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4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

She's going to learn how to throw the O this week!

Phrasing?

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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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lol

 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

My contribution to the duck talk…

 

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Those duck girls will throw leg, at least according to my dad who was at UT in the 60s...

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Phrasing?

 

 

Naahhhh

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck Taylor.

Georgetown Eagle?

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tiger lol 

I was a Tiger too….. St. Edward’s HS.

18 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Those duck girls will throw leg, at least according to my dad who was at UT in the 60s...

Hope he didn’t mess with this one…

 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Rockdale 

Ah, waaay out in the sticks.

3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

The term is wounded duck people. When you say wounded duck it makes sense. Get your shit together.

Please describe the wound.

 

11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Georgetown Eagle?

Eagle fight never dies.

Or, something like that.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If everything I'm hearing is correct about growth out that way, you're talking about the next suburb of Austin.

No kidding. 
Mrs. Brat’s best friend classmate owns 200 acres just down the county road from Samsung.

Back to Arch……

 

25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Please describe the wound.

Steel shot from my 12 gauge.

3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Arch needs to figure it out. 
 

we don’t need guys that throw wounded ducks. 
 

we need guys that throw healthy falcons or at the very least, slightly obese owls. 

What about an African swallow?

Just now, MissingInAction said:

What about an African swallow?

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.

We talking South African swallow and Eurasian crag-martin or what? Monty Python really could have used some work on his taxonomy.

On 9/22/2024 at 8:45 AM, Valmy77 said:

Dude could have thrown 80 yard TDs on every play and there wasn't going to be a QB controversy.

People are so damned Mack Brown brained about this. There is nothing wrong with having two great QBs. This is the kind of chickenshit that cost us a conference title chance in 2006 and a national championship chance in 2009. YOU FUCKING DO WANT TWO GREAT PLAYERS AT QB because this is football. People get hurt. So stop being afraid of it.

 

 

23 hours ago, Dignan said:

I thought Arch's first start was about like it would go. Some good. Some bad. A lot of learning and growing to do. We won't win a national title with him as our QB1 THIS year. Quinn is definitely the guy. Arch will have his time in the next few years and there is nothing wrong with that. Do I feel comfortable with him as our backup? Sure. Do I want him to be our starter/full time QB against teams like ou or Georgia. HELL no. They will eat him for lunch. 

Agree but I'm not going to lie I want him to start vs Blow U so he finally sees a legit college defense but opposite their shittastic offensive line & scheme we run very little risk of losing even if he fucks up on a couple of possessions.  Keep Ewers on the sideline unless things get close.

I do not want him starting the Georgia game unless we are trying to trick UGA and then send Ewers in for the 2nd drive and beyond.

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49 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Agree but I'm not going to lie I want him to start vs Blow U so he finally sees a legit college defense but opposite their shittastic offensive line & scheme we run very little risk of losing even if he fucks up on a couple of possessions.  Keep Ewers on the sideline unless things get close.

I do not want him starting the Georgia game unless we are trying to trick UGA and then send Ewers in for the 2nd drive and beyond.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Agree but I'm not going to lie I want him to start vs Blow U so he finally sees a legit college defense but opposite their shittastic offensive line & scheme we run very little risk of losing even if he fucks up on a couple of possessions.  Keep Ewers on the sideline unless things get close.

I do not want him starting the Georgia game unless we are trying to trick UGA and then send Ewers in for the 2nd drive and beyond.


 

 

55 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Not even I would put that out there.  Tricking Jawja.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Agree but I'm not going to lie I want him to start vs Blow U so he finally sees a legit college defense but opposite their shittastic offensive line & scheme we run very little risk of losing even if he fucks up on a couple of possessions.  Keep Ewers on the sideline unless things get close.

I do not want him starting the Georgia game unless we are trying to trick UGA and then send Ewers in for the 2nd drive and beyond.

