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Texas Women’s Basketball 2023-2024: Handing out ass whoopins and lollipops, and we’re all out of lollipops

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1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

We sure take a lot of head shots never to get a foul call on any of them. 

And the refs apparently don’t care enough to call a stoppage 

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17 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Should be up 15 or so. 

I realize Booker can't take every shot, and you have to get others involved. But when your interior players all seem to have flippers instead of hands, it's tempting to tell 35 to just keep shooting.

… and lead shoes

Holle just rope-a-doped her defender on that cut 

that is a foul on #3.  so you can just extend 2 hands on a ball handler.

31 minutes ago, someguy said:

this smug, know it all announcer who has to insert himself into every single call is driving me absolutely insane.

The problem with the tournament being on ESPN is it’s all the usual suspects who call their games in the regular season calling postseason games. It would be the equivalent of Fran calling NCAAT games 

Jesus Jones, you were wide open 

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Several times …

Gaston too. It’s contagious 

This is a horrifying display of interior offense. You're not facing Wemby. 

I’ve been wholly unimpressed with our post play and FT shooting 

Offensively that is. We do have 8 blocks 

48-38 Texas after 3

we keep winning every quarter but we are letting them stay in this game.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Dykes was correct about one thing … seems like Texas should be leading by 18 or so.

100%

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’ve been wholly unimpressed with our post play and FT shooting 

Offensively that is. We do have 8 blocks 

Can a 1 seed play worse offensively? I hope we don't find out in the final quarter. Good thing Bama's having pretty much the same problem. Our D has kept us ahead. 

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we keep winning every quarter but we are letting them stay in this game.

Q3 was a tie

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Q3 was a tie

We were +3

7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Can a 1 seed play worse offensively?

Well out of the 1 seeds, we are probably the weakest offensively. Vic wants to keep the opponent under 60 and we have an excellent chance to win 

Gaston! And one 

RT sighting 

AMo on both ends! 

Barker is legit 

Holy fuck Booker. Behind the back and then just coast to coast 

how the hell is that a foul on us.  holy shit.

Oh bullshit foul call 

Jesus Christ Amina 

Vic needs to have everyone taller than 5'6" practice 1000 layups

Holy fuck

Layup drills between tomorrow and when we leave for Portland 

That’s alarming!!

we have to get that shit checked

our bigs are big but man they are clumsy as shit.

Well we have a lot to work on but we are moving on 

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Vic gonna make them run layup drills for four hours straight. Every miss, run a suicide

He may have them do it tonight

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He may have them do it tonight

They should 

they called a foul? these refs are abysmal.

Alabama uglied it up. Texas bigs were ugly. Texas still wins 65-54 on the strength of our defense and rebounding 

The big issue on layups are Amo, Jones, and Gaston are all physical players. They all look for contact. Instead of looking for contact just finish. 

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well out of the 1 seeds, we are probably the weakest offensively. Vic wants to keep the opponent under 60 and we have an excellent chance to win 

I was thinking 1 seeds all time. It's hard to imagine climbing to that seeding and then not being able to make at least half of your open shots from 3 feet in. Should be an interesting shot chart, if only for laughs. 

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