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12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Flood seemed fine at Bama 

OL was the only unit on the offense that was up for national awards. That was a line that started three 3 stars.

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1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

OL was the only unit on the offense that was up for national awards. That was a line that started three 3 stars.

Certainly doesn't seem to be translating here. Our OL was abused by any defensive front 7 with a pulse this year (and last). And that was with a NFL first rounder.

Even ASU's undersized front 4 embarrassed our OL.

7 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Certainly doesn't seem to be translating here. Our OL was abused by any defensive front 7 with a pulse this year (and last). And that was with a NFL first rounder.

Even ASU's undersized front 4 embarrassed our OL.

If you are going to say nonsensical things like A&M, OU, and Michigan defenses did not have a pulse, than you are correct. I just think you are the only one that has that opinion. ASU was a bad game, no sugarcoating that. OSU and Georgia are pretty stacked with talent, so not surprising it was tough sledding in those games.

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Sark should call McCarthy about coming to be Arch’s playcaller

37 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Whomever we face in the NC game gonna get wrecked 

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I'm always jealous of your blind, misguided optimism.

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I'm always jealous of your blind, misguided optimism.

Well, I don't like to wallow in sorrow. Sometimes you just have to go along in life, whether it's blind optimism, or opening a door for another chapter; you just gotta take gummies and turn on, tune in, and drop out. 

3 hours ago, Nope said:

Sark should call McCarthy about coming to be Arch’s playcaller

Username speaks for itself here…

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'm calling it now ....

arch v ewers for the title 

In order for Quinn to play for a title, doesn't he have to win a semifinal game first?

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Just a reminder of the massive improvement Arch showed from Year 1 to Year 2 in Spring Games. 

2023: 

2024: 

 

On 1/11/2025 at 12:44 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

I just added CSU game to his 2024 highlight reel. 

 

 

This is awesome. Do you have it hosted on YouTube or somewhere where I can share it with people?

Hoping to have an exciting update to the Sacred Surly Horns signed football soon. 

20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just a reminder of the massive improvement Arch showed from Year 1 to Year 2 in Spring Games. 

2023: 

2024: 

 

Man, I'm already looking forward to next season!

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Man, I'm already looking forward to next season!

Since it is now the Kool Aid season. Arch's 87.5 QBR would have been good for #3 in the nation this year. (STFU, I know it was 2 starts)

19 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Since it is now the Kool Aid season. Arch's 87.5 QBR would have been good for #3 in the nation this year. (STFU, I know it was 2 starts)

 

I'll post this again. PFF graded Arch's game vs. Mississippi State at 94.2. Not only was he the highest graded Power 4 QB in Week 5, it was the highest rated game by a P4 QB through the first 5 weeks of the season. 

 

People sluff off that Mississippi State game/performance, but the Bulldogs came to play that day. They held the ball for 10 more minutes than Texas and had 50 carries on offense (including Van Buren's runs/sacks). Blue had 2 bad fumbles, tons of offensive penalties, and Cook dropped a breadbasket 60+ yard TD. If Arch doesn't play as well as he did, that would have been a much closer game. 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

This is awesome. Do you have it hosted on YouTube or somewhere where I can share it with people?

I do not, but anyone is free to rip it and post on YouTube if they want. 

 

40 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I'll post this again. PFF graded Arch's game vs. Mississippi State at 94.2. Not only was he the highest graded Power 4 QB in Week 5, it was the highest rated game by a P4 QB through the first 5 weeks of the season. 

 

People sluff off that Mississippi State game/performance, but the Bulldogs came to play that day. They held the ball for 10 more minutes than Texas and had 50 carries on offense (including Van Buren's runs/sacks). Blue had 2 bad fumbles, tons of offensive penalties, and Cook dropped a breadbasket 60+ yard TD. If Arch doesn't play as well as he did, that would have been a much closer game. 

 

 

We scored a clutch TD to end the second half and then kept scoring in the 3rd and 4th quarters to extend the lead. That was the last time we played like that all season.

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

Since it is now the Kool Aid season. Arch's 87.5 QBR would have been good for #3 in the nation this year. (STFU, I know it was 2 starts)

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I think once Arch settles in -- and assuming Baxter gets back to what he can be -- we will be humming along quite nicely by the end of the season, if not long before. Nobody will want to play us in the CFP.

54 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

We scored a clutch TD to end the second half and then kept scoring in the 3rd and 4th quarters to extend the lead. That was the last time we played like that all season.

Technically, other the 4th quarter, we did similar against OSU. We scored a clutch TD at the very end of the first half to tie the game and then scored in the third quarter to tie it again. 

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

We scored a clutch TD to end the second half and then kept scoring in the 3rd and 4th quarters to extend the lead. That was the last time we played like that all season.

OU, Florida

1 hour ago, WBT said:

OU, Florida

Two teams with the worst QBs in the league and we barely outscore them in the second half. Wow!

