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  • Yormarks reception today, and the absolute refusal by all of us in attendance to let up, will be one of the memories this 50+ year Longhorn fan will take happily to his grave…

  • I like the thread, and the basic idea of it.    One clarification- Yormark and Weiser did not create the animosity to Texas, the obvious desire in the league office to hinder Texas. They merely re

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23 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

That always makes me think of Mario tennis on game boy 3D, which was a bad ass game.

Sold a Virtual Boy complete in box about 3 months ago for $1700. I had modded it to have VGA output and also came with an e-ink flashcart.

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Well Brett, how'd that go for you & your butthurt little bitches in Lubbock?

Brett’s pets’ heads are falling off

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Brett’s pets’ heads are falling off

 

Yormark...

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The left behind Big 12 schools are going to become Utah's bitches. 

Yormark’s comment that “you speak to your crowd and you have fun”

https://www.on3.com/news/brett-yormark-texas-comment-speak-to-your-crowd-have-fun-tech-take-care-business-big-12-conference-realignment/
 

Lots of sports are fun. Lots of sports, amateur and professional, have commissioners. This is the only case in memory where a commissioner rooted for a team against another in his conference. 
 
If it’s ok, because he was just having fun, why are the ISU players held out for gambling? Weren’t they just having fun?

Just now, statsman said:

Yormark’s comment that “you speak to your crowd and you have fun”

https://www.on3.com/news/brett-yormark-texas-comment-speak-to-your-crowd-have-fun-tech-take-care-business-big-12-conference-realignment/
 

Lots of sports are fun. Lots of sports, amateur and professional, have commissioners. This is the only case in memory where a commissioner rooted for a team against another in his conference. 
 
If it’s ok, because he was just having fun, why are the ISU players held out for gambling? Weren’t they just having fun?

Remember all the times he had fun in support of Texas?

17 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Remember all the times he had fun in support of Texas?


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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn aggy is so lame

Because they insist upon themselves. In every situation, all the time. Like a Vegan or a Cross-fitter or a younger sibling too immature to understand that nobody cares about their boy scout troop. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn aggy is so lame

Pretty sure that was some Longhorns who did that.

32 minutes ago, SomeoneYouKnow2 said:

Is anyone gonna tell him

 

16 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Pretty sure that was some Longhorns who did that.

Can you really blame me for not knowing that?  It's absolutely something aggy would do.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Can you really blame me for not knowing that?  It's absolutely something aggy would do.


Exactly.

 

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Pretty sure that was some Longhorns who did that.

I hadn’t heard that at all, aggy didn’t do that? It’s right up their alley.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Can you really blame me for not knowing that?  It's absolutely something aggy would do.

That was a big part of the joke. 

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hadn’t heard that at all, aggy didn’t do that? It’s right up their alley.

@SydneyCarton and some of us may or may not have seen strongly worded, if hilarious and impotent, letters associated to ATM's ire over the matter.

 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Can you really blame me for not knowing that?  It's absolutely something aggy would do.

 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:


Exactly.

 

Lets be perfectly clear, I've run into Aggies that absolutely claim they know the aggie alums that put up that billboard. Stolen Valor is in their DNA, even if too stupid to realize it's the butt of one giant joke at their expense. They'd claim to be the guy that farted in an elevator, even if they weren't, if they thought it saved them from embarassment somehow. 

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That was a big part of the joke. 

@SydneyCarton and some of us may or may not have seen strongly worded, if hilarious and impotent, letters associated to ATM's ire over the matter.

 

Claiming to have a trademark or copyright on the word "howdy" used in conjunction with the color Maroon was a real, real fucking lol moment. Allegedly.
 

The school trademarking Aggie Nation a week or so later was also a funny chuckle. 

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On 9/3/2023 at 12:14 AM, CashMcCoy said:

Noticed this as well. They also replaced the Big 12 flags that used to be walked out in pregame with UT ones. I fucking love it, and hopefully they keep it this way in the SEC too.

