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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Have him check junior high rosters, maybe that's when it happened. 

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Have him check junior high rosters, maybe that's when it happened. 

Pop Warner probably

Arch check notes, then throws for 500 yards to remind them they never beat him. 

11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Is beserk better or worse than berserk?

Worse because there is no R-ch.. i’ll see myself out.

3 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This reminds me of Vince Young's first action at Texas, when Dan Fouts said "I guarantee you there's a bunch of guys in houston right now who never played him in highschool who are talking about how they tackled him" haha

 

Repped because I thoroughly enjoyed the posted video. But that was not Dan Fouts. I believe that was Joel Myers on PBP who actually made the referenced comment, and Dave Latham ( FACE RAPE!) on color.

But got damn thanks for the memories.

10 minutes ago, Rudy Rutabaga said:

Repped because I thoroughly enjoyed the posted video. But that was not Dan Fouts. I believe that was Joel Myers on PBP who actually made the referenced comment, and Dave Latham ( FACE RAPE!) on color.

But got damn thanks for the memories.

Man. Meyers and Lapham were great. I assume that Meyers has died of lung cancer and that Lapham has either been murdered by a super serious Big 12 fan or he is still calling Bengals games. 

On 8/31/2024 at 10:03 PM, Biff Tannen said:

This.  Everyone needs to STFU.

A-fucking men!

On 9/1/2024 at 5:40 PM, Deej said:

He's no Chad Powers.

Austin Powers maybe?

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Man. Meyers and Lapham were great. I assume that Meyers has died of lung cancer and that Lapham has either been murdered by a super serious Big 12 fan or he is still calling Bengals games. 

Not that anyone gives a rank fart, but Meyers calls New Orleans Pelicans games. (I occasionally hear him on the 10-minute YouTube highlight clips I watch, which is mainly how I follow NBA games.)

 

And I agree, he is 100% awesome along with Lapham. Hearing those guys immediately reminds me of some early 2000s random beatdowns of Baylor or Kansas with those two on the call for Fox Sports Southwest. 

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9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Man. Meyers and Lapham were great. I assume that Meyers has died of lung cancer and that Lapham has either been murdered by a super serious Big 12 fan or he is still calling Bengals games. 

Lapham was/is awesome.  He said some weird stuff ("football geometry").  But you could tell he loved football and had a good time calling the games without taking himself to seriously.

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21 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Holy crap! The long roll out pass to Wingo looked amazing on broadcast, but seeing it from the top down angle is insane. Rolling out squaring up and launching that 40+ yards down field and placing it safely for Wingo out of the reach of the DB is nuts. Forget that’s it’s up against UTSA, that’s a throw that most P4 starting QB’s couldn’t make in a game of 7 on 7

The film room analysis you linked broke down two really interesting things:

1.  Manning went through a stretch where he struggled a bit.  It's hard to recall after his first pass TD, running play, the Wingo throw and the last TD pass, but it's really important to note for those trying to argue that Arch needs to start over Ewers.  It's a dumb argument because at QB limited sample size against poor opposition means nothing.  Could have had a pick six that we got lucky on.  

2.  Sark  ran some simple plays after he struggled to try to build some confidence again.  It helped.

13 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

ULM has to talk, it’s their only offensive move. 

They'd be better off taking this approach

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16 hours ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

Not that anyone gives a rank fart, but Meyers calls New Orleans Pelicans games. (I occasionally hear him on the 10-minute YouTube highlight clips I watch, which is mainly how I follow NBA games.)

 

And I agree, he is 100% awesome along with Lapham. Hearing those guys immediately reminds me of some early 2000s random beatdowns of Baylor or Kansas with those two on the call for Fox Sports Southwest. 

Lapham was so awful he was awesome. Like a poor man’s John Madden 

but yeah something about those two together was great.

or maybe it’s just because we were great when we all remember them calling our games.

if it were the strong/herman years, I bet we don’t view them as fondly 

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Man. Meyers and Lapham were great. I assume that Meyers has died of lung cancer and that Lapham has either been murdered by a super serious Big 12 fan or he is still calling Bengals games. 

Hammer feet!

16 hours ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

Not that anyone gives a rank fart, but Meyers calls New Orleans Pelicans games. (I occasionally hear him on the 10-minute YouTube highlight clips I watch, which is mainly how I follow NBA games.)

 

And I agree, he is 100% awesome along with Lapham. Hearing those guys immediately reminds me of some early 2000s random beatdowns of Baylor or Kansas with those two on the call for Fox Sports Southwest. 

Meyers has a great voice for announcing. Loved those two.

19 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Is beserk better or worse than berserk?

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son of a bitch- while I was selecting the gif

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24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hammer feet!

He always talked about a player “making plays in space.”

 

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18 hours ago, Rudy Rutabaga said:

Repped because I thoroughly enjoyed the posted video. But that was not Dan Fouts. I believe that was Joel Myers on PBP who actually made the referenced comment, and Dave Latham ( FACE RAPE!) on color.

But got damn thanks for the memories.

Same about the memories. That was my first game at DKR. Second UT game ever. Great way to kick it off.

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Lapham was so awful he was awesome. Like a poor man’s John Madden 

but yeah something about those two together was great.

or maybe it’s just because we were great when we all remember them calling our games.

if it were the strong/herman years, I bet we don’t view them as fondly 

That’s a great point. (No sarcasm) I wonder how I’d feel if Brando/Tillman were switched with Meyers/Lapham for those old games. 
 

guess we’ll never know 

On 9/18/2024 at 7:52 AM, closetojumping said:

Dari Nowkhah, a sooner and somehow also an SEC honk, was on Dusty and Danny this morning hammering the controversy angle. The others reacted against it, particularly because he was trying to align the situation with the ATM situation.

