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Favorite: Eden Hazard.  He's amazing with the ball at his feet, he's got great vision and understanding of the game, and he creates about as many goals for others as he scores himself.

Least favorite: Neymar.  I wanted to root for this guy.  I really did.  Get the fuck up.

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Yeah, Suarez is my runner-up for least favorite.  It's pretty much 1a and 1b.

Current Favorite:

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I'm not a negative guy, so I don't really have a least favorite.

Oh wait, yeah I do, Suarez.  Screw that guy.

 

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Been a fan of KDB since his days at Genk. Knew he'd be great. If I was starting a club, he'd be my first choice. 

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Been a fan of KDB since his days at Genk. Knew he'd be great. If I was starting a club, he'd be my first choice. 

He's got an intensity about him and leads by example. I think he'll be City's next skipper when Vinnie and David are gone. 

Never really had an opinion of him one way or the other until yesterday, but Neymar can go fuck himself.  

From now on, the new term for any ex-wife/ex-girlfriend trying to call attention to herself to get you to notice her is, "She's trying to Neymar me into calling her again."  

I don’t like Chelsea, but Drogba was amazing and I loved watching him. Played every game like it was his last.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Least favorite current:  

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Least favorite historically:

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This is the correct answer for most hated.  And it's not even particularly close.

For favorite, gotta go with this guy:

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And, as a Spurs fan, as much as I hate to say it, damn I enjoy watching this guy play:

 

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Current Favorite:  Bobby Firmino

Least Favorite:  Sergio Ramos

 

All-time Favorite:  Gerrard

All-time Least:  Rooney or Nani. Too tough to choose. 

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29 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

I don’t like Chelsea, but Drogba was amazing and I loved watching him. Played every game like it was his last.

I started paying attention to Chelsea when I got into club soccer because they had several guys I knew from cheering for the English national squad.

I became a Chelsea fan because of Didier Drogba.

All time favorite was Ruud Gullit. From AC Milan to England. He was why I became a Chelsea fan. 

Current favorite is Hazard. Favorite player in the Cup is Lukaku. 

 

Least favorite. Suarez. Ronaldo is a close second. Just hate how he winces and whines, including at his own players. 

All-time favorite: Steven Gerrard

Honorable mentions: Roy Keane, Paul Gascoine, Alan Shearer, Michael Owen, Zlatan Ibramovic

Current favorite: Mo Salah

Least favorite: Sergio Ramos

All-time Favorite.  The Iceman made everything look effortless, even feats of insane skill.

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Least favorite: Hannibal Lecter

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Alltime favorites:  Gerrard, Zlatan, Fat-ish Ronaldo.

 

All-time hate:  Pepé, Sergio Ramos, Beckerman

 

Current Faves:  Mo Salah, Hazard, and hope that Pulisic will get there 

 

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

All-time favorite: Steven Gerrard

Honorable mentions: Roy Keane, Paul Gascoine, Alan Shearer, Michael Owen, Zlatan Ibramovic

Current favorite: Mo Salah

Least favorite: Sergio Ramos

That's mine as well, except my honorable mentions would be: Zlatan, Roberto Carlos, Robin van Persie, and Ronaldinho

All-time favorite: Luis Suarez

All-time least favorite: Paul Scholes, Rio Ferdinand, Gary & Phil Neville, Patrice Evra, Wayne Rooney, Mikel Silvestre, Nani, Wes Brown, John O'Shea, Zlatan Ibrahimovic  

Least favorite manager: Sir Alex 

Current favorite: Bobby Firmino

Current least favorite: Alexis Sanchez

 

Past: Cruyff, Bergkamp, Rob Rensenbrink, Johnny Rep

Present: Robben, Depay, De Bruyne, Lukaku

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:




Least favorite

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I should probably let go.

Was he mad when he died midway thru "TRON"?  

10 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Alltime favorites:  Gerrard, Zlatan, Fat-ish Ronaldo.

