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17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This kid is fucking sick. He's our best talent since Vince.

I'm sorry that some of you dipshits can't see it and want to jack your dicks to every incompletion and misplaced ball. 

Florida and OU are in serious trouble. We are about to roll. 

Like any of this board could keep it up through 10 incompletions in a row

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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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12 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

256.5

Arch Manning's passer rating in Texas's 55-0 win over Sam Houston on September 20, 2025, was an NCAA single-game record of 256.5. He went 18-of-21 for 309 yards with 3 passing touchdowns and no interceptions, plus 2 rushing touchdowns.
 

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I wanna see what Caldwell has in the tank. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Was at the game. Arch made good throws on time and made good reads. The only complaint I had was on the drive when we kicked the first field goal. As he was scrambling he missed a wide open receiver, I cannot remember who it was, under the field goal. Other than that I'm happy as shit with his performance.  

On TV they showed on our first offensive play when Arch’s arm got hit and ball went straight up in the air they showed Livingstone WIDE open streaking over the middle- looked like Arch looked at him but couldn’t I’ll the trigger. I was thinking oh boy, here we go again. Didn’t miss many open receivers the rest of the game.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

This kid is fucking sick. He's our best talent since Vince.

I'm sorry that some of you dipshits can't see it and want to jack your dicks to every incompletion and misplaced ball. 

Florida and OU are in serious trouble. We are about to roll. 

The thread you started and this has to be a bit at this point right? Beating Sam Houston is hilarious and silly 

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

This kid is fucking sick. He's our best talent since Vince.

I'm sorry that some of you dipshits can't see it and want to jack your dicks to every incompletion and misplaced ball. 

Florida and OU are in serious trouble. We are about to roll. 

I've reached the point where I can't tell if some of you guys have olympic level sarcasm, or if you are just fucking retarded.

One thing that bothered me was a play (and I'm pretty sure there were several others) where we ran an empty backfield. Everyone probably remembers it because Arch got blasted, although he got rid of the ball. Whan Sam Houston saw the empty backfield, they sent everyone they could. A hard shot from bigger, better opponent could put Arch out for the season.

I have never liked going empty backfield. I think teams are much less likely to blitz when they know the QB has help. A running back that stays in to block can buy any QB extra time to make the big play, or he can become a weapon if the QB needs to get rid of the ball in a hurry. He's also a threat to run the ball outside when the LBs blitz inside.

And it isn't just concussions and broken legs that you have to worry about. A QB can fuck up a hand trying to throw it hard with a defender in his face.

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

This kid is fucking sick.

Finally the truth comes out. This makes sense but I’ll take it over an injury any day.

Flu or COVID?

9 hours ago, Thatguy said:

That's my wife once a month. Where did you find that picture?

Just once a month? Consider yourself lucky

4 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I've reached the point where I can't tell if some of you guys have olympic level sarcasm, or if you are just fucking retarded.

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If talking a little shit has Arch's throwing like he did yesterday then talk shit Arch.... talk shit.   

Sorry not sorry Mrs. Manning.

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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That’s an understatement.

32 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just once a month? Consider yourself lucky

User name checks out.

7 hours ago, triplehorn said:

256.5

Arch Manning's passer rating in Texas's 55-0 win over Sam Houston on September 20, 2025, was an NCAA single-game record of 256.5. He went 18-of-21 for 309 yards with 3 passing touchdowns and no interceptions, plus 2 rushing touchdowns.
 

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Wtf no way

Not sure what happened, he started out throwing low to receivers again and then got it put together and played really well.

People who use “cringe” a lack “aura”

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This NCAA single-game record for passer rating (also known as passing efficiency) is held by Cincinnati quarterback Gunner Kiel, who achieved it on October 23, 2015, against UCF. He completed 15 of 15 passes for 319 yards and 5 touchdowns, with no interceptions. The NCAA does not maintain an official single-game leaderboard due to incomplete historical box scores, but this performance is widely recognized as the record based on available data.

From AI, somebody else can verify if they want. 

5 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I've reached the point where I can't tell if some of you guys have olympic level sarcasm, or if you are just fucking retarded.

You're selling us all short.

We're Olympic level sarcastic regards.

56 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just once a month? Consider yourself lucky

Maybe the once lasts 25 days

25 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

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Or maybe it is a slang spelling for pussy.  So difficult to know what the regrets are saying now. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or maybe it is a slang spelling for pussy.  So difficult to know what the regrets are saying now. 

Ah, the ole phonetic spelling, pussy pronounced “puh-see”… “poo-c” I get it but I think a fecal sample is a more laughable dig. 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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This is with the obvious headline:

 

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also I don’t think you can downplay this performance.  Competition sucked last week too. He’s making layups.  That td to wingo was not easy.  The Bearkat was all over him

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just once a month? Consider yourself lucky

 

10 hours ago, Thatguy said:

That's my wife once a month. Where did you find that picture?

Once a month for 3 weeks, amiright?

8 hours ago, triplehorn said:

256.5

Arch Manning's passer rating in Texas's 55-0 win over Sam Houston on September 20, 2025, was an NCAA single-game record of 256.5. He went 18-of-21 for 309 yards with 3 passing touchdowns and no interceptions, plus 2 rushing touchdowns.
 

