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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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37 minutes ago, ConchoPearlNecklace said:

Why hasn’t McDonald’s given Arch a “golden” NIL deal yet.


Because they no longer have the Arch Deluxe. 

On 2/1/2025 at 3:21 PM, thunderlounge said:


Because they no longer have the Arch Deluxe. 

Bring it back, duh.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Bring it back, duh.

No prob, just rename the McRib.

Arch is handling the media, no doubt, but I will wait to pass judgment until I see how Trey Owens does in an interview.  
Trey’s Breakfast Sausage NIL deal it’s heating up.

You try and feed your family with some pussy twelve ounce tube of sausage

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

a little plump, a scotch girl

I sweatergod, Surly is amazing. In a thread about Arch, the convo strangely turns to sausage and then within minutes Abe Froman (the sausage king of Chicago) brings in some insider intel from one of the great voice mails of all time. Just incredible. Well done, gents. 

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8 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

a little plump, a scotch girl

Both good. Combined, even better.

1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

Uh, wild if true. I'd still put my money on X.

Is Cooper dressed in some Mardi Gras garb?

7 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Is Cooper dressed in some Mardi Gras garb?

 

6 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Thats just his weekday outfit

There was a reason for this, after all.

 

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6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It is not

Yeah, that implies insane acceleration, and the 40 yard dash is not much more than a measure of acceleration.  Top end speed is part of it, but I would be absolutely shocked if Arch were quicker to 10 yards than X.

For flavor, Usain Bolt's world record 100 m dash had him reaching maximum speed in the 52 m range (57 yards).  No elite sprinter is at full speed by 40 yards.  If Arch could beat X to 10 yards, he'd probably be close in 40 yards, and I just refuse to believe that.

That said, the difference at the 10 yard mark could be little more than inches.  Let's just say it would be great if Arch could even get close to X in terms of his initial burst.

arch’s top speed is definitely 20+ mph which makes him plenty fast- WR fast. but ain’t no way he’s beating X off the line over 10 yards. respect though to X for giving him that type of props.

either cooper has a banana in his pocket or he’s resting his hog on his leg for all the world to see.

 

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For more flavor, Arch ran track one year in HS (sophomore season).  He clocked a 12.09 sec PR in the 100m.  That's about what my kid did at that age.  Two years later my son was in the low 11 sec range.  Elite?  Hardly. 

X is almost exactly two years older than Arch.  He ran a 10.65 sec 100m two years prior.  That's a huge difference.  X was being nice in his comments.

36 minutes ago, Derka said:

either cooper has a banana in his pocket or he’s resting his hog on his leg for all the world to see.

 

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Maybe he’s happy to see Dan Patrick 

56 minutes ago, Derka said:

either cooper has a banana in his pocket or he’s resting his hog on his leg for all the world to see.

 

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2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

tell me that watching this doesn’t give you even more confidence in Arch. this is all so old hat for their entire family, it makes Arch Manning a truly unique case when it comes to any high profile recruit, much less a 1.000 rated, #1 overall recruit. he’s been preparing for this his entire life, and the people raising and supporting him have basically spent that time grooming him for the family business. Arch probably has higher expectations placed on him than any other star QB recruit ever, but he’s also got to be the most prepared star QB recruit ever. he is built for this.

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Insane that X is getting asked about Arch at a Super Bowl media event.  His reply  "Hey, Arch is a dog, man. I expect nothing less than a Heisman." (1:58 mark) 

 

What's this BS Cooper spewing.  Says, "when he gets beat this year"...   Doesn't he know the next L Arch will see is in his NFL rookie season!  We 'bout to go undefeated the next 2 seasons!

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4 hours ago, Derka said:

either cooper has a banana in his pocket or he’s resting his hog on his leg for all the world to see.

 

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Pretty well known in nfl circles that Eli has a hog

Cooper unknowingly wearing dick pants on the Dan Patrick Show, and the family’s reaction could be a Curb Your Enthusiasm storyline. 

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On 11/4/2024 at 2:02 PM, Gandalfish said:

I suggest a Five Point Plan to settle this disagreement once and for all.