 

All-time hate:  Pepé, Sergio Ramos, Beckerman

 

Current Faves:  Mo Salah, Hazard, and hope that Pulisic will get there 

On point.  Same on all 

All time fav: Henry. Reason I became an Arsenal fan. 

Current favorites: love watching Mbappe, kdb, and Firmino 

Hate list: Pepe, John Terry, Danny Alves, Diego Costa, & Neymar quickly moving to front of this list

I get the Luis Suarez hate...however, it’s been four years since the last biting incident. I give him props for seeking the right mental health help he needed and not biting anyone else since (and no other major incident). I’m sure he’s been taunted like crazy ever since and he’s kept his cool.

Recent favorites: FCB Messi version, CR7, Icardi, Cuadrado, Lukaku, Willian, Guillermo Ochoa GK, Kasper Schneider GK

Past favorites: Ronaldhino, Oliver Atom, Steve Hyuga

Annoying players: Neymar, Pepe

14 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I hate ... Clint Dempsey.

 

To even say this the week of the Forth of July should be considered high treason.

And for good measure...

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

On point.  Same on all 

I add honorable mention current like Lukaku and all-time HM Ruud van Nistelrooy/Arjen Robben

All Shit House team:  schumaker, Billy Bremner, Pepe, Gentile, Simeone, Rattin, Maradona, Dunga, Joe Jordan, De Jong, Suarez, Rivaldo, Neymar, Vinnie Jones, Roy Keane, Materazzi, Bettega, Ramos, Klinsman, Lalas

Favorite: Players that wear this Tottenham_Hotspur_FC.png

 

Hate: Players that wear this: Arsenal_logo.png

 

 

 

 

But on a serious note, I would say current favorite: Christian Eriksen

Least fave: Sergio Ramos (because fuck that guy)

Like:lukaku, kane, mbappe, cr7

Don't like: anyone on Colombia, Suarez basically anyone who is south American but not from peru.

all time favorite: Santi Cazorla

Honorable mention: Jack Wilshere, Clint Dempsey, Didier Drogba, Olivier Giroud, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Favorites growing up:

Tatu, Jorge Campos, Ronaldo Fenómeno, Ronaldinho 

Least favorite:

Joey Barton, Charlie Adam, most players for Stoke 2013-2016 

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This guy was way before my time but I've always admired this guy's story (on and off the field):

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Current Fave:  Harry Kane

All-Time Fave:  Edgar Davids  (loved that whole late 90s/early 00s Juventus squad, but he was my fave)

Current Hate:  Rafa Marquez

All-Time Hate:  Can't decide between Maradonna and Jared Borgetti

On 7/3/2018 at 12:14 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

Alex Morgan

 

 

 

Wondo

But for reals

 

Favorite player... reason I wore number 6 in all sports growing up 

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dont really have a least favorite player. But if Derek Fisher played futbol, I’m sure he’d be it 

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10 hours ago, DeathTongue said:

Current Hate:  Rafa Marquez

This guy could totally be an all-timer. Fuck this guy.

That said, the fact that he was even on the pitch for that Brazil game was hilarious.

12 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This guy could totally be an all-timer. Fuck this guy.

That said, the fact that he was even on the pitch for that Brazil game was hilarious.

I bet even more money on the match when I saw he was starting. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Luka Modric

 

love watching this guy boss the center of the park. 

Dude is great.  Supremely fit as well.  Extremely fun player to watch

On 7/5/2018 at 3:27 AM, Pathetic Shark said:

All Shit House team:  schumaker, Billy Bremner, Pepe, Gentile, Simeone, Rattin, Maradona, Dunga, Joe Jordan, De Jong, Suarez, Rivaldo, Neymar, Vinnie Jones, Roy Keane, Materazzi, Bettega, Ramos, Klinsman, Lalas

That’s a lot of hate.  I’m a fan.

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