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I realized that most of the tailgate talk has been in threads themselves but not a meta thread for this season's tailgate planning and activities.

We have a spot for every home game just like last year. We will be out there at 8AM with beer and I'll figure out some kind of food for us. Will have TV set up casting the games up until kick.

We are ~45 seconds from the main stage of Longhorn City Limits, we are less than a 5 minute walk into the stadium and 10 minutes from virtually any seat in DKR. Stop by and have a beer or 10, we'll be there until they kick us out after every game. 

I expect pictures and stories of debauchery to be plentiful

 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

I realized that most of the tailgate talk has been in threads themselves but not a meta thread for this season's tailgate planning and activities.

We have a spot for every home game just like last year. We will be out there at 8AM with beer and I'll figure out some kind of food for us. Will have TV set up casting the games up until kick.

We are ~45 seconds from the main stage of Longhorn City Limits, we are less than a 5 minute walk into the stadium and 10 minutes from virtually any seat in DKR. Stop by and have a beer or 10, we'll be there until they kick us out after every game. 

I expect pictures and stories of debauchery to be plentiful

I'll be there with my big breasted wife for Wyoming.

i'll be there for the wyoming game as well, though my big breasted wife will not be with me.

I've given too many people too much shit for being too big a pussy to not go to the Rice game... So, I'll be there this weekend.

I'll be there. Bringing along some family. Bring it Surly! 

10 hours ago, Viper said:

Same spot as last year? 

Immamac said yes, same spot on the LBJ Lawn 

18 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

i'll be there for the wyoming game as well, though my big breasted wife will not be with me.

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I may swing by, but my mom won't be there.  Is that going to be a problem?

47 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I may swing by, but my mom won't be there.  Is that going to be a problem?

Only for Mom

Any away game tailgates? I'll be in Houston for the month of October, so will try to get Red River tickets and then we'll be at the Texas@UH game 10/21.

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45 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Any away game tailgates? I'll be in Houston for the month of October, so will try to get Red River tickets and then we'll be at the Texas@UH game 10/21.

We are renting out the pool bar at Lee Harvey Friday night for the TX OU game. 

I won't be in town for UH, but happy to fund something if someone organizes. 

Hate to miss the first one of the season but I've got a nasty sinus infection.

Yall shot gun a beer for me!

I'll be at the Wyoming game for the big breasted wimmenz.

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Hate to miss the first one of the season but I've got a nasty sinus infection.

Yall shot gun a beer for me!

I'll be at the Wyoming game for the big breasted wimmenz.

Send the dog in your stead. 🤘

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Waiting on cart was here at 8AM though lol

If you have big breasts the bellhops will let you ride the cart with your stuff. Otherwise they are only supposed to carry your gear. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

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That’s awesome, everything looks great till I got to the case of Busch….

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27 minutes ago, immamac said:

Leftover beer from a party. Haha

A party for all the people you hate?

Do people stay there at the tailgates during the games? I didn’t renew my season tickets. 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Do people stay there at the tailgates during the games? I didn’t renew my season tickets. 

I usually do.

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Send the dog in your stead. 🤘

She would absolutely love it. I need to finally bring her to one this year.

14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Do people stay there at the tailgates during the games? I didn’t renew my season tickets. 

I’m planning on swinging by the tailgate around 1230-1, and I have 3 extra tickets if anybody wants to go into the stadium for the game. Decent seats, on the east side north 20 yard line, row 48.

I’m picturing immamac and bob in woeful paisley shirts and driving caps shouting, “we cannot wait to see the big breasted American women!  For we are two wild and surly guys!”  

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Do people stay there at the tailgates during the games? I didn’t renew my season tickets. 

I usually always watch at tailgate probably will be the case until the SEC. It’s fun having unlimited beers and yell at the top of your lungs at the tv and not get weird looks 

And you always know when a good or bad play for TEXAS is about to happen. 

Hope they delay Texas v rice kickoff since 11am game is running long due to a lot of B12 ref review delays. 😬 

Are y'all enjoying toads vs buffs game ??

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Tailgate is set up. No one here yet but me and my boy Gunnar. 

 

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Holy shit you got beverage tables?

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4 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

That’s awesome, everything looks great till I got to the case of Busch….

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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Knocked back a few beers with @South Austin. Unfortunately his mom wasn’t there. I was sad. 

She’s more of a 90 degree party girl.

Good meeting some of the Surly folks in person. Thanks for hosting, ima. 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Me and gunnar! Damn I thought they were gonna put the other one in where they got gunnar doing a hookem into the camera and yelling Texas fight. 

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I'll be there with my big breasted wife for Wyoming.

You’re welcome to send her to my tailgate.

Any specific plans/needs for this weekend?  Planning to head over a bit before the game...how early may depend on who they announce for Longhorn city limits.

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