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39 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

All publicity is good publicity.  So they say.

Justin Tucker would disagree.

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    A special fuck you to the bitch ass pussies that have infected this thread for the last week. Maybe the most pathetic display from Texas fans regarding one of our players that I've ever seen.  Ar

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Justin Tucker would disagree.

Music major didn't know to require NDA from all employees and contractors. 

On 2/6/2025 at 12:55 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:


We don't kink shame here on Surly Horns.

I thought it was the mission of Surly to shame anything/anyone 

4 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

I thought it was the mission of Surly to shame anything/anyone 

Nobody is immune here, including the owners, moderators and the Virgin Mary.

36 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nobody is immune here, including the owners, moderators and the Virgin Mary.

She was a slut.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

She was a slut.

Genealogy may not be your mom’s friend. 😉

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On 2/5/2025 at 9:10 AM, crash_davis said:

Things I did not expect this morning when I opened Surly...

Grown ass men talking about Coooper's dick.

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9 hours ago, Armybrat said:
12 hours ago, South Austin said:

She was a slut.

Genealogy may not be your mom’s friend. 😉

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Here is Arch throwing marshmallows from the shoot I attended. Really fun. insaneshayne1 is a pretty nice guy, too.   

 

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On 2/15/2025 at 6:21 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

National championship incoming. Didn't realize they were brothers, but I can see the resemblanceScreenshot_20250215_161229_Instagram.thumb.jpg.267025918e86b369ebbb248cec71a7b4.jpg

I think Wingo is gonna be an absolute stud this year.

On 2/15/2025 at 4:21 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

National championship incoming. Didn't realize they were brothers, but I can see the resemblanceScreenshot_20250215_161229_Instagram.thumb.jpg.267025918e86b369ebbb248cec71a7b4.jpg

Rufus, Brint, and Meekas were like brothers to me...

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Arch clickbait could be its own thread. This is a headline about the Moore injury:

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23 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Arch clickbait could be its own thread. This is a headline about the Moore injury:

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Poorly-thrown Passes by Manning Lead to Receiver-corps Injuries 

58 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Arch clickbait could be its own thread. This is a headline about the Moore injury:

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oh fuck what happened to arch??  will he play in 2026?

On 3/13/2025 at 11:42 AM, CurlyDumps said:

Arch clickbait could be its own thread. This is a headline about the Moore injury:

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Does he have a spare key 🔑 for the key that was injured?

On 2/4/2025 at 11:37 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Cooper unknowingly wearing dick pants on the Dan Patrick Show, and the family’s reaction could be a Curb Your Enthusiasm storyline. 

Reminds me of the episode "Pants Tent", which I believe was the very first episode. 

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On 2/15/2025 at 6:21 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

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On 2/5/2025 at 11:12 PM, CastHorn said:

Does Arch get the College Football ‘26 cover?  Texas QB’s back to back. 

I believe Ryan Williams will be on the cover 

5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I believe Ryan Williams will be on the cover 

Or Jeremiah Smith.

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

Or Jeremiah Smith.

Yeah. But I did read on an article this morning that it will be Williams. I'm hoping they add Williams, Smith, and Manning, but the only name they tossed out as a surity was Williams, so IDK. Things change all the time. 

I believe Ryan Williams will be on the cover 

Didn’t they already leak the cover?
12 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I believe Ryan Williams will be on the cover 


He certainly will be after he portals to Texas.

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Didn’t they already leak the cover?

That I don't know, I just read how happy Bama fans were that Williams will be on the cover. I mean, sure, he's deserving, but imo I think Jeremiah Smith as a WR should be ahead of him, as well as Colin Simmons; but if you're going to do covers now it's time to stop with the one person shit and add at least 3 players who are the most excitable I.e. Smith, Williams, Manning, Simmons, Downs, etc. 

Miz Long has become a CFB fan the last year or two. Last night, she went off on a rant about NIL, apparently caused by some story about Arch turning down an offer from 'Bama of eleven million dollars to transfer to T-town. I've not seen any reference to such an offer, so I'm assuming she ran across this in some thread in one of her lawyer forums.

Without screwing around searching for the possible source, have any Surlies run across such a story?

8 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Miz Long has become a CFB fan the last year or two. Last night, she went off on a rant about NIL, apparently caused by some story about Arch turning down an offer from 'Bama of eleven million dollars to transfer to T-town. I've not seen any reference to such an offer, so I'm assuming she ran across this in some thread in one of her lawyer forums.

Without screwing around searching for the possible source, have any Surlies run across such a story?

She probably saw something from The Athletic, which makes up stories for clicks. Anytime I see their headline I just scroll past it. They'll either make up something, or they'll plagerize someone else's reporting. 

Regardless, I have no seen that anywhere, but it would not surprise me in the least. 

16 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Miz Long has become a CFB fan the last year or two. Last night, she went off on a rant about NIL, apparently caused by some story about Arch turning down an offer from 'Bama of eleven million dollars to transfer to T-town. I've not seen any reference to such an offer, so I'm assuming she ran across this in some thread in one of her lawyer forums.

Without screwing around searching for the possible source, have any Surlies run across such a story?

 

Yeah, I've seen some super legit sources reporting this! 

Is Miz Long's real name Joan Perry?

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50 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

imo I think Jeremiah Smith as a WR should be ahead of him

the only place smith is better than ryan williams is the weight room. 

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

the only place smith is better than ryan williams is the weight room. 

Dude, come on. Smith is arguably the best WR of the past decade. Williams is a freak, but Smith is a tier above him. I hate both Bama and fOSU, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. I would set a Monks sanctuary on fire to have either to pair with Wingo and Moore for Arch. 

I'm not, and that's ok. It's ok for you to be wrong. You're telling me a guy who is a frosh with 1, 315 yards with 15 TD's is less than a guy who is also a frosh who had 865 yards and 8 TD's, when both had mid QBs? OK then. 

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If you want Arch Manning talk, you’ll need to go to the Quinn Ewers thread.

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

If you want Arch Manning talk, you’ll need to go to the Quinn Ewers thread.

No, that's where you go for WW2 talk.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, that's where you go for WW2 talk.

Where's the Nazis in Uruguay/Paraguay thread?

23 hours ago, Tex Long said:

one of her lawyer forums

That sounds worse than TexAgs. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

That sounds worse than TexAgs. 

I would think so, but I haven't had to actually see any in action... yet.

 

... although, I will say I've heard some strenuous typing.

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