1. We watch the Texas vs. Florida game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss.

2. We watch the Texas vs. Arkansas game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss.

3. We watch the Texas vs. Kentucky game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss.

4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss.

5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship.

 

Then we find the average of these five sums. This gives us his measure on the ULTIMATE SCALE OF PUSSYTUDE/BOSSNESS (working title...in process)

 

0-65.0 : THE ULTIMATE PUSSY : Sorry Quinn, you are officially and forever a Huge Pussy

65-75 : PRETTY MUCH A PUSSY : Quinn, you had so much potential but you ended up playing like a Pussy for us. There might be hope for you in the future though.

75-85 : KIND OF A PUSSY : Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro.

85-95 : MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY : Quinn did enough to win, but could he have done more? (I admit if we end up here the argument will go on. I'll take my chances)

95-100 : DEFINITELY NOT A PUSSY : You can say what you want about Quinn Ewers, but he ain't no pussy.

100+ : DUDE IS A BOSS : It turns out you guys have just been haters the whole time. Potential Longhorn Legend.

 

(This is all completely arbitrary and not based on any kind of science or intelligence)

May the testes be with you, Quinn.

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13 hours ago, Derka said:

either cooper has a banana in his pocket or he’s resting his hog on his leg for all the world to see.

 

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Maybe next season, instead of the Pussy-meter we need a hog-meter.

Currently work-shopping the name for the highest category. THE FULL COOPER, or LES GROSSMAN (Hangin' past your knees)

This

14 hours ago, Derka said:

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For those Surlies who are poor and/or poorly endowed, this is part of why your bespoke tailor asks if you dress left or right. No shame for buying off the rack, but...

 

24 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

For those Surlies who are poor and/or poorly endowed, this is part of why your bespoke tailor asks if you dress left or right.

User name checks out.

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14 hours ago, Derka said:

either cooper has a banana in his pocket or he’s resting his hog on his leg for all the world to see.

 

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Things I did not expect this morning when I opened Surly...

Grown ass men talking about Coooper's dick.

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The Worthy vs. Arch first 10 yard dash stuff shouldn't be taken seriously, but Arch's HS coach didn't shut it down when asked about it in this interview (8:48 mark). He says Arch ran the 4x100 in HS, longest broad jump on football team,  and that he is a "4.4, 4.3" type of kid. Raves about his strength and athleticism. 

 

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On 2/2/2025 at 4:53 PM, Tex Long said:

No prob, just rename the McRib.

You mean….the McArch!

Does Arch get the College Football ‘26 cover?  Texas QB’s back to back. 

On 2/4/2025 at 1:37 AM, Napoleon said:

Is Cooper dressed in some Mardi Gras garb?


We don't kink shame here on Surly Horns.

On 9/17/2024 at 3:59 PM, 52-80 said:

Creation of Arch

 

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Y'all think Arch takes after Cooper or Imma? 

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You mean….the McArch!

Duh. The only question is whether the N of the NIL is enough, and whether the lawyers have to argue about Arch versus Arches.

 

Does Arch get the College Football ‘26 cover?  Texas QB’s back to back. 

He’s gonna be the most popular player in the country next season before a down is played. I would bet that he’s on the cover, even if they do something like last year with multiple athletes.
On 2/4/2025 at 6:31 PM, jimmyjazz said:

For more flavor, Arch ran track one year in HS (sophomore season).  He clocked a 12.09 sec PR in the 100m.  That's about what my kid did at that age.  Two years later my son was in the low 11 sec range.  Elite?  Hardly. 

X is almost exactly two years older than Arch.  He ran a 10.65 sec 100m two years prior.  That's a huge difference.  X was being nice in his comments.

Maybe but it is all relative. If he is at all close on his initial burst to X then the linebackers he will run by are fucked. He should give the safeties hell too.

Gotta think Week 1 vs. Ohio State is gonna put a MASSIVE number in TV ratings. Two bluebloods, defending champs, playoff rematch, opening weekend, and Arch. The media hype will be out of control heading into that game. 

 

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