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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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33 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe arch reads this board and his head is even more fucked up now 

its sure done a number on the rest of us 

6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Chunky 40-year-olds arguing about strength and conditioning not going away.

Who are you calling chunky?  I'm downright obese thank you very much.

22 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

And arch goes 3-1 as a starter,  Caldwell goes 12-0?

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Caldwell leaves next year anyway.   Arch, Lacey and Dia compete 

53 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe arch reads this board and his head is even more fucked up now 

Some of the Longhorn players do, in fact, read Surly Horns, which makes the continual, most demeaning insults posted by that small group of so-called Longhorn 'fans' here even more inexplicable. 

It makes no sense to root for a team when your chief contribution is to hurt it, but people often don't act in the their own best interests. 

The 30 for 30. The best that never was the yips edition will be legit 

1 hour ago, D_Goose said:

This. Let him take a break and to do so I think the staff should just announce he has some random physiological injury to help save him from the media fallout. If he personally decides to talk about it later he can, but it’s up to him.

lol you mofos. I'm sure ducking out to rehab? the rainforest? until OU would be super-relaxed. 

34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Some of the Longhorn players do, in fact, read Surly Horns, which makes the continual, most demeaning insults posted by that small group of so-called Longhorn 'fans' here even more inexplicable. 

It makes no sense to root for a team when your chief contribution is to hurt it, but people often don't act in the their own best interests. 

You're right. The mods should definitely ban anyone who expects nice things to happen. /Looch

going to have to have security start removing boo birders from the stadium too , only clapping allowed moving forward 

Just now, Eggo said:

You're right. The mods should definitely ban anyone who expects nice things to happen. /Looch

There's a big difference from posting criticism, which I have no problem with, and just repeatedly mindlessly calling our players pussies, etc.

That is what I am referring to.  

7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

No I actually think he’s better than gg and case

Your user name just....isn't aligning right now, bud. 

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

There's a big difference from posting criticism, which I have no problem with, and just repeatedly mindlessly calling our players pussies, etc.

That is what I am referring to.  

You sound like a pussy.

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

Arch needs a new routine. Maybe he needs to get black out drunk and sleep with a big girl the night before the game. Wake up so hungover that he is unable to think vs SJSU and just plays football.

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10 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

going to have to have security start removing boo birders from the stadium too , only clapping allowed moving forward 

Football - Daily Sports - The Austin Chronicle

 

49 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Some of the Longhorn players do, in fact, read Surly Horns, which makes the continual, most demeaning insults posted by that small group of so-called Longhorn 'fans' here even more inexplicable. 

It makes no sense to root for a team when your chief contribution is to hurt it, but people often don't act in the their own best interests. 

Wait. Players actually come and read posts on this site willingly, and not as some sort of punishment if they mess up in practice? 

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1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Wait. Players actually come and read posts on this site willingly, and not as some sort of punishment if they mess up in practice? 

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After you run an extra 5 laps, you have to read 20 pages of surly suckas 

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

After you run an extra 5 laps, you have to read 20 pages of surly suckas 

If you drop a pass you have to start on page 1 of the Quinn Ewers thread. That alone should shape up the majority of players. 

3 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

If you drop a pass you have to start on page 1 of the Quinn Ewers thread. That alone should shape up the majority of players. 

Any game thread is akin to waterboarding.

Just now, nnm said:

Any game thread is akin to waterboarding.

I think once they reach page three they'll be asking to be hung up, sprayed with water, and electrocuted rather than continuing on.

7 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You sound like a pussy.

Well I do love Duvet covers, especially the ones with the little velcro tabs that keep the Duvet from getting bunched up inside. 

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Some of the Longhorn players do, in fact, read Surly Horns, which makes the continual, most demeaning insults posted by that small group of so-called Longhorn 'fans' here even more inexplicable. 

It makes no sense to root for a team when your chief contribution is to hurt it, but people often don't act in the their own best interests. 

If they are willingly coming to this website then I think they should already know what to expect. This place isn't called Cheery Horns. No one promised them a rose garden. 

46 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

lol you mofos. I'm sure ducking out to rehab? the rainforest? until OU would be super-relaxed. 

Ha, don’t knock the rainforest, bro. A-Rod went on to win back-to-back MVPs following his first rainforest trip.

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Maybe Warby Parker glasses Arch's problem ???

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8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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This is unironically worth sucking the water supply and power grid dry.

15 minutes ago, Foosters said:

or just smoke a fat one before the game

He can be just like me! 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe Warby Parker glasses Arch's problem ???

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

There's a big difference from posting criticism, which I have no problem with, and just repeatedly mindlessly calling our players pussies, etc.

That is what I am referring to.  

I can think of exactly one person that fits this description 

4 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

I had the yips with my driver for 2 months over the summer. I could do no right with a club that was usually my most consistent. The more I tried, the worse I got. Range sessions were disasters.

Gary Player won nine majors and achieved the career Grand Slam at age 30. He then had a case of the yips that was so bad, he had to completely change his putting grip later in his career. It can happen at all skill levels.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It will be like the ending to the titanic

That's cool because Rose had a long and fulfilling life.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It will be like the ending to the titanic

An old lady with a diamond?

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe Warby Parker glasses Arch's problem ???

No, it's allegedly too much mid-week beer and pussy at the Fiji house.

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Some of the Longhorn players do, in fact, read Surly Horns

They do? Jesus, why?

2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Is that good? 

I can think of exactly one person that fits this description 

I can think of two for sure without trying.
Some of the Longhorn players do, in fact, read Surly Horns, which makes the continual, most demeaning insults posted by that small group of so-called Longhorn 'fans' here even more inexplicable. 
It makes no sense to root for a team when your chief contribution is to hurt it, but people often don't act in the their own best interests. 

My friend’s uncle was a terrifying man. He would stop by our apartment in college every now and then. One day he asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no - he’d sniff out a lie. He asked if I had a 4.0 GPA. I said no. He then replied, “then what the hell are you doing?”

He found out the Saints were ranking to draft him #1 overall, he said piss on that.

23 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Hell, my driver was absolute dogshit just yesterday.

In the past, I've had the wedge yips for less than full shots. Anything I had to finesse was shanked, topped, or chunked. Very frustrating and debilitating. 

My driver sucked yesterday. Missed several turns. May have the yips.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Real monkey paw shit to all of us who spent 2 years whining about how Quinn couldn’t hit the deep ball.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

So we have a negative completion percentage >50yrds?  Interesting.  

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Real monkey paw shit to all of us who spent 2 years whining about how Quinn couldn’t hit the deep ball.

he is only above expected in the 20- 40 yard mark, deep ball is the only good aspect. Though looks like he is hitting 105% of passes -6 yards, so that is pretty amazing. 

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