lunch of two packs of ramen, and says "today, I'm gonna eat so many colored popsicles that I'm gonna have star-spangled shits."

Brought a tear to my damned eyes.

Wrong thread.

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Love a good patty melt,  even a bad one a time or two. 

The picture doesn't do it justice. It was almost perfect. Grilled onions and japs in a little soy sauce and BBQ sauce. Lightly toasted bread. Double meat double cheese grilled on a flat iron grill. Ketchup to top.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Wrong thread.

Is there an "AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!" thread?  Cuz that's the only other proper home for it.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Is there an "AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!" thread?  Cuz that's the only other proper home for it.

Oh I figured you were going for shit my kid says. Seemed like a money post for that one.

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I’m happy to see you commemorating the memories of Evel Knievel and Super Dave Osborne with your ensemble. 

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I’m happy to see you commemorating the memories of Evel Knievel and Super Dave Osborne with your ensemble. 

That’s my dart bowl shirt. Janet the bartender gave it to me. She found it in a storage box in the back of the bowling alley. It rules.
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7 hours ago, irishtexan said:


That’s my dart bowl shirt. Janet the bartender gave it to me. She found it in a storage box in the back of the bowling alley. It rules.
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It indeed does rule.  The sweat / pee stains on the back really take it to 11.

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Had to share this gem from the high school-age boy.

The other day, as a treat during the super hot weather, I bought a pack of otter pops.  The boy fucking LOVES otter pops.  He comes upstairs, and cracks one open as an appetizer before making his lunch of two packs of ramen, and says "today, I'm gonna eat so many colored popsicles that I'm gonna have star-spangled shits."

Brought a tear to my damned eyes.

And as a follow-up, the boy's order at Storm's in Burnet last night (we went out there to check out the comet): 

Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)

Large fries

Extra side of okra

Fried pie

Root beer

17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)

17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

just not to a ripe old age. 

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9 minutes ago, Deej said:

just not to a ripe old age. 

Fucker is skinnier than I ever was.  He's pure muscle and bone.  I hate him.

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Frozen burritos for a minute in the microwave, then finished off in an air fryer...

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air fryer or deep fryer. 
He was pretty specific, didn't leave much to interpretation.
And as a follow-up, the boy's order at Storm's in Burnet last night (we went out there to check out the comet): 
Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)
Large fries
Extra side of okra
Fried pie
Root beer
17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

High cotton.
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I like this. Complex. Realism. Satisfying.
I prefer the extra coating of fat
Ok well ask him again, maybe his next answer will suit you better
Just now, NateHitch said:
20 minutes ago, futureman said:
I prefer the extra coating of fat

Ok well ask him again, maybe his next answer will suit you better

yeah it wasn’t a question, numbnuts. 

On 7/19/2020 at 7:18 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

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I’m happy to see you commemorating the memories of Evel Knievel and Super Dave Osborne with your ensemble. 

The Valerian is a dart bowl fan, who knew

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Lunch on the couch. Hot Pockets and Doritos. I haven’t had to cook food in a “crisping sleeve” in 30 years.

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What's in the sandwich drawer today, sandwich

Leftover chipotle turkey red pepper stuff, melted

No plate.
Beer not pictured (top cutter)


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Leftover pulled pork nachos... foil went straight onto a plate that’s not pictures because it was eaten too fast.  I should add this was before the cheesy goodness went into the oven 

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2 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I should add this was before the cheesy goodness went into the oven 

that's like posting a picture of a girl fully clothed and talking about how naked she was right after. rude.

Don’t sleep on Heb gas station burritos

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I hope our lord and savior sir shank forgives me for driving a chick car

Looks dry as fuck

Don’t sleep on Heb gas station burritos
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I hope our lord and savior sir shank forgives me for driving a chick car

Seriously. Been road tripping last few days and the VWs have been wearing me the fuck OUT!!!

Nice looking burrito, btw.

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