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Legalize weed and fentanyl deaths decline?

I've always respected Christie’s views on addiction.

Can't American hilbillies figure out how to synthesize and manufacture fentanyl?

Maybe we should pay the Columbians to produce more cocaine because it can't be laced with fentanyl. According to my wife that's why cocaine use is up.

Jesus Christ vavik

LOL Vivek. saying Biden is not the president..... This dude was a CEO? 

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40 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Unpopular opinion: I’m impressed the Republicans are engaged in energetic if misguided, public dialogue. doing their entertainment for the trailer crowd schtick. At least they're getting messaging out in primetime on NBC. OK, we won last night so we're taking this one off.

Let's say Biden keels over dead tomorrow. The Democrats don't have a recognizable talent bench, and that pisses me off. Buttigedge and Newsom?  

Maybe I’m wrong, sounds like I need to download this TikTok thing that they want to ban. Camel's nose is inside the tent THE WHAT?, and these fascists can't do anything about it.  Desantis has to be a cuck. He's gives strong sociopath vibes. Truth.

I would like to know less about camel's nose and more about camel toes.  

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

LOL Vivek. saying Biden is not the president..... This dude was a CEO? 

People say the same thing about Mike Lindell, but I'm not seeing it.

Legalize weed and fentanyl deaths decline?

I've always respected Christie’s views on addiction.

Can't American hilbillies figure out how to synthesize and manufacture fentanyl?

Maybe we should pay the Columbians to produce more cocaine because it can't be laced with fentanyl. According to my wife that's why cocaine use is up.

After some research, I retract my last paragraph. Laced cocaine is on the rise.
52 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


That may be, but who is our next Obama?

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hey a girl can dream lol

43 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Legalize weed and fentanyl deaths decline?

I've always respected Christie’s views on addiction.

Can't American hilbillies figure out how to synthesize and manufacture fentanyl?

Maybe we should pay the Columbians to produce more cocaine because it can't be laced with fentanyl. According to my wife that's why cocaine use is up.

Is this a bit or are you seriously asking questions?

Is this a bit or are you seriously asking questions?

Mostly a bit. Kinda like that debate.

As a former country club Republican my wish is for Christie or Haley to be the nominee though.
25 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


After some research, I retract my last paragraph. Laced cocaine is on the rise.

Fentanyl is being found in a lot of drugs these days, at alarming amounts. Not to even get into the fentanyl pills out there.

My initial statement was anecdotal. My wife’s profession deals with users and until recently cocaine was seen as somewhat safe.

But I absolutely believe in cannabis legalization, even though I haven't taken a mind or mood-altering substance in well over a decade and plan to stay clean and sober.

7 minutes ago, troph said:

Just came here to say.

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This was 3 hours long?!?!? Wow

6 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 

It's Jethro Bodine with a law degree, and he's lost at least a foot in height and he's a complete asshole.

At his Hialeah rally, Trump made passing reference to the debate across town, saying no one was watching it.

Later, he compared his rally to the debate: “I’m standing in front of tens of thousands of people right now and it’s on television. That’s a lot harder to do than a debate.”

The stadium where he was speaking has a capacity of 5,200 people and was not full Wednesday.

 

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Jesus Christ vavik

Vivek is like Trump - he desperately wants to be a strongman, telling others what to do (I can only imagine him as a boss), and so he looks up to actual strongmen, which explains his love of Putin (or hatred of things that oppose Putin).

Looks like Vickie out kicked his coverage... 

 

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