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I'm sure he learned many new, innovative grifting techniques while in prison.

Dudes just chilling in a robe, like a f'n boss. Hefner used to rock that same look, and he had titties everywhere. I think I'm in. 

So he “bought” the first 100 tickets?


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Good, Netflix's documentary offerings are getting a bit stale.

The location is just "Caribbean Sea."   If this on a boat people will die.  

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3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I've had worse.

Only a savage would eat that. Sophisticates appreciate a more deconstructed approach

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23 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The location is just "Caribbean Sea."   If this on a boat people will die.  

This might be my favorite part of this so far, click the link to the location and it just sends you to a google maps page centered on the literal Caribbean Sea. 100% think they are gonna get some dilapidated old cruise ship like this:

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17 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

This might be my favorite part of this so far, click the link to the location and it just sends you to a google maps page centered on the literal Caribbean Sea. 100% think they are gonna get some dilapidated old cruise ship like this:

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The SS Herpa Derpa Burpa

7 months in solitary?  Is he talking about the pandemic or prison?

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13 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

7 months in solitary?  Is he talking about the pandemic or prison?

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46 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

7 months in solitary?  Is he talking about the pandemic or prison?

He went to prison. Probably was in solitary because everyone wanted a piece of him. 

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

He went to prison. Probably was in solitary because everyone wanted a piece of him. 

I doubt it.  I would think most prisoners are the type of person that would look up to and respect someone that tried to fleece the shit out of some entitled snobs.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I doubt it.  I would think most prisoners are the type of person that would look up to and respect someone that tried to fleece the shit out of some entitled snobs.

Been to a lot of prisons, have you? And you think fraud gets respected generally as opposed to say armed robbery or murder?

When the perp is fucking over a bunch of snot-nosed brats, then yeah... I imagine inmates will either get a chuckle out of that or remain indifferent.  They aren't going to try and shank someone over it like they would a child molester.

lol more like:

”what are you in for?”

”See I was putting together a concert”

*STAB*

Although your idea of prison sounds nice. Like gangs with a sense of justice evaluating whether the victims deserved it, rather than a hierarchical system of violence and primal fear with some bribery thrown in for good measure 

You're right, all the other prisoners are going to be willing to add a decade or two to their sentence over a concert promoting con man.  Now if he was being a bitch in prison then he would get fucked with but it would have nothing to do with his crime.

He went to the feds.

From what it says he went to Elkton, which is a low security joint. 

He never got stabbed or checked in... they're not running fraudsters off the yard at any low unless they are snitches, but even that's rare...and for sure no one was cufffing him,  like extortion. 

He probably did some hole time for rules stuff.  I mean. Most fraudsters can't stop,  not even in prison,  and so they keep trying to run game and get caught constantly. 

Hell... from what I just looked up our looks like he ended up getting compassionate release during covid... so,  he ended up giving some back by scamming...

With fraudsters,  though,  they do have a tendency to be rats in the joint.  Mostly because they are complete scumbags with no morals at all and will do pretty much anything to get ahead, so if he did get checked in,  it was because he was speesnitching

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Netflix is financing this entire thing so they can have more content..

6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

This might be my favorite part of this so far, click the link to the location and it just sends you to a google maps page centered on the literal Caribbean Sea. 100% think they are gonna get some dilapidated old cruise ship like this:

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Over/under on the number of rapes that would take place on this ship? 100? It would make Woodstock 2 look like a live episode of Mister Rogers.

52 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Over/under on the number of rapes that would take place on this ship? 100? It would make Woodstock 2 look like a live episode of Mister Rogers.

 

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Fyre Festival: The Musical 

This timeline is so fucked. 

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1 hour ago, Sandman said:

Over/under on the number of rapes that would take place on this ship? 100? It would make Woodstock 2 look like a live episode of Mister Rogers.

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5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm going to dress up like a rapper and sneak in. Maybe sing a few songs.

I think you'd be perfect for the catering. 

And in a moment that made me feel old and wonder where has the time flown, the original Fyre fraud was in 2016-- 7 almost 8 years ago. It feels like just like two years ago. Covid really threw my idea of time away.

21 hours ago, SKJ said:

Most fraudsters can't stop,  not even in prison,  and so they keep trying to run game and get caught constantly. 

Geez, even being out on bail he couldn't stop defrauding. From Wikipedia:

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On June 12, 2018, McFarland was charged with selling fraudulent tickets to events such as the Met Gala, Burning Man, and Coachella while out on bail

 

21 hours ago, SKJ said:

From what it says he went to Elkton, which is a low security joint. 

 

Minimum security prison is no picnic. The key is to kick someone’s ass on the first day

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On 8/22/2023 at 1:44 PM, Macanudo said:

The SS Herpa Derpa Burpa

How it started:

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How it ended:

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On 8/22/2023 at 2:08 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I doubt it.  I would think most prisoners are the type of person that would look up to and respect someone that tried to fleece the shit out of some entitled snobs.

Nope. He'd be a big fat target for a shanking and a raping.

To me anyway.

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America loves a comeback story.

Like Lim Kardashian?
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I just watched the Netflix documentary again, The Greatest Party that Never Happened.

Just crazy stuff and he's back at it.

I don't want MIA to rape this guy. But if it happens I'll understand it. 

On 8/22/2023 at 12:01 PM, Macanudo said:

The location is just "Caribbean Sea."   If this on a boat people will die.  

 

what are you talking about? On the website they very helpfully provided a link to google maps with a waypoint marking the caribbean sea.

On 8/22/2023 at 12:27 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

This might be my favorite part of this so far, click the link to the location and it just sends you to a google maps page centered on the literal Caribbean Sea. 100% think they are gonna get some dilapidated old cruise ship like this:

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that google maps thing showing me where the location of the Caribbean Sea was very helpful.

 

 

 

On 8/23/2023 at 8:03 PM, Deej said:

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You know anyone with a stage?

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