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21 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this probably doesn't help with a dude as hard headed as Sark.

The idea that Day isn't intimately involved with play calling is ludicrous. 

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16 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Well, sorry to break it to you, but the running game sucks asswater, but at least the passing game is awful. 

that's the balance we're looking for

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The idea that Day isn't intimately involved with play calling is ludicrous. 

it's hard to tell because his headset, hair and beard color all kind of blend together.

2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Their offensive line has been better but our skill guys are better besides rb and qb of course. I’ll give them credit for having offensive identity but that doesn’t change the fact we have some skilled players that are not playing to the level we expect. Fuck those guys and I fully expect to expose them soon. If the other teams don’t expose them first. 

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Their offensive line has been better but our skill guys are better besides rb and qb of course. I’ll give them credit for having offensive identity but that doesn’t change the fact we have some skilled players that are not playing to the level we expect. Fuck those guys and I fully expect to expose them soon. If the other teams don’t expose them first. 

They are better at every position on offense than us. 

41 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

We’ve got our share of hoopleheads.  After all, this is the football board.

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

They would be our starters.  Their two running backs are better than ours.   I don’t know who their te is.  I’d assume endries would be good enough to start.   Dj Campbell would find a spot. Everyone else?  

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

Craver has looked insane in the small amount of aggy football I’ve seen. 

Probably already posted by great insights from Dan Neil 

 

 

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Sounds like something a small human would say. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Please retire the phrase "large humans."

It's douchy and stupid. 

Perfectly on-brand for this offensive coaching staff.

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22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

They would be our starters.  Their two running backs are better than ours.   I don’t know who their te is.  I’d assume endries would be good enough to start.   Dj Campbell would find a spot. Everyone else?  

One of their RB'S is better than ours (Moss), while the other two are dog shit (Owens and Daniels). 

23 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

It wouldn't fucking matter because they wouldn't be getting the ball. Jeremiah Smith, Ryan Williams, Bryant Wesco, Jr could all start here at the same time, and every one of them would fail because Sarkisian/Arch/Oline. Name A B C D E F and keep going and they would all suffer the same fate. 

This isn't a who is better at [name position], it's the fact that every position, regardless of players will fail in the system this year run by Sarkisian and staff. 

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

Please retire the phrase "large humans."

It's douchy and stupid. 

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29 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

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Only a broken man finds himself wearing something like this in public. Alcoholics like Sark need major support systems, and I fear this wardrobe came directly from that support system. Not great, Bob!

10 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Only a broken man finds himself wearing something like this in public. Alcoholics like Sark need major support systems, and I fear this wardrobe came directly from that support system. Not great, Bob!

Naw, man, that came hand-delivered, direct from Southwest Airlines. NIL works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform, don'cha know?

But, yeah, not great, Bob for damn sure.

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Y’all’s obsession with his wardrobe is very weird 

15 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Only a broken man finds himself wearing something like this in public. Alcoholics like Sark need major support systems, and I fear this wardrobe came directly from that support system. Not great, Bob!

Any mam who allows his wife or girlfriend to pick out your outfits is no man. If you can't or don't know how to dress yourself, Houston, we have a problem. That suit might quite literally be the worst outfit I've ever seen in my life. Even worse than Jonah Hill's in 40 Year Old Virgin.

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24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Y’all’s obsession with his wardrobe is very weird 

No, the wardrobe is what's weird.  Let's not play the flip it back for-pretend game.

1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

 

This isn't a who is better at [name position], it's the fact that every position, regardless of players will fail in the system this year run by Sarkisian and staff. 

That’s exactly what was being discussed, actually. 

21 minutes ago, Cajun said:

No, the wardrobe is what's weird.  Let's not play the flip it back for-pretend game.

I'd bet the number of Surlys who, if their wives brought that outfit to them, would put that shit on and parade in public would be vanishingly small. I suspect it wouldn't even matter if she was super hot and a monster in the sack. Maybe the turndown would be more polite than mine would be, but still...  

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22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s exactly what was being discussed, actually. 

If that's the case every WR in CFB is better than anyone we have, which we both know is untrue. They just have better QB play and OC'S, while we have a stubborn asshole who refuses to work with the players to get them all up to script in case they're needed, and/or playing the younger WR's so Sarkisian's offense isn't as simple for DC's to just decode so easily, and we could have several playmakers. God forbid Sark dumb down the playbook, work to the o-line's strength, and teach Arch to get the ball out in 2 seconds to move the chain. He's killing our inky upperclassman RB and we're 7 games in. It doenst matter this season because it cannot be fixed. The offense is broken because we have a moron running our program with guys who can contribute that BMD's paid a lot of money for in WRs, TE, and I'm sure Simon wasn't cheap, but it's all for naught because we aren't using the Porsche's that we purchased, Sarkisian is using Honda Civics and here we are. Even IF Sarkisian had Smith, Williams, Wesco, TJ Moore, Dakorian Moore, etc he would just fuck that up, as well. 

As I laid out, there isn't a single player out there that would make this team better with who we have as out HC. None. Sarkisian has fucked himself and boxed himself in a corner by being a control freak, know it all, all while hiring a retread as an O-line coach, plus his co-OC and QB coach does nothing, but was an analyst at Bama for two seasons, after he spent 7 seasons as Akron's OC (which I don't know anything about their offense under him, but he sure as shit is just collecting a check here). 

I've reached a point that if this is how Sarkisian wants to be remembered, go for it. If he refuses to change, gets fired and be radioactive after being a HC for three different schools, so be it. He'll never coach a legit program again, and his options will be limited to Bowling Green, Akron, Liberty, and Miami (OH). 