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Using this calculator, I am able to confirm the 256.5 number.  Yesterday, Indiana's Mendoza was 21-23, 267, 5 TD against Illinois.  According to the calculator, that's good for a score of 260.6.

ESPN's QBR had Manning at 81.6 and Mendoza at 93.6.

Fwiw, Kyler Murray against Baylor in 2018: 17-21, 432yds, 6TD, 0 INT -> 348.04 passer rating.

 

41 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

You're selling us all short.

We're Olympic level sarcastic regards.

So are you! We are Olympic Gold Medal level sarcastic regards.

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'm sure we'll find some stupid shit to bitch and argue about regardless.

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4 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Using this calculator, I am able to confirm the 256.5 number.  Yesterday, Indiana's Mendoza was 21-23, 267, 5 TD against Illinois.  According to the calculator, that's good for a score of 260.6.

ESPN's QBR had Manning at 81.6 and Mendoza at 93.6.

Fwiw, Kyler Murray against Baylor in 2018: 17-21, 432yds, 6TD, 0 INT -> 348.04 passer rating.

 

You know what this data proves right? That Illinois had no business being in the top 25, much less top 10.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Their rank has been needling me as the only reason they were there was their win over a very horrible UNC. 

12 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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now do it again in the cotton bowl.

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What was this about? Talking shit to Sam Houston?
9 hours ago, triplehorn said:

256.5

Arch Manning's passer rating in Texas's 55-0 win over Sam Houston on September 20, 2025, was an NCAA single-game record of 256.5. He went 18-of-21 for 309 yards with 3 passing touchdowns and no interceptions, plus 2 rushing touchdowns.
 

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zero percent chance this is true.  you just making shit up on your own or what. 

6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


What was this about? Talking shit to Sam Houston?

Yes. A generous amount of it.

7 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


What was this about? Talking shit to Sam Houston?

I don't follow this YouTube account and have no idea who this is. It's the first video I found on YouTube showing what happened.

 

Let's spend the next 2 weeks dissecting Arch bowing up over a Sam Houston State player.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's spend the next 2 weeks dissecting Arch bowing up over a Sam Houston State player.

Has anybody taught him how to say “take the loss, pussy” yet?

44 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Using this calculator, I am able to confirm the 256.5 number.  Yesterday, Indiana's Mendoza was 21-23, 267, 5 TD against Illinois.  According to the calculator, that's good for a score of 260.6.

ESPN's QBR had Manning at 81.6 and Mendoza at 93.6.

Fwiw, Kyler Murray against Baylor in 2018: 17-21, 432yds, 6TD, 0 INT -> 348.04 passer rating.

 

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6 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I've reached the point where I can't tell if some of you guys have olympic level sarcasm, or if you are just fucking retarded.

It's a long motto, but a true motto.

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

zero percent chance this is true.  you just making shit up on your own or what. 

256.5 is Arch’s NCAA single game record for passing.  It’s thread appropriate.

7 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I've reached the point where I can't tell if some of you guys have olympic level sarcasm, or if you are just fucking retarded.


If you follow ztejas posting history, it points to the latter. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


If you follow ztejas posting history, it points to the latter. 

Especially the jump shot thread. 

13 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

Arch's performance tonight was so shitty, they had to pull him half way through the third quarter.

Finally benched his ass. Shocked nobody has started a celebration thread yet. 

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Ari Wasserman has never completed in any real sport at any real level in his life. 

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I implore people not to take the bait with Arch stuff on social media. Everyone is an engagement whore so he is an easy target. 

Was it a little much talking shit to the SHSU player? Sure. But he did this all the time last year. He mean mugged after the A&M run, showed a lot of emotion on TDs vs. Colorado State and UTSA as well. He almost looked depressed running in for a score last week vs. UTEP.  Maybe a bit of an overcorrection, but the reality is he's an emotional guy and the players and coaches want this version of him. 

 

 

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Ari Wasserman has never completed in any real sport at any real level in his life. 

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43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's spend the next 2 weeks dissecting Arch bowing up over a Sam Houston State player.

I really don’t give a shit on this. If anything I liked it at the time. I don’t won’t to see it again, but Arch needed to play with confidence and show some emotion. If it takes a little taunt vs a paraplegic to get his swagger back, I am fine with it 

13 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I implore people not to take the bait with Arch stuff on social media. Everyone is an engagement whore so he is an easy target. 

Was it a little much talking shit to the SHSU player? Sure. But he did this all the time last year. He mean mugged after the A&M run, showed a lot of emotion on TDs vs. Colorado State and UTSA as well. He almost looked depressed running in for a score last week vs. UTEP.  Maybe a bit of an overcorrection, but the reality is he's an emotional guy and the players and coaches want this version of him. 

 

 

Sadly, rage baiting in the standard in all social media and while this falls more into the argument baiting, its still the same sphere. 

For my end, if a player, not just Arch isnt consistently over the top and not getting flagged I'm just fine with it. Particularly so in college football/sports. These are 18-22 year old young men. Raise your hand if you never talked any crap at heated moments at that age.

The flex is fine. I just would rather it not cost us a flag or something in a big moment later this season

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The flex is fine. I just would rather it not cost us a flag or something in a big moment later this season

That would be a very delayed flag. 

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