July 5, 20187 yr Breakfast snack? Procured at Stingaree I wonder if the catch-all “other spices” is specific enough for FDA approval.
July 5, 20187 yr It’s melted cheese and japs on top of burger patties with mashed up avocado and salsa. Borderline I suppose - shoulda used a paper plate. Edit - sigh, I want to say it’s cheez whiz but actually it’s longhorn style cheddar with some water and sodium citrate. I’ll see my way out.
July 5, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, Celery Man said: It’s melted cheese and japs on top of burger patties with mashed up avocado and salsa. Borderline I suppose - shoulda used a paper plate. Edit - sigh, I want to say it’s cheez whiz but actually it’s longhorn style cheddar with some water and sodium citrate. I’ll see my way out.
July 5, 20187 yr Paper plate and you're set. I say this because I, too, have two hamburger patties in my fridge that I've been thinking about what I'll do with them. There used to be three, but I snacked on one last night while perusing Surly.
July 10, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, B1G said: Those look like shit, cause I can't see shit. I can, you cold-blooded no seeing ass slap-dick. (Did we figure out a resolution to imgur pics not working? Is there a better alternative? Asking for a friend.)
July 10, 20187 yr 21 hours ago, Steel Shank said: I can, you cold-blooded no seeing ass slap-dick. (Did we figure out a resolution to imgur pics not working? Is there a better alternative? Asking for a friend.) Apparently not cuz I can’t see shit either.
July 11, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, Landomatic said: Apparently not cuz I can’t see shit either. Surly Mental Elite -1 Pair of slap-dicks - 0
July 12, 20187 yr My coworker killed breakfast this morning... leftover pork 'n beans, pork cracklins and egg
July 12, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, Orange^White said: ???...How does this work? It worked out on the taco very well
July 12, 20187 yr On 7/9/2018 at 8:13 PM, Steel Shank said: (Did we figure out a resolution to imgur pics not working? Is there a better alternative? Asking for a friend.) You try using Tapa? Cuz not seeing The Shank’s food pron is causing me to haz sad.
July 13, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Day old grilled wiener in a delicate, savory queso dipping sauce. Man that is one tiny wiener. Or you just have really big hands. (feels like the wrong thread and the wrong two guys to be having this conversation)
July 13, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Day old grilled wiener in a delicate, savory queso dipping sauce. Not even bothering to take the queso out of the fridge is a serious pro move.
July 13, 20187 yr 20 hours ago, Dutch said: This is a work of art. The bologna perfectly sliced to lay flat and glistening with hot grease; the mustard expertly applied with an almost negligent disdain; and the jalapeno cheddar cheetos - there are no words. Truly a masterpiece. The bar is set, and it will be harder to clear than ever before. Edited July 13, 20187 yr by Bat Guano
July 13, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Bat Guano said: This is a work of art. The bologna perfectly sliced to lay flat and glistening with hot grease; the mustard expertly applied with an almost negligent disdain; and the jalapeno cheddar cheetos - there are no words. Truly a masterpiece. The bar is set, and it will be harder to clear than ever before. Not fucking around with any lettuce or tomatoes is also high level stuff. I aspire to create such a beautiful creation at least once in my lifetime. Dutch earns a lifetime achievement award for this submission alone.
July 13, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Dutch earns a lifetime achievement award for this submission alone. "Well let not start sucking each others dicks quite yet"
July 13, 20187 yr Every time I start to think that America’s best days are behind her, things like this remind me of our true potential.
July 13, 20187 yr I love how well-prepared the bologna is, and then the mustard is just slopped on there.
July 13, 20187 yr my grandfather gets the best gotdamn bologna ever from a 150 year old german meat market. he's been going there since the 30s. wish i had some to fry up right now. oscar meyer ain't shit in comparison. not enough german meat markets in this part of texas.
July 14, 20187 yr We used to make a trek to Abilene every so often and buy stuff from the Gooch factory outlet. They made killer smoked sausage. We'd also get bologna chubs that had been cut into 2.5lb chunks. Throw those bad boys on the smoker and they were fuckin' glorious. You could also slice them extra thick for frying the ultimate bologna sammich. That was a great place to buy stuff. Was in there one day and an old Korean woman bought an Igloo Playmate full of eyeballs. Edited July 14, 20187 yr by RPM
July 14, 20187 yr On 7/12/2018 at 4:04 PM, Dutch said: pujols.gif 4 hours ago, jw4381 said: Negligent disdain- wordsmithing awesomeness. prettier than a 20 dollar whore
July 16, 20187 yr Author Thin sliced smoked pork loin sandwich with spicy brown mustard bbq sauce and pickles. Side of homegrown ‘maters with salt and pepper.
July 16, 20187 yr Had a leftover burger patty. Heated it, melted a slice of cheese on it, topped with some bbq sauce and pickles. Didn’t get a pic.But i got a shot of my next item..which was a lot like Senor Shank’s snack the other night. Except I put it on a nice fluffy tortilla.It was muy bueno.
July 16, 20187 yr On 7/13/2018 at 1:24 PM, Bat Guano said: This is a work of art. The bologna perfectly sliced to lay flat and glistening with hot grease; the mustard expertly applied with an almost negligent disdain; and the jalapeno cheddar cheetos - there are no words. Truly a masterpiece. The bar is set, and it will be harder to clear than ever before. Have you ever considered writing food reviews as a career?
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