1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

If that's the case every WR in CFB is better than anyone we have, which we both know is untrue. They just have better QB play and OC'S, while we have a stubborn asshole who refuses to work with the players to get them all up to script in case they're needed, and/or playing the younger WR's so Sarkisian's offense isn't as simple for DC's to just decode so easily, and we could have several playmakers. God forbid Sark dumb down the playbook, work to the o-line's strength, and teach Arch to get the ball out in 2 seconds to move the chain. He's killing our inky upperclassman RB and we're 7 games in. It doenst matter this season because it cannot be fixed. The offense is broken because we have a moron running our program with guys who can contribute that BMD's paid a lot of money for in WRs, TE, and I'm sure Simon wasn't cheap, but it's all for naught because we aren't using the Porsche's that we purchased, Sarkisian is using Honda Civics and here we are. Even IF Sarkisian had Smith, Williams, Wesco, TJ Moore, Dakorian Moore, etc he would just fuck that up, as well. 

As I laid out, there isn't a single player out there that would make this team better with who we have as out HC. None. Sarkisian has fucked himself and boxed himself in a corner by being a control freak, know it all, all while hiring a retread as an O-line coach, plus his co-OC and QB coach does nothing, but was an analyst at Bama for two seasons, after he spent 7 seasons as Akron's OC (which I don't know anything about their offense under him, but he sure as shit is just collecting a check here). 

I've reached a point that if this is how Sarkisian wants to be remembered, go for it. If he refuses to change, gets fired and be radioactive after being a HC for three different schools, so be it. He'll never coach a legit program again, and his options will be limited to Bowling Green, Akron, Liberty, and Miami (OH). 

That’s cool and all but Craver/Concepcion still start here.

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That’s cool and all but Craver/Concepcion still start here.

I dont disagree, but they aren't putting up the numbers they are right now. That's my point. They're good players, but unless you have an OC that can coach up QBs who isn't an incompetent dumbass and can get those guys the ball, it's all moot. 

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Are you sure about the "no alcohol" part? I'm sure the Fijis have hosted a kegger or two.

Arch not being able to get his head out of his ass is about to destroy this whole program. 

arch is still limping. i won’t be surprised if he sits out at some point today.

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23 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I'd bet the number of Surlys who, if their wives brought that outfit to them, would put that shit on and parade in public would be vanishingly small. I suspect it wouldn't even matter if she was super hot and a monster in the sack. Maybe the turndown would be more polite than mine would be, but still...  

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I mean that's all good and fine but then add the rumors and what man (besides @NowThis) would then also allow his wife to dress him. all kinds of fucked up.

I think he’s been alright today. There have been several times that I wish he would just bring the ball down and take off. Pressure gets there, but somehow leaves a small escape window and he’s trying to keep his eyes downfield to make a throw. With only 1.3 seconds to work with, he needs to hit eject faster, if possible.

He never checks down. Sure the ol is auditioning for Debbie does Dallas but he sucks

38 minutes ago, scottsins said:

I think he’s been alright today. There have been several times that I wish he would just bring the ball down and take off. Pressure gets there, but somehow leaves a small escape window and he’s trying to keep his eyes downfield to make a throw. With only 1.3 seconds to work with, he needs to hit eject faster, if possible.

He has not.  He’s still widely inaccurate, can’t read the field and refuses to look at the dump off. 

3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

He never checks down. Sure the ol is auditioning for Debbie does Dallas but he sucks

Agreed 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Give this kid props. What a fucking comeback. 

He's gonna be great

that looked like a serous concussion. his head gets smashed first y a defender and then immediately into the ground. he is going to have a bad next few days. i can’t see him playing next weekend.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why? Caldwell won the game for us. 

I don't remember Caldwell in the game in the 4th. We need this kid to be great don't be a dick. He led a comeback. Be happy

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why? Caldwell won the game for us. 

Arch had something like 184 yards of passing in the fourth quarter, with the game on the line. Give the dude some credit.

Arch has not been the problem. The OL is the main culprit. Anyway, proud of how he played. Screw the haters.

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why? Caldwell won the game for us. 

JFC.

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Arch had something like 184 yards of passing in the fourth quarter, with the game on the line. Give the dude some credit.

Maybe he should play in the 1st half like he does the 4th and we’re not in that situation l, just maybe. Trust I’m happy but let’s not act like he played great. And let’s be very very thankful miss st roughed him 

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Arch was concussed on an OT run that gave Texas a much needed first down. He sacrificed his body for the team when they needed it most, and Caldwell came in to finish the job.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe he should play in the 1st half like he does the 4th and we’re not in that situation l, just maybe. Trust I’m happy but let’s not act like he played great. And let’s be very very thankful miss st roughed him 

Maybe our OL should've maintained a clean pocket for more than 1.8 seconds in the first half. Maybe Sark should've tried running the ball on 3rd and very short to take pressure off Arch. Maybe a hot girl should come over to my house and suck my dick.

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16 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Give this kid props. What a fucking comeback. 

 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe he should play in the 1st half like he does the 4th and we’re not in that situation l, just maybe. Trust I’m happy but let’s not act like he played great. And let’s be very very thankful miss st roughed him 

Just making up an argument in your head again. Shut the fuck up. 

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

And let’s be very very thankful miss st roughed him 

You are truly a piece of shit. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe he should play in the 1st half like he does the 4th and we’re not in that situation l, just maybe. Trust I’m happy but let’s not act like he played great. And let’s be very very thankful miss st roughed him 

Maybe the OL should block in the first half, and the WRS should start catching the ball, and Sark should make a decent play call or two in the first half, etc, etc. JFC, dude. Give it a fucking rest. Winning or losing, good offense or shitty one, it doesn't all start and end with the fucking qb.

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