Never liked the conference titles separated. I hope we don't magically pull additional conference titles out of our ass like aggy did when they joined the SEC. That begs the question if OU or UT will retroactively claim national titles like UGA, Bama, or aggy.

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Lets be perfectly clear, I've run into Aggies that absolutely claim they know the aggie alums that put up that billboard. Stolen Valor is in their DNA, even if too stupid to realize it's the butt of one giant joke at their expense. They'd claim to be the guy that farted in an elevator, even if they weren't, if they thought it saved them from embarassment somehow. 

Claiming to have a trademark or copyright on the word "howdy" used in conjunction with the color Maroon was a real, real fucking lol moment. 
 

The school trademarking Aggie Nation a week or so later was also a funny chuckle. 

Woop!

https://money.cnn.com/2006/02/02/news/funny/12_man/

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https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/texas-am-sues-the-colts-over-use-of-12th-man

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Got damn I miss when we would burn shit up back when.

Trolling the Pedo St bowl game with PedoBear was awesome, as were many other things. 

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

Musta burned real bad,having to post this.

Fuck em...

This fucking conference is going down in flames and Texas has a golden parachute.  
 

If the conference wants some sweet playoff payoff, he’s going to have to gargle Texas balls.  

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Hey Brett, not sorry you've got that funny taste in your mouth again.

It's like the football gods saw his comments this offseason and said "I have something in store for you my guy." 

Nice conference loss in COMO, the bastion of the SEC power! Still need a plane “banner” drive for Yormark’s visit to Austin. I’ll chip in!

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Nice conference loss in COMO, the bastion of the SEC power! Still need a plane “banner” drive for Yormark’s visit to Austin. I’ll chip in!

Hook’em!!!


right? As if their fans aren’t delusional and insufferable enough as it is. 

On 9/9/2023 at 9:36 PM, Guadaloopy said:

This fucking conference is going down in flames and Texas has a golden parachute.  
 

If the conference wants some sweet playoff payoff, he’s going to have to gargle Texas balls.  

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CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE GUYS THROW THE BIG12 TROPHY ON THE GROWD AND WALK OFF 

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Shouldn’t Mar hate Texas and blowu equally?
Doesn't work that way. He knows bloU is simply following us because they can't afford not to. Ruling the Rig12 is kinda like being Sultan of Brunei. Lots of perks but not much weight to throw around in the wider world.
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Shouldn’t Mar hate Texas and blowu equally?

He’s a Nebraska guy.

To them we:

Killed the continuity of their long standing rivalry with OU when the Big 12 formed and they found out our yearly rivalry with OU was much bigger

Brought Nebraska to its knees by cutting off their pipeline to academically unqualified talent

Beat their ass all over the field for 15 years and sent then running to the Big 10 where they have become a college football afterthought.

So in summary, no.
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Maybe he's going to one of the other Big 12 top 25 matchups this weekend.

1 hour ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:
Shouldn’t Mar hate Texas and blowu equally?

Doesn't work that way. He knows bloU is simply following us because they can't afford not to. Ruling the Rig12 is kinda like being Sultan of Brunei. Lots of perks but not much weight to throw around in the wider world.

OU is who instigated the move, not Texas.

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Isn’t he planning on being at the Tech game? We should fly a “Bert Yarmuk is not our standard” banner 

18 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

OU is who instigated the move, not Texas.

That’s true; doesn’t matter. To the B12 office, Texas is the villain and OU is just misled. 

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Brett Yormark can go fuck himself and Kevin Mar too.   

They can go fuck each other for all I care.

Fucking zero-integrity btiches.

46 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Maybe he's going to one of the other Big 12 top 25 matchups this weekend.

I didn't know Yormark attended tech's meat judging competitions  😋

19 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Isn’t he planning on being at the Tech game? We should fly a “Bert Yarmuk is not our standard” banner 

The banner should say “big 12 is not our standard”

Fuck flying a banner, that's old school...hack the drone show and get it to do our bidding.  

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