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8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m not getting my hopes up. After the latest census, Ohio is losing a seat. Jordan comes from a heavily gerrymandered district. Maybe that will change but I wouldn’t count on it as long as Mike DeWine is governor.

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https://thebulwark.com/lame-duck-the-end-of-the-most-gerrymandered-district-in-ohio/

We’ll see but I find that pessimism is usually the safe bet. 

They sure like their Sandusky in Ohio. 

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    Right.  And we're probably never going to get to that level of vaccination in this country.  But Fauci can't exactly say, "Too many of you idiots listen to people like Jim Jordan and Tucker Carlson in

  • realgreggym
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    He can become a democrat where this is considered to be a resume enhancement.

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13 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

They sure like their Sandusky in Ohio. 

Well, it does have Cedar Point.

He has very unfortunate teeth.

33 minutes ago, Satchel said:

He has very unfortunate teeth.

Yeah. That’s his problem. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yeah. That’s his problem. 

Look closely. They are very problematic.

 

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Sometimes when I wake up after drinking, I have that wooly-mouth feeling on my teeth.  Like somebody put little business suits on each of my teeth while I was passed out.  Perhaps Jim Jordan uses his evasive suit-jacket to put over his fucked up grill as well.  Or it's entirely likely I am as crazy as he is and none of this is real.  

What the fuck were we talking about again? 

His teeth. Not that he’s a worthless, traitorous, do-nothing sorry excuse of a congressman who overlooked sexual abuse under his nose as a college wrestling coach. His teeth. That’s what’s important. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

His teeth. Not that he’s a worthless, traitorous, do-nothing sorry excuse of a congressman who overlooked sexual abuse under his nose as a college wrestling coach. His teeth. That’s what’s important. 

Well, he did bite his tongue while many others bit the pillow, so yeah still important. 

Are we talking about Toof Jordan?  the man was a legend!

Sometimes when I wake up after drinking, I have that wooly-mouth feeling on my teeth.  Like somebody put little business suits on each of my teeth while I was passed out.  Perhaps Jim Jordan uses his evasive suit-jacket to put over his fucked up grill as well.  Or it's entirely likely I am as crazy as he is and none of this is real.  
What the fuck were we talking about again? 
My old man, used to blame that on wolves or coyotes shitting in his mouth and praying for snow to track them down for vegence

Hope it snows sunday around 11 pm in omaha

Whoah man, your dad and my uncle must have known each other.  My uncle would wake up and say, "Anybody get a look at that coyote?"  Me and whoever else was staying over there that night, "What coyote, tio?"  And he'd reply, "The coyote that shit in my mouth."  And yeah, it was in Chicago...so there was snow to be had.  

My god, that takes me back.  He just died last year...RIP.  I'm gonna get that fucking coyote one day too, you'll see...

On 6/17/2021 at 4:25 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m not getting my hopes up. After the latest census, Ohio is losing a seat. Jordan comes from a heavily gerrymandered district. Maybe that will change but I wouldn’t count on it as long as Mike DeWine is governor.

duckdistrict.jpg

https://thebulwark.com/lame-duck-the-end-of-the-most-gerrymandered-district-in-ohio/

We’ll see but I find that pessimism is usually the safe bet. 

You can only do this shit in a country where the electorate doesn't care about their government or even their country as it exists in reality.

In reality, the patriotism vote is based on how stridently you can praise the country, deny history, and shout down anyone who suggests this isn't the greatest place on Earth in every regard fuck you, commie.

The electorate doesn't watch news about gerrymandering. It's not sexy. It's not dramatic because they don't bother to know (or haven't been taught) about representative government. Bor-ing.

A throbbing bubo is right on the nose of the national face. It had a wart growing on it that was removed at great effort that is still being challenged. Will this dull-minded electorate have the will and energy to go after the disgusting pustule threatening to kill the body politic?

I have my doubts.

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you pedophile-enabling stooge hack dickdrip of middling intellect

Dont know who this broad is, but I appreciate her efforts

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Dont know who this broad is, but I appreciate her efforts

Would subscribe to her news letter

6 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Would subscribe to her news letter

Randi Mayem Singer - Alchetron, The Free Social Encyclopedia

 

She appears to be a screenwriter and producer -- most notably on Mrs. Doubtfire.

