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10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yes, save the firebombing of Yormark for next Saturday if we make it and win the final Big 12 championship. If he has to award Texas the trophy, let him have it. 

Not if but when

I'm ok with sarcastic SEC chants only

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1 hour ago, TOR said:

Nawww, nothing abusive or mean.  Give that shit heel the royal treatment, the best the University has to offer.   Wish him well and then never think about those turds ever again.

Direct him to Moody and have him watch the game on the Jumbotron.

My guess is that he won’t be introduced to the crowd, and the TV crew will interview him and he will say all the right things (the lying son of a bitch)

On 11/21/2023 at 1:51 PM, Jewish Wang said:

I cannot imagine us, for a very long time, playing any of these schools again in anything, particularly if their is a B12 officiating / ump crew. This ought to be like a Coug High thing.  By the way, you know Yormark very intentionally scheduled us to play those commuter fucktards at their place. 

Go look up our Big 12 schedules for all sports. We play AT HOUSTON in every sports this year (or at least last time I looked). The only sport they come to Austin in men’s basketball because we play them TWICE.

On 11/21/2023 at 11:35 PM, TrashMaster G said:

They should lock him inside one of the racketball courts inside Belmont until the game is over. 

Dress him in a bulldog costume and throw him in Bevo's pen. 

Chanting S-E-C at the big xii championship after a win will be the most hilarious shit ever. 

I've done it twice now. Once against Georgia in the sugar and once at Alabama in Bryant Denny. I cannot think of a circumstance in DKR where I'd want to chant it. It becomes unfunny when we play all SEC teams and are part of the conference unless we are undefeated against sec home and away for the whole season then towards the end it would be funny. 

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I ain't ever chanting that shit.

So do we have a fuck brett yormark banner fund yet or what?

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Chanting S-E-C at the big xii championship after a win will be the most hilarious shit ever. 

I've done it twice now. Once against Georgia in the sugar and once at Alabama in Bryant Denny. I cannot think of a circumstance in DKR where I'd want to chant it. It becomes unfunny when we play all SEC teams and are part of the conference unless we are undefeated against sec home and away for the whole season then towards the end it would be funny. 

I chanted it with thousands of other Longhorn fans to Arkansas after we beat them in our final SWC game against them in Austin.  Some say that's the day the chant was born.  So I guess you can blame me for all this sordid business.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Chanting S-E-C at the big xii championship after a win will be the most hilarious shit ever. 

No.  It will still be stupid.  You can’t apply context, sarcasm, innuendo, or anything else to an SEC chant.  Any SEC chant is as dull-witted as every SEC chant.  

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Chanting S-E-C at the big xii championship after a win will be the most hilarious shit ever. 

I've done it twice now. Once against Georgia in the sugar and once at Alabama in Bryant Denny. I cannot think of a circumstance in DKR where I'd want to chant it. It becomes unfunny when we play all SEC teams and are part of the conference unless we are undefeated against sec home and away for the whole season then towards the end it would be funny. 

My favorite chant was "TEBOW   HEISMAN" *CLAP CLAP    CLAP CLAP CLAP* in the Swamp dominating FSU

 

We could do the same

T SWEAT HEISMAN 

CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

27 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

No.  It will still be stupid.  You can’t apply context, sarcasm, innuendo, or anything else to an SEC chant.  Any SEC chant is as dull-witted as every SEC chant.  

Well, chanting SEC after beating Georgia was pretty funny and had obvious sarcasm to it. But yes, chanting it after the big 12 champ game would just seem like aggy to me. 

37 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

No.  It will still be stupid.  You can’t apply context, sarcasm, innuendo, or anything else to an SEC chant.  Any SEC chant is as dull-witted as every SEC chant.  

Incorrect.
 

 It was funny as shit after beating Georgia.  All the things you claim can’t be allied were easily applied.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Well, chanting SEC after beating Georgia was pretty funny and had obvious sarcasm to it. But yes, chanting it after the big 12 champ game would just seem like aggy to me. 

 

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Incorrect.
 

 It was funny as shit after beating Georgia.  All the things you claim can’t be allied were easily applied.

Fair enough, I stand corrected.  I was at that game too.  But doing it after the Big 12 game this year would be full aggie douche.  

1 minute ago, Your Mom said:

 

Fair enough, I stand corrected.  I was at that game too.  But doing it after the Big 12 game this year would be full aggie douche.  

 

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

So do we have a fuck brett yormark banner fund yet or what?

“Brett Yormark is not our standard.”

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

My favorite chant was "TEBOW   HEISMAN" *CLAP CLAP    CLAP CLAP CLAP* in the Swamp dominating FSU

 

We could do the same

T SWEAT HEISMAN 

CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

Chanting S-E-C at the big xii championship after a win will be the most hilarious shit ever.  

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I'll go in for a "Brett Yormark is not our standard" banner though. 

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

week wife GIF

 

I'll go in for a "Hey, Yomark? Bye, bitch." banner though. 

How about that instead?

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

 

Fair enough, I stand corrected.  I was at that game too.  But doing it after the Big 12 game this year would be full aggie douche.  

