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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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Disaster recovery.
Did a 3-2-1 ribs on new smoker and spares came out OVER done.

Chips, last bit of cheddar, store bought white queso and chopped rib meat. You can guess the rest.

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Had left over beef ribs I smoked this weekend.  Shredded them up, through some cheddar cheese and BBQ sauce on there to make the sammich.  Then left over beans with ground beef, bbq sauce, worcestershire, bbq rub and, you got it, smoked beef ribs mixed in.  HEB (they were open) potato salad.  Think I am done eating for the day.  

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On 8/9/2020 at 5:51 PM, Shaddie said:

Disaster recovery.
Did a 3-2-1 ribs on new smoker and spares came out OVER done.

Chips, last bit of cheddar, store bought white queso and chopped rib meat. You can guess the rest.

pic sucks but to lazy to edit. 
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+rep for the no fucks given.

On 8/9/2020 at 4:25 PM, Fudbelty said:


Lol wut

he’s doin nachos.  did you not see the pic?  you quoted it. 

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he’s doin nachos.  did you not see the pic?  you quoted it. 

No shit? He’s posting shit that belongs in the Facebook thread that most certainly has the caption “my queen treats me like a king”.
On 8/9/2020 at 3:34 PM, Smax said:

Hell yeah I'm doin nachos tood2ca26c4fb50cdf4528530e194ce77c9.jpg

You.  Fucking.  BLEW IT.

The proper way to make such nachos is to fold the American slice over, then fold it over again.  It creates four perfect saltine-sized squares of cheese, which fit onto the crackers, and can be eaten cold (if you are lazy, or out fishing), or as cracker nachos, similar to what you posted above.

Do better next time.

You.  Fucking.  BLEW IT.
The proper way to make such nachos is to fold the American slice over, then fold it over again.  It creates four perfect saltine-sized squares of cheese, which fit onto the crackers, and can be eaten cold (if you are lazy, or out fishing), or as cracker nachos, similar to what you posted above.
Do better next time.
Oh now you tell me this... what do you call said concoction nackers, crachos or

So far I think I’d eat just about everything in this thread except canned fish and now possibly this crachos creation. Do people really eat that?

On 8/9/2020 at 4:34 PM, Smax said:

Hell yeah I'm doin nachos tood2ca26c4fb50cdf4528530e194ce77c9.jpg

Hell yeah, cheese and crackers just hit the spot sometimes. 

needs some hot sauce and summer sausage sliced up slim jims

3 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

So far I think I’d eat just about everything in this thread except canned fish and now possibly this crachos creation. Do people really eat that?

Why do you hate America and freedom and support the terrorists and Nickelback?

Canned fish on saltines = awesome. 

Cheap cheese on saltines = awesome.

America, fuck yeah.

needs some hot sauce and summer sausage sliced up slim jims

Correct.


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I fold each corner of cheese into the center, thus creating a cool looking folded cheese thing. Flexible enough to go anywhere your imagination takes you!!

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Steel Shank😀

I fold each corner of cheese into the center, thus creating a cool looking folded cheese thing. Flexible enough to go anywhere your imagination takes you!!
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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hell yeah, cheese and crackers just hit the spot sometimes. 

Needs summer sausage 

7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I’ve got some summer sausage right here.

Call your lil smokie whatever you want, dude -- we support you.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I’ve got some vienna sausage right here.

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On 8/9/2020 at 3:34 PM, Smax said:

Hell yeah I'm doin nachos tood2ca26c4fb50cdf4528530e194ce77c9.jpg

You could get a job on a superyacht if you just added canned corn

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Light lunch.  Leftover chicken fried steak with cream gravy and hot sauce on biscuits, with a side of collards mixed with bacon and garlic mashed taters.  

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I like it.  not a meal, just a light snack to whet the palate. 

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15 minutes ago, futureman said:

I like it.  not a meal, just a light snack to whet the palate. 

I'm pretty full.  Those were some big biscuits.  Fortunately working from home means I can take a nap.

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Looks like a Trailor Park. Fucking glorious.


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Air fried chicken strips.

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The Steel Shank I know only fries chicken strips in beef fat. Who is this imposter?

Do not besmirch the greatness that is the air fryer. 

53 minutes ago, RPM said:

Do not besmirch the greatness that is the air fryer. 

sure, it’s better than eating frozen chicken.  but it doesn’t compare to hot liquid fat. 

It's a mini convection oven, think outside the box. It's a wing making mofo. 

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's a mini convection oven, think outside the box. It's a wing making mofo. 

not disagreeing with any of that.  still, I’ll take hot liquid fat. 

not disagreeing with any of that.  still, I’ll take hot liquid fat. 

Sure, wouldn’t we all? But that’s not what this board is about. It’s about convenience and agility. It’s about heating things up, not cooking. It’s about being under the influence. It’s about efficiency. It’s about consuming food that experts say cause cancer. It’s about giving zero fucks. Less work, more flavor. This isn’t your neighborhood hipster “diner”.


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10 minutes ago, Whatever said:


Sure, wouldn’t we all? But that’s not what this board is about. It’s about convenience and agility. It’s about heating things up, not cooking. It’s about being under the influence. It’s about efficiency. It’s about consuming food that experts say cause cancer. It’s about giving zero fucks. Less work, more flavor. This isn’t your neighborhood hipster “diner”.


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Username and avatar check out. Turn off your Tapa sig. Nobody cares about your iPhone.

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I humbly submit for the viewers enjoyment.

Had a late night walk to the corner JITB after driveway happy hour.  Made this snack healthy by adding a little green avocado and gently wrapping the fried tacos in lightly microwaved tortillas (not pictured).  Eggroll held it's own without the nasty sweet and sour sauce.  Jack antenna ball was a nice surprise from the gals working the drive thru window, Al must have been extra flirty or just down right handsome last night.   Springfield Armory and Buck Knife products added in for ambiance.

 

imgur does not work here so i'll fix your pic for you:

 

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You have to get this to dip the tacos into to take it to 11...

 

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On 8/11/2020 at 8:01 PM, Steel Shank said:

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That's how baby Yoda was created. 

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