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This should be fairly fast moving and not very long lasting.  A game thread, if you will. 

Maybe it will be boring Trump dick licking, maybe you'll see some dipshit like Vivek stuffed in a locker.

 

So who are we rooting for?  Without thinking, I'm thinking that the least odious three are, in order Christie, Scott and Hutchinson.)

I don't know Burgum but North Dakota should be an Indian Territory at best and shouldn't even have a Governor or or two senators.

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

So who are we rooting for?  Without thinking, I'm thinking that the least odious three are, in order Christie, Scott and Hutchinson.)

I don't know Burgum but North Dakota should be an Indian Territory at best and shouldn't even have a Governor or or two senators.

We're rooting for the field to make Meatball cry. 

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

So who are we rooting for?  Without thinking, I'm thinking that the least odious three are, in order Christie, Scott and Hutchinson.)

I don't know Burgum but North Dakota should be an Indian Territory at best and shouldn't even have a Governor or or two senators.

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The debate will be a tale told by idiots, full of downs and herpes, signifying nothing.

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What time does it start?

 

Currently watching Nature on PBS.  

With Donnie skipping out on this one, will they at least have a real doll replica onstage so the rest of the field can still take turns licking his orange balls and taint while incoherently mumbling something about being the best candidate to carry Trump's vision of America forward? 

28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The debate will be a tale told by idiots, full of downs and curry, signifying nothing.”

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/they’re all the same

IDK how, I've been given advanced debate footage from Doug Burgum's first debate exchange. Is this on a delay?

How is this possible?

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The debate will be a tale told by idiots, full of downs and curry, signifying nothing.”

Yep, just got off the phone with my dad asking me to watch it because it "might be interesting" and I can learn who these people are, and my response was basically: "I know what most of them are already going to say, and anybody backing Trump on the 2020 stollen election crap is full of it and just trying to capitalize on MAGA because Trump's had two and a half years to provide the evidence he claims to have and he hasn't, and if he can't, they can't.  One or two of them will try to take potshots at Trump, but they are a non-factor next year. There is not going to be anything new in this debate that we haven't already heard on their social media."

"Oh, still, you should watch, some of these guys are probably okay"

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35 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

What time does it start?

 

Currently watching Nature on PBS.  

Stick with PBS and nature.  

Lmfao it’s just so perfectly on point what fox and its viewers think of this shit show…. Countdown clock, drone camera, national anthem start. 

Jesus why can't a guy as rich as Ramaswamy find a suit jacket that fits? That collar gap is a joke. 

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This is on Fox?  Fox NYC is showing Master Chef.

Just now, Bullneck said:

This is on Fox?  Fox NYC is showing Master Chef.

Fox news. Ask your crazy uncle. 

fox and desanctus colluded for that rich man north of richmond line

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

fox and desanctus colluded for that rich man north of richmond line

Check the GQP thread - MAGA has turned on the Rich Man Richmond singer/songwriter guy because he embraces diversity.

Took about 10 seconds into the first answer to get a "Hunter Biden" reference.

 

When it was Trump, spending was good.

every other time, bad.

It's just MATH!

Republican debate is all ideas from 15 years ago. 

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Stick with PBS and nature.  
Yep, there was a great documentary on Big Bend that just aired. Stick with more of that.

Wow. Nikki Haley from the top rope. 
 

Savagely called out the fact that Republicans outspent Democrats more than double on earmarks and voted for the huge spending and debt increases. 

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3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

When it was Trump, spending was good.

every other time, bad.

It's just MATH!

When there was no meat, we ate fowl

***************

These people are so full of shit. "The economy is terrible."  

"Drill, frak, and burn coal."  

simple answer and talking points for simple people.

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Wow, Meatball Ron just fired Fauci!!!!!

Meatball said he would Fire Fauci 

the simulation is real. I’m out 

Desantis to Trump.

mmm GIF

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Burgham going for laughs.  

Gov. Arkansas!

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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

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Fucking weak.

Watch. WAAAATCHHHHHH.

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Burgham going for laughs.  

 

best eyebrows since Dukakis

 

Live look at Burghum:

 

 

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Oh boy. Here we go with climate change denial. 

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The panel actually citing some important stuff.  

I'm sure the candidates will . .  oh, Ron.  

I think Vivek and Ron will fight.

Vivek doesn't like climate change.

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Change the environment . .  in China and INdia.

The international world!

2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

"burn coal"

Tell me more.....

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What a dumbass. 

5 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

"burn coal"

 

Holy shit.... I thought the 2016 lineup was a fucking clown show. I wouldn't hire most of these slapdicks to scrub my toilet. As Clown in  Chief of the GQP, fat donnie is gonna have  a field day with these sad, impotent wannabes. 

Republican Tike Tok adds, Really?

Irony is dead.

The simulation is real.

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