Brace yourself , either our opponents will be doing it sarcastically or the Texas fans in the stadium will be doing it to rub it in. 

16 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Brace yourself , either our opponents will be doing it sarcastically or the Texas fans in the stadium will be doing it to rub it in. 

Truth

22 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Brace yourself , either our opponents will be doing it sarcastically or the Texas fans in the stadium will be doing it to rub it in. 

Loins will be girded.

51 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

How about that instead?

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Yormack quote for Tech before game would get the crowd into lather. Most fans have no idea the Rig 12 have been screwing us for 10 years. Just notice every once in awhile.

On 11/22/2023 at 10:57 AM, statsman said:

My guess is that he won’t be introduced to the crowd, and the TV crew will interview him and he will say all the right things (the lying son of a bitch)

Bobby said he’s 100% not invited guest by us but because he’s big 12 commissioner he can pretty much go to any game of his choosing. 

18 hours ago, Your Mom said:

 

Fair enough, I stand corrected.  I was at that game too.  But doing it after the Big 12 game this year would be full aggie douche.  

After how this conference has called games and the commissioner and deputy commissioners comment I really don’t give a fuck. I hope it’s nothing but SEC chants whenever officials make calls against us or if they show the WWE basketball commissioner. 
 

This kill em with kindness shit on the way out is for the birds. Especially after those comments. Beat their ass, win their shit conference, and let em know about it. 

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby said he’s 100% not invited guest by us but because he’s big 12 commissioner he can pretty much go to any game of his choosing. 

Yeah, but if Detroit stadium security can go after Green Bay's Coach Bro look-alike, we oughta be able to get a couple of ours to tackle Yormark, cuff him, and drag him kicking and screaming across the field... before apologizing and leaving him on the Tech sideline, while the latest incarnation of Godzillatron shows a split screen of the "take care of business" remarks and the field dragging.

Make it happen, CDC.

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On 11/23/2023 at 9:52 AM, Zeus said:

My favorite chant was "TEBOW   HEISMAN" *CLAP CLAP    CLAP CLAP CLAP* in the Swamp dominating FSU

 

We could do the same

T SWEAT HEISMAN 

FUCK BRETT YORMARK

CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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I’m partial to a chant of

U !!!

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R !!!

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OUR !!!

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BITCH !!

I'm all for denying him access to the stadium without a ticket. 

Eric Nahlin just posted that Kevin Mar’s crew is doing today’s game. Even though his crew has already done two Texas games this year (Wyoming and KSU). Of course they are. I’m sure Yormark and Weiser are laughing their asses off. 

I hope Kevin Mar and Brett Yormark were both up all night puking their guts out with food poisoning. 

So much for “the Big XII won’t try to screw us. They want that sweet CFP money and we’re the only ones that can get it for them. Let’s see that’s $6 million, less the $4 million they would get if we went to NY6 bowl instead, so $2 million, divided 12 ways…$167k each! There is no way the IR8 would give that up just to stick it to Texas one last time!”

It would be a shame if a full speed Texas player happened to accidentally run into Yormark on the sidelines ….leading with his helmet….a complete shame. And that should never happen.

By now we already know the refs are going to job us. They did against KSU. Against TCU. Blatantly stole 14 first half points from us against ISU. 

And we won all those games. 

Go out, kick tech ass like we did ISU, and the same thing will happen where Mar's crew is giving us make up calls when we're up 20 late so they can make the final game stats look even. 

It would be equally distressing to see  KMar accidentally  get knocked over, and end up at the bottom of a large number of players inadvertently punching him in the ovaries 40-50 times , causing him to go into early menopause.

I just cannot imagine how wrong that would be. Sick AND wrong.

Unacceptable to even think such a thing.

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5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I'm all for denying him access to the stadium without a ticket. 

He can sit at the top of the NE corner!

37 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He can sit at the top of the NE corner!

Put him in the area the tech band would’ve sat tonight. 

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 


did he buy that suit in the little boys section at Sears?

Seriously this piece of shit fucking sucks

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pretty telling. No CDC or Hartzell walking him around. 

CDC is a real one, such a nice guy. Glad he's also not a pussy and he knows what's really going on. Guarantee you he gave Sark the go ahead to start calling out the refs a couple weeks ago. Gently at first. 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

CDC is a real one, such a nice guy. Glad he's also not a pussy and he knows what's really going on. Guarantee you he gave Sark the go ahead to start calling out the refs a couple weeks ago. Gently at first. 

For sure. CDC is a delight. He reminds me of one those small town guys that can’t go to grocery store because he’ll spend half the day chatting with everyone. 

I’m not a big Twitter/X guy and don’t want to be one. If one of you are so inclined please share the awesomeness that is Bret Yormak. Which sounds like a made up name anyway 

48 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

For sure. CDC is a delight. He reminds me of one those small town guys that can’t go to grocery store because he’ll spend half the day chatting with everyone. 

Definitely

I randomly met him and dabbed him up, told him he was doing a great job. 

My wife was like oh you know him from work?

I work on buildings at UT Austin from time to time. 

Lol naw that's CDC he runs the whole athletic department he's just a decent dude gave some rando like me the time of day

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