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that might be one of the most myopic and pathetic articles I've ever read.  Arch isn't obligated to play the 9.95'er game and it doesn't mean a damn bit of difference for who he is as a person or player.  

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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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This is just an intern level journalist acting like Arch owes him something. He can’t fathom why Arch didn’t allow him an interview when they allowed literally zero interviews during his recruitment. “Oh man… lighten up. I have a studio apartment to pay for. First Kim Kardashian no showed for coffee, then President Biden ghosted me, and now Arch Manning won’t talk to me. This is bullshit man.”

A backup won’t talk to the media, the horror

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Rivals guy a little butthurt and narcissistic  😋

Adam Gorney, Nat'l Recruiting   Mar 12th

"Arch Manning should lighten up"

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So, Adam Gorney is a gaping pussy.

Got it.

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, Adam Gorney is a gaping pussy.

Got it.

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When a reporter you don't know is desperate for an interview, it would raise some red flags amongst the Manning's about what kind of article he wants to write.  The last thing they want is for some jackass to try to gin up some kind of bullshit when they are happy with Arch's situation.

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I was going to say Adam should worry about his own kids, but he's obviously never going to get laid so never mind 

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lulz at the “real world” being interviews, social media, and video games. 

On 3/22/2024 at 2:36 PM, tejas60 said:

I'd have figured they retired Plunkett's #

Blanda, motherfucker. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

lulz at the “real world” being interviews, social media, and video games. 

Do you even zoomer, bro?

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That guy has miles to go before he reaches mediocre.

5 hours ago, futureman said:

lulz at the “real world” being interviews, social media, and video games. 

Or that Arch not participating in the 9.95 industrial complex is an indication that he doesn't have fun in life

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My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...

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I just can't imagine the crap this kid goes through with all these morons wanting some snippet to write clickbait about.    You gotta know that family has an internal set of bingo cards they play concerning the Arch speculation.  

58 minutes ago, speed817 said:

My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...

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Arch this season...

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Gotta say when this got bumped during portal time, I was nervous to open it.

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...

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Oh no, does he need glasses? Is there a problem with his vision?  Sure he have pink eye? 

People want to know.... People on this site

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...

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HIPAA!!!

No shit. Seriously. My wife wouldn’t even tell me whose baby she delivered that day even though it was probably all over social media within minutes of the delivery. 

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My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...
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Pre-fitting for the Steve Majors’ bionic eye? Going to be throwing lasers in the future!

Hook’em!!!
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4 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Oh no, does he need glasses? Is there a problem with his vision?  Sure he have pink eye? 

People want to know.... People on this site

How many picks do you have to throw in practice for your coach to send you to the eye doctor?

8 hours ago, Nope said:

How many picks do you have to throw in practice for your coach to send you to the eye doctor?

PM Garrett Gilbert

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Of course you would. He's a Manning.

10 hours ago, Nope said:

How many picks do you have to throw in practice for your coach to send you to the eye doctor?

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Oh no, does he need glasses? Is there a problem with his vision?  Sure he have pink eye? 
People want to know.... People on this site

Probably has pink eye from eating so much ass.
15 hours ago, futureman said:

HIPAA!!!

Ha yeah my friend was like "well this is a HIPAA violation so I shouldn't tell you..." but then I reminded her I let her pet the nurse shark at the Cartanza Senora on her final open water checkout dive which is definitely against PADI rules and then she told me our mutual friend is actually a patient of her brother (who is a dentist). 

I'm going for complete domination of the Earth based on this info....

On 4/17/2024 at 6:26 PM, speed817 said:

My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...

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He also has a penchant for Oliver peoples glasses but I have a better haircut.

On 4/17/2024 at 7:33 PM, markstanco said:

Gotta say when this got bumped during portal time, I was nervous to open it.


any school will request a recent eye exam before accepting his transfer 

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DAMN...  another TD

5 for 5 and 2 TD passes !!!


any school will request a recent eye exam before accepting his transfer 

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We should go out and get some more of these "perfect rating" QBs. They seem to work out great for Texas.

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I've been very comfortable with and a vocal proponent of Ewers being the no-doubt starter this year and Arch taking over after. IMO its the best case scenario for Texas. I like Quinn. I think he will have a great year. 

But the improvement in Arch from last year's Spring game to this year is eye opening. His controlled urgency in the pocket is a sight for sore eyes. Zip on the ball when needed. Yeah, Arch got a much cleaner pocket today then he'll see in live action, but it was still nice to see him handle it so well. 

I know this game is "meaningless" but I hope Quinn senses the heat and really focuses on improvement this summer. 

19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I've been very comfortable with and a vocal proponent of Ewers being the no-doubt starter this year and Arch taking over after. IMO its the best case scenario for Texas. I like Quinn. I think he will have a great year. 

But the improvement in Arch from last year's Spring game to this year is eye opening. His controlled urgency in the pocket is a sight for sore eyes. Zip on the ball when needed. Yeah, Arch got a much cleaner pocket today then he'll see in live action, but it was still nice to see him handle it so well. 

I know this game is "meaningless" but I hope Quinn senses the heat and really focuses on improvement this summer. 

Whats funny is he didn't really get to show off the other part of his game: the mobility. He honestly is a mobile QB. A ton of yardage in highschool came from when Arch would improvise on a broken play. Not just running and picking up yards, which he can also do, but also buying time to let players get open after the play is busted. Flag Football rules in the spring game for the QB basically eliminated this part of his game, but it's a big part of his offense. Meaning he has even more to show off once real games begin.

On 4/17/2024 at 6:26 PM, speed817 said:

My friend got a new patient today. Hopefully he can find his UT ID now...

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Bro got some glasses and contacts and he turned into Peyton/Eli 3 days later. Your friend for President. 

 

I like the mythical element. His father Cooper was the eldest son, and some say the most talented, but fate struck him down. Arch the Avenger.

God damn he looked good. I know, we talkin' bout practice, but still. 

And I'm not going to say it, but we're all thinking it. Good problem to have, I suppose.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

God damn he looked good. I know, we talkin' bout practice, but still. 

And I'm not going to say it, but we're all thinking it. Good problem to have, I suppose.

Fun tape to show recruits for sure

Arch looked great today. Of course Maalik Murphy wrecked shop in the same game last year.

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2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Arch looked great today. Of course Malik Murphy wrecked shop in the same game last year.

Arch looked much better today (and threw a lot more passes) than Maalik last year. 

Arch looked lost a year ago. He looked anything but lost today. He's clearly absorbing Sark's playbook at a rate that should make us very happy. 

 

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