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10 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Two teams with the worst QBs in the league and we barely outscore them in the second half. Wow!

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Those games are the examples you are using???

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1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Two teams with the worst QBs in the league and we barely outscore them in the second half. Wow!

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Get back to me when the second half is all that matters.

35 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Get back to me when the second half is all that matters.

It mattered in the semifinals. Won't matter against the middle of the pack teams.

28 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

It mattered in the semifinals. Won't matter against the middle of the pack teams.

I'm still tripping on your examples being two games where we scored a combined 73 points to our opponents combined 3 in the first half 🤣😂. Of all the games to choose.

42 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I'm still tripping on your examples being two games where we scored a combined 73 points to our opponents combined 3 in the first half 🤣😂. Of all the games to choose.

Since when those were my examples? Take a break from riding Quinn's dick unless you're his dad, then I apologize. By the way, which dick are you going to ride next season when Quinn is gone.

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Since when those were my examples? Take a break from riding Quinn's dick unless you're his dad, then I apologize. By the way, which dick are you going to ride next season when Quinn is gone.

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1 minute ago, Hookem10 said:

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I have this moron dick rider on ignore, so it was my bad to view his last post. Will not make that mistake again.

39 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Since when those were my examples? Take a break from riding Quinn's dick unless you're his dad, then I apologize. By the way, which dick are you going to ride next season when Quinn is gone.

You think dads riding sons dicks is acceptable? Weird.

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Since when those were my examples? Take a break from riding Quinn's dick unless you're his dad, then I apologize. By the way, which dick are you going to ride next season when Quinn is gone.

You are a fucking piece of cum soaked shit.

Pathetic.

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Since when those were my examples? Take a break from riding Quinn's dick unless you're his dad, then I apologize. By the way, which dick are you going to ride next season when Quinn is gone.

See that's the thing little guy. I don't run around spending pages dragging down ANY player, especially not the best quarterback we've had here since 2009. I am thankful to have good players again. I am thankful to be relevant again. I understand a simple fact that you don't. If a player has certain limitations, expecting him to be something he is not is on you the spectator, not him the player. It's been long established that Quinn cannot run and cannot throw the deep ball. Anyone who is still pissed about those things three years later is an idiot. Also, if the coach is still putting the player in positions to fail then you need to be looking at the coach and not the player. You don't trot Blue out there to punch it in on the 1. That's not in his skillset.

Next year there will be things that Arch struggles with. I will quickly shrug my shoulders and move on. You will be calling for {enter in a name} to come in and take over because you saw said player do something vs a directional school so that means it will work vs Georgia. You guys are nothing if not predictable. Now someone quote this so ignore boy can see it since he posted and ran.

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9 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

We scored a clutch TD to end the second half and then kept scoring in the 3rd and 4th quarters to extend the lead. That was the last time we played like that all season.

Up 7-6 with a minute til HT.  Arch seems like he sucks.

Did I do that right?

11 hours ago, WBT said:

Up 7-6 with a minute til HT.  Arch seems like he sucks.

Did I do that right?

No, you suck for shitting on the future of this program who played just two games. Did i do that right?

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Just STOP!!! Please my head hurts. I know we’re less than a full week into the off season, but man let it breathe a little. We will be fine!

Hook’em!!!

12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I'll post this again. PFF graded Arch's game vs. Mississippi State at 94.2. Not only was he the highest graded Power 4 QB in Week 5, it was the highest rated game by a P4 QB through the first 5 weeks of the season. 

 

People sluff off that Mississippi State game/performance, but the Bulldogs came to play that day. They held the ball for 10 more minutes than Texas and had 50 carries on offense (including Van Buren's runs/sacks). Blue had 2 bad fumbles, tons of offensive penalties, and Cook dropped a breadbasket 60+ yard TD. If Arch doesn't play as well as he did, that would have been a much closer game. 

 

 

For context, Mississippi State thanks god for Purdue because they were the only worse defense in P4 football. MSU was well outside the top 100 defensively and the worst defense Texas played by a pretty decent margin.

Arch played well and I'm really excited to see what the offense looks like with him taking the reins, but there's even less to read into these numbers than there is in a rando G5 cupcake game.

Sucks we have to wait another whole year to see sarks loaded offense with a real QB

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11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

You think dads riding sons dicks is acceptable? Weird.

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8 hours ago, gmr548 said:

For context, Mississippi State thanks god for Purdue because they were the only worse defense in P4 football. MSU was well outside the top 100 defensively and the worst defense Texas played by a pretty decent margin.

Arch played well and I'm really excited to see what the offense looks like with him taking the reins, but there's even less to read into these numbers than there is in a rando G5 cupcake game.

We scored 20 points or less in 5 of our last 7 non overtime games.  Arch had nothing to do with that.  

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