What’s funny is that this guy was one of the media people running with “ranking due to name only” as a thing prior to this season. Now he’s talking up the idea of Manning throwing for 8 more touchdowns before Ewers returns and needing to stay on as the starter. Assholes like Mike Farrell soon to follow suit, no doubt.

 

Mike Farrell will never admit to his retardation. He will die on that hill even if Manning wins a NC. He'll go with the narrative that it was all Sark, not "talent". 

He's the lowest common denominator. 

On 9/18/2024 at 10:30 AM, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Should see how much his autograph cards are selling for these days…👀👀

A little off-topic, but he and Marvin Harrison Jr if he ever signs on to do autographs. Through the roof and will be $300+ depending on the rarity of the set. Panini will go lower, but Panini select will probably go for $600+, and that's not adding in getting them evaluated from BGS or PSA. 

I have a Bryce Harper topps variant RC graded from both BGS and PSA (BGS graded 9.5 and PSA 10)

I also have a Shohei Ohtani RC graded BGS 10 and PSA 10, both of those go for $1500+. 

I used to collect, but stopped because they keep releasing set after set, and this was when there were Topps (which both are. Topps Chrome/Topps). I don't go for the high end sets because I just refuse to pay that much for no guarantee that I'll get either. 

My holy grail is a Mike Trout, which I will shell out, but that's it. Just waiting for it to drop a little in price. 

So, essentially, Arch and MHJ regular will go for $150-$300 ungraded, autographs I can't even imagine and I don't want to look. 

Sorry for posting back to back to back posts, @SydneyCarton. Old habits are hard to break. I'm working on breaking that habit to not spam the board. 

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On 9/18/2024 at 1:14 PM, gsoda3 said:

does PSA grade student IDs?

Yes, they do. 

I know it's a joke, but they will grade anything. 

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7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

They even graded South Austin’s mom. 

Graded ‘E’ but edible. 

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Hammer feet!

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On 9/19/2024 at 4:59 PM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This reminds me of Vince Young's first action at Texas, when Dan Fouts said "I guarantee you there's a bunch of guys in houston right now who never played him in highschool who are talking about how they tackled him" haha

 

Nicer shade of orange you had back then. 

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

A little off-topic, but he and Marvin Harrison Jr if he ever signs on to do autographs. Through the roof and will be $300+ depending on the rarity of the set. Panini will go lower, but Panini select will probably go for $600+, and that's not adding in getting them evaluated from BGS or PSA. 

I have a Bryce Harper topps variant RC graded from both BGS and PSA (BGS graded 9.5 and PSA 10)

I also have a Shohei Ohtani RC graded BGS 10 and PSA 10, both of those go for $1500+. 

I used to collect, but stopped because they keep releasing set after set, and this was when there were Topps (which both are. Topps Chrome/Topps). I don't go for the high end sets because I just refuse to pay that much for no guarantee that I'll get either. 

My holy grail is a Mike Trout, which I will shell out, but that's it. Just waiting for it to drop a little in price. 

So, essentially, Arch and MHJ regular will go for $150-$300 ungraded, autographs I can't even imagine and I don't want to look. 

Sorry for posting back to back to back posts, @SydneyCarton. Old habits are hard to break. I'm working on breaking that habit to not spam the board. 

WTF are you babbling about now?

oops.  imafool

 

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Literally two posts up.

He said "NSIAP", so he can do whatever he wants.

5 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

He said "NSIAP", so he can do whatever he wants.

I owned it - I'm an idiot :). But thanks!

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF are you babbling about now?

Hobbies. Someone mentioned how much Anch card would go for, so I compared them to other prodigies, so Arch, depending on the set will easily eclipse $150-$300 and the price wlll only rise. He's prodigy, and he's almost guaranteed to be successful, so his cards will be worth a ton. 

20 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hobbies. Someone mentioned how much Anch card would go for, so I compared them to other prodigies, so Arch, depending on the set will easily eclipse $150-$300 and the price wlll only rise. He's prodigy, and he's almost guaranteed to be successful, so his cards will be worth a ton. 

Oh, OK.  Are you a world class Chutes and Ladders guy, too?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, OK.  Are you a world class Chutes and Ladders guy, too?

 Pard games? Pfft. Those are for plebs 

 My Hobbie is collecting rare vinyl and rare posters. But I couldnt pass on those cards. 

Btw, out of curiosity, what's your hobby? 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, OK.  Are you a world class Chutes and Ladders guy, too?

No but I did put it in your mom's chute at a Motel 6 last night

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF are you babbling about now?


 

Something something sammiches  

 

 

 

3 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

He said "NSIAP", so he can do whatever he wants.

 

With all due respect, and I mean all due respect, that ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on. 

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

no way... that's crazy if true.

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2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 Pard games? Pfft. Those are for plebs 

 My Hobbie is collecting rare vinyl and rare posters. But I couldnt pass on those cards. 

Btw, out of curiosity, what's your hobby? 

Not football related, but I build electric guitars and update the electronics, hardware, and setup on cheap ones to make them awesome. I've made a couple Fireflies and Epiphones sound and play almost as well as my Gibsons and Fenders

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1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Not football related, but I build electric guitars and update the electronics, hardware, and setup on cheap ones to make them awesome. I've made a couple Fireflies and Epiphones sound and play almost as well as my Gibsons and Fenders

Dude, that is absolutely so baller. Truly. I had never thought about something like that. That's awesome, dude.  I mean it. That's seriously a sweet hobby tjag you should be proud of. 

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