Dear Rep. Jordan,

I know you quit reading the Ohio State medical disclaimers for students and staff right after the sentence that began with, "And any staff member or alumni who is made aware of sexual assault on our campus that does not report it within 30 days shall........."   But there's a whole other section dealing with vaccination requirements for anyone to attend Ohio State University (Polio, Rubella, et. al.).  But I understand why you stopped reading.  

Respectfully, 

Lobo

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

57 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

I was going to say more like "mandating vaccines for centuries".

On 6/17/2021 at 1:54 PM, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

They sure like their Sandusky in Ohio. 

 

On 6/17/2021 at 2:09 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Well, it does have Cedar Point.

And Callahan Auto Parts. 

  • 9 months later...

🖕no amount of these will suffice

Same ole clueless little Jimmy. Dude’s always like “look at me I have something to say!!! It’s important and I agree with it!!!”

Nah Jimmy, you ain’t about that life.

days since being a national embarrassment never gets off the 0 for gym

On 6/18/2021 at 12:43 AM, Guest Lobo said:

Whoah man, your dad and my uncle must have known each other.  My uncle would wake up and say, "Anybody get a look at that coyote?"  Me and whoever else was staying over there that night, "What coyote, tio?"  And he'd reply, "The coyote that shit in my mouth."  And yeah, it was in Chicago...so there was snow to be had.  

My god, that takes me back.  He just died last year...RIP.  I'm gonna get that fucking coyote one day too, you'll see...

Username checks out.

Also, the coyote-shit-in-my-mouth was a common saying when I was in college in the 80s.

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is there some sort of significance for the last week of September?

Is he not up for re-election the next week?

Who TF skips October?

in the top third of months, if not quartile.

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is he not up for re-election the next week?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September (this is when the video airs)

October (Oooooooops)

November (this is when the election happens)

December

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Who TF skips October?

Sun Devils often do.

On 6/22/2022 at 2:35 PM, Michael Knight said:

 

 

Portnoy has twice been detained in NFL-related incidents: first on May 12, 2015, when he was arrested by New York City police after he and three Barstool employees handcuffed one another on the floor of NFL headquarters to protest Deflategate, and again in 2019 when he was placed in a holding cell at Mercedes-Benz Stadium for a portion of Super Bowl LIII. In the latter incident, he had created fake passes to attend a press event the day prior and was prohibited from attending the game.

8 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Who TF skips October?

in the top third of months, if not quartile.

 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Portnoy has twice been detained in NFL-related incidents: first on May 12, 2015, when he was arrested by New York City police after he and three Barstool employees handcuffed one another on the floor of NFL headquarters to protest Deflategate, and again in 2019 when he was placed in a holding cell at Mercedes-Benz Stadium for a portion of Super Bowl LIII. In the latter incident, he had created fake passes to attend a press event the day prior and was prohibited from attending the game.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

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he'll win easily; he's what Republicans want.  He's a scumbag and that's all Christians need to know.  He's their type of man. 

Don’t spend much energy at all thinking about this loser. Ohio is such a messed up state that I just don’t think about it much, but can we change the thread title from Jim to Gym?  I think it would fit better for this small Trump dick sucking creep with horrible teeth.

Ohio.  Just in case Florida really does get flooded into the sea due to climate change...America has a backup state for batshit craziness.  Ohio.  

Yea, sure. Don't we wish every state was Texas. yee haw

14 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Don’t spend much energy at all thinking about this loser. Ohio is such a messed up state that I just don’t think about it much, but can we change the thread title from Jim to Gym?  I think it would fit better for this small Trump dick sucking creep with horrible teeth.

@Hank Kingsley

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Ohio.  Just in case Florida really does get flooded into the sea due to climate change...America has a backup state for batshit craziness.  Ohio.  

It really is a disappointing shithole of a place.

  • 3 months later...

I was a high school wrestler.  I was average.  Jim Jordan was an NCAA champion.

I'd still like 6 minutes with him.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was a high school wrestler.  I was average.  Jim Jordan was an NCAA champion.

I'd still like 6 minutes with him.

I’d just like him to go away. 

8 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Lock up those documents in the boys locker room and locker room jim will make sure nothing happens to them ! 

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