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Nebraska was 5-3 at one point.  Finished 5-7 and no bowl.  You hate to see it.

Do I think it’s awesome that Matt Rhule could not get Nebraska bowl eligible because of losing to Iowa and the failson’s 1920’s style offense? Yes, yes I do. 

Even the Iowa head coaches interview reflects the Iowa offense. Stale with a slight emotion attached to his boredom.

Ohio State or Michigan can’t beat this team, Iowa to the playoffs. 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Ohio State or Michigan can’t beat this team, Iowa to the playoffs. 

I'm telling you, ferentz has powers.

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He doesn’t watch much tv but he’ll watch the OSU v Meatchikin game. Lol. For why? To see how to score field goals from the 50 if necessary? That kid will be kicking his ass off in their CCG. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

After game meal for Iowa? Boiled chicken and salt less corn out of a can. 

This is the holidays, it will be a fancy casserole.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nebraska was 5-3 at one point.  Finished 5-7 and no bowl.  You hate to see it.

And that’s fair

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I'm telling you, ferentz has powers.

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Kirk Ferentz is the ultimate energy vampire. I’d love it if somehow Iowa could win their CCG because I love chaos but it won’t happen? 

Only Iowa wins a game on walk off FG by using kicker who hasn't kicked a FG all year.

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ferentz will be down 4 scores in the first quarter

meatjort will shut it down

o/u is therefore probably 31.5 is my guess

I was traveling last year when Iowa played the South Dakota Jack Rabbits and that game was crazy to listen to on Sirius XM radio. The score was 5-3 through the third quarter. Legit. Iowa got a safety to win it for good in the 4th. 7-3 final score. 

7-3! I guess today is an improvement? 

5 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

That was like watching a high school practice, in the northeast.

With a bunch of guys whose primary sport is lacrosse.  

This game should have more offense in the first 2 possessions than the corns managed their entire game.

Tulane is impressive with what they have built. Same with RoadRunners. Neither of these teams are cream 💨 puffs. 

Greg Davis play call DRINK.

Ouch, interception on the roadrunner's side of the field.  Tulane in business again.

He chose poorly.

Not a good start on the road.  Utsa might be in trouble today...

 

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28 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Crazy. Bringing in a kicker who has no attempts this year. 

 

21 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Only Iowa wins a game on walk off FG by using kicker who hasn't kicked a FG all year.

Whither Ryan Bailey?  In the same stadium even.

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https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/262940158

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UT Ese's need a break here with the scoop and almost score...  CONFIRMED!

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Ball going forward is somehow not prima facie evidence that it's an incomplete pass.

2 touchdowns in 5:38? Is such a thing even possible?

---iowa and corn, probably

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not a good start on the road.  Utsa might be in trouble today...

 

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Turnover, then quick TD for Utsa

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My street has a resident roadrunner. She’s very friendly and when you go out walking she’ll often walk beside you a bit and “run” off. The street backs up to a green belt so I guess that’s where she came from?

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29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I was traveling last year when Iowa played the South Dakota Jack Rabbits and that game was crazy to listen to on Sirius XM radio. The score was 5-3 through the third quarter. Legit. Iowa got a safety to win it for good in the 4th. 7-3 final score. 

7-3! I guess today is an improvement? 

Look you don’t just play one of the schools in the Dakotas and expect to hit double digits on the scoreboard! Square off with Iowa State or any team coached by Lincoln Riley? Sure, it’ll happen.

"KJ Jefferson is the leading passer in the history of Arkansas and that's saying a lot here considering their long line of QB's."

Like....who?

When the defense takes off running and acting like dumbasses celebrating I don’t understand why the QB doesn’t just line back up and run a play. It’s a free 5 yards no matter what and you might be able to get a first down. 

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"KJ Jefferson is the leading passer in the history of Arkansas and that's saying a lot here considering their long line of QB's."

Like....who?

Trigger warning:

 

 

Matt Jones

Anyone else hearing a weird low freq hum from the announcers on this UTSA game?

Pig fan didn't even think matt jones was their best qb.

55 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nebraska was 5-3 at one point.  Finished 5-7 and no bowl.  You hate to see it.

Not really 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Anyone else hearing a weird low freq hum from the announcers on this UTSA game?

Pig fan didn't even think matt jones was their best qb.

I concur.  It is like some old style reverb car stereo thing going on. 

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Anyone else hearing a weird low freq hum from the announcers on this UTSA game?

Deep state spying on you.

Just now, HenryJames said:

Deep state spying on you.

Bet there's already a conspiracy theory post on texurgs about the sips interfering with this broadcast because Traylor and reasons.

Just now, victory88 said:

Damn… that looked like a nasty injury for KJ Jefferson.

Open season for QB ankles this year. 

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Damn… that looked like a nasty injury for KJ Jefferson.

Yeah, didn't look good. Hopefully nothing major

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