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On 11/7/2020 at 3:22 PM, Bash Riprock said:

GF wasnt home so I had to make my own sammich.

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Hard to tell if I have had too much to drink or if the camera just sucks ass. 

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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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12 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hard to tell if I have had too much to drink or if the camera just sucks ass. 

its me. i suck. 

Should I just post a picture of my dick for you guys or can we resume the thread as intended? 

Will it also have chili, cheese, and onions?
2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


Will it also have chili, cheese, and onions?

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Shitty picture but these carnitas naoch were legit for dinner tonight. Added japs, sour cream, and salsa on top the chips cheese and meat. Was half way done when I realized I hadn’t documented it for this thread. Will do better next time. We don’t buy paper plates, but somehow use these shitty plastic plates we’ve had for 15 years more than real plates. 

 

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29 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

noaches should be a large part of anyone's food pyramid.

And consequently a large portion of anyone's shit pyramid.

33 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

noaches should be a large part of anyone's food pyramid.

*naoches

9 minutes ago, smuggs said:

And consequently a large portion of anyone's shit pyramid.

I did some checking, and, yes, this is correct.

This thread should win a Pulitzer Prize.

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Forgot to take a pic before I dug in, but I hope you'll forgive me. Wolf Brand Frito pie. It's what's for breakfast.a3c1d2e4865be714e73ebc86fba5d5c8.jpg

I hope the fancy eatin' bowl isn't an automatic DQ.

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ham hinge, anyone?  was tryna see if I could get these Hebrew National dogs to levitate.  didn't work.

had 3 dogs left in the package, so cooked them all, but didn't want the extra tortilla (watching my weight).

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5 minutes ago, wd40 said:

watching my weight

Clearly not watching your BP

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

This thread should win a Pulitzer Prize.

James Beard

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Clearly not watching your BP

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16 minutes ago, wd40 said:

(watching my weight)

Count those carbs!

1 hour ago, wd40 said:

ham hinge, anyone?  was tryna see if I could get these Hebrew National dogs to levitate.  didn't work.

had 3 dogs left in the package, so cooked them all, but didn't want the extra tortilla (watching my weight).

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Mega rep for the Dixieland HOT Chow Chow.

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Used to be several fruit stands near me that made their own along with killer cider and jams/preserves. They died out around 10 years ago when the economy took a shit. The world is a lesser place.

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

 It's what's for breakfast.

You damn straight it is.

2 hours ago, wd40 said:

ham hinge, anyone?  

Yep. Pushing the culinary boundaries is what this thread is all about. Respect. 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Forgot to take a pic before I dug in, but I hope you'll forgive me. Wolf Brand Frito pie. It's what's for breakfast.a3c1d2e4865be714e73ebc86fba5d5c8.jpg

I hope the fancy eatin' bowl isn't an automatic DQ.

No DQ for the fancy eating bowl, though the beans in the chili are a bit suspect and will count you some points.

47 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

No DQ for the fancy eating bowl, though the beans in the chili are a bit suspect and will count you some points.

Guilty. I fucked around when I ordered online and found out the spicy Wolf had beans. It was survival stores I was eating to rotate before it went bad and I figured Fritos, cheese and japs might salvage the deal.

Now for the important issues... why didn't you notice the weed fragments scattered about that led to the Frito pie in the first place? You're watching the wrong hand.

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12 minutes ago, RPM said:

Now for the important issues... why didn't you notice the weed fragments scattered about that led to the Frito pie in the first place? You're watching the wrong hand.

huh.  thought that was just dandruff.  these computer glasses ain't worth a damn.

1 minute ago, wd40 said:

huh.  thought that was just dandruff.  these computer glasses ain't worth a damn.

It happens to the best of us. Blame my low res cam.

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Inspired by the Cincinatti Skyline (tm)

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Had to drive out to Sachse. Got breakfast..360396ac6f9cf32818fa7d13bcb74426.jpg

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Nah. There three more in the bag

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11 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Nah. There three more in the bag
 

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Not many sweets on here, HEB 1905 Vanilla, cinnamon graham crackers, caramel sauce 

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On 10/23/2020 at 8:47 PM, wd40 said:

Sha-Na-Na thinks that's a lot of oil

Username and all that. Legit lol. 

Jalapeno and cheese Alsatian sausage is a life changing experience.  
 

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On 11/10/2020 at 1:13 PM, Whatever said:

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username checks out

13 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Jalapeno and cheese Alsatian sausage is a life changing experience.  
 

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step up your photo game

On the boat and it's cold, so instead of a steak or something similar, it's hamburger helper, college football, and vodka tonic. I ate a kale salad before this to try to grease the skids after eating this and drinking a lot.
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fried jalapeno boudin patty, fried egg, white cheddar, jalapeno cheese bread. 

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On 11/10/2020 at 10:23 PM, ztejas said:

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This is art. 

12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I ate a kale salad before this

Negged.

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

fried jalapeno boudin patty, fried egg, white cheddar, jalapeno cheese bread. 

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This looks pretty good.

On 11/13/2020 at 9:38 PM, Anastasis said:

Jalapeno and cheese Alsatian sausage is a life changing experience.  
 

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Knife and firearm = not messing around.  Respect.

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leftover smoked pork butt mac&cheese.  

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And she said,
"Hey rambling boy why don't you settle down
Boston ain't your kind of town
There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee"

15 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

One skillet lunch.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

One skillet lunch.

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tell me about your sausage 

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