We need to just hold Quinn out until the national championship game. Let Arch get experience throughout the season/playoffs, then bam, send Quinn out to bring home the title.

On 9/23/2024 at 9:28 AM, Armybrat said:

My contribution to the duck talk…

 

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On 9/23/2024 at 7:38 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Arch is going to be the perfect decoy RB/WR on some Sark red zone play later in the year when Quinn is back.

I don't think we should use him as a decoy if we're going to be running our ducks offense.

Arch will only succeed if we fire Sark and bring Coach Bombay in.  His duck will succeed in his vaunted flying V attack

3 hours ago, TXpride said:

We need to just hold Quinn out until the national championship game. Let Arch get experience throughout the season/playoffs, then bam, send Quinn out to bring home the title.

I say we save Quinn until the 4th quarter of the National Title game... they'd never see that coming!!!! 

5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Agree but I'm not going to lie I want him to start vs Blow U so he finally sees a legit college defense but opposite their shittastic offensive line & scheme we run very little risk of losing even if he fucks up on a couple of possessions.  Keep Ewers on the sideline unless things get close.

I do not want him starting the Georgia game unless we are trying to trick UGA and then send Ewers in for the 2nd drive and beyond.

Hey Graham, I appreciate your work, truly, but I'm going to suggest sticking with the aggies and national rankings for now. Surly isn't ready for your performance art to be directed at them, and despite how much I love your work, this isn't your best effort.

Maybe we can put them both in the backfield together in the double barrel shotgun formation. 

On 9/23/2024 at 12:03 PM, Armybrat said:

Georgetown Eagle?

Nice pic.

Del Valle Cardinal.

2 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

Arch will only succeed if we fire Sark and bring Coach Bombay in.  His duck will succeed in his vaunted flying V attack

Dr. Bombay would be the hire.

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kids got lots of development to go but that deep ball is on fucking point

Quinn is our starter. But holy shit, Arch is so fucking good. His leap from Spring Game last year to now is fucking mind blowing. 

 

On 9/23/2024 at 9:14 AM, Kennythetiger said:

An albatross?  Wtf?  

Don't want to ask an albatross to do anything except go far in a straight line and land clumsily and with horrendous accuracy. 

Like a Tyrone Swoopes pass. 

39 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Quinn is our starter. But holy shit, Arch is so fucking good. His leap from Spring Game last year to now is fucking mind blowing. 

 

Reached point other team hope we don't bring our backup in.

They need to be glad we didn’t tell Trey Owens out of his cage. 

It will be amazing to watch him continue to learn and grow. 
 

Not bad stats for a second start. It’s hard to imagine he won’t turn 20 until the end of April. At any rate we have an embarrassment of riches at QB.

hoping QE is ready to go after the bye week. 
looking at the Georgia v Bama game it appears Georgia didn’t understand ESPN’s assignment to have No1 v No2 in Austin. But hopefully QE will be ready to light it up. 
 

we are truly blessed. Hook’em! 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Quinn is our starter. But holy shit, Arch is so fucking good. His leap from Spring Game last year to now is fucking mind blowing. 

 

we have never had a redshirt freshman qb who was even in the same stratosphere as Arch at this point in his career. he’s got the whole package. 

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The game is already slowing down for Arch. Quinn gives us the best chance at winning it all but Arch has a higher ceiling, the difference is experience and you can't replace that. 

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He still needs to learn to get down. He also needs to leave the pocket about a half second sooner. 
 

The last few weeks have gone about as well as you could hope. Quinn’s injury isn’t serious. Arch made some mistakes and then learned from them. The bye week gets everyone healthy and ready for OU. I look forward to seeing Arch in mop up duty the ready of the season. 
 

 

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Here’s what I DON’T want to hear. You guys bitching and moaning for Manning to play when Quinn makes one single mistake. Unless it becomes VERY obvious Ewers is a problem he needs to be allowed to play loose and make a few mistakes like every other QB does. 

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