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21 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It's official: Burnt Ends is worldwide!

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  • Tailgate will be moving locations and joining forces with Texas One Fund.  We will have 4 student athletes from Women's and Men's Basketball and perhaps some members of the coaching staff at tail

  • Well I co-founded Texas One Fund and we threw the most insane tailgate ever in Tuscaloosa that generated over 100k annualized in monthly donations. I think they want to do that instead of the lame stu

  • We are the de-facto NIL tailgate now, but we haven't had much traffic because I wanted it to be more of a donor haven instead of a donor attraction tailgate. This just moves into a solicitation phase

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Hahahaha....those shots of the band playing for the frat/sorority houses is fire. 😆

I may stop by this week but will have three littlish ones in tow, so we may get distracted by Bevo BLVD.

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

 

Holy shit the 4:05 mark is glorious.  Cheerleaders' anticipation and reaction is priceless.....

4 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

 

Harvester of Sorrow around 4:30?  I totally missed that in person.  

Hey surly fans….I usually “tailgate” in the Terrace Club but a group of friends are coming to the game Saturday and don’t have club access. We’d love to join you..happy to chip in….what’s the protocol?

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14 minutes ago, Hook Thee said:

Hey surly fans….I usually “tailgate” in the Terrace Club but a group of friends are coming to the game Saturday and don’t have club access. We’d love to join you..happy to chip in….what’s the protocol?

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Join burnt ends any tier or join Texas One Fund at bobby Layne or better. Wait till Saturday to do it so we get credit :) lol

https://www.texasonefund.org/main-donate

Side bar on home screen takes you to burnt ends. 

 

1 hour ago, Hook Thee said:

Hey surly fans….I usually “tailgate” in the Terrace Club

I usually summer in the Hamptons.  

I had a dream last night that I was at the Surly Horns tailgate.   Are you really allowed to jerk off in the bushes?

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2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Are you really allowed to

Never start a question with this.

4 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I had a dream last night that I was at the Surly Horns tailgate.   Are you really allowed to jerk off in the bushes?

Name checks out

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4 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I had a dream last night that I was at the Surly Horns tailgate.   Are you really allowed to jerk off in the bushes?

You can only masturbate in the official Jett Bush Jerk Bush, an NIL opportunity sponsored by Bush’s Chicken. 

5 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

You can only masturbate in the official Jett Bush Jerk Bush, an NIL opportunity sponsored by Bush’s Chicken. 

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6 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I had a dream last night that I was at the Surly Horns tailgate.   Are you really allowed to jerk off in the bushes?

It’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission 

I’ll be there with a few peeps. I’ll wait to make my Texas One donation until we get there!

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Westbound and down….loaded up

(Yes I strapped it down after the pic)

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11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Westbound and down….loaded up

(Yes I strapped it down after the pic)

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You have half the password right.

47 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Westbound and down….loaded up

(Yes I strapped it down after the pic)

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You HAVE one of these right ???

 

 

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1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

Westbound and down….loaded up

(Yes I strapped it down after the pic)

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Looks great, but all that beer may detonate in the heat.

I don't know what Aggie edition Dos Equis is.  but I love that the two cases of silver bullets top right Ralph from "The Sopranos" saying, Tony.....they were "hooors"

6 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Fucking aggy edition dos?

That's some top notch trolling by the distributor.

21 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Fucking aggy edition dos?

Gonna taste like disappointment. 

43 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


That’s what coozies are for

Coozies? 

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Bobby Burton included an advertisement for the Texas One Fund tailgate in his Co-op Livestream this afternoon.   

 

In the 52min area 

Longhorn Livestream LIVE from The Co-Op! | Texas Football 

15 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I had a dream last night that I was at the Surly Horns tailgate.   Are you really allowed to jerk off in the bushes?

Just like the all-drug Olympics, it’s not only legal, IT’S ENCOURAGED!!!!

22 hours ago, immamac said:

Join burnt ends any tier or join Texas One Fund at bobby Layne or better. Wait till Saturday to do it so we get credit :) lol

https://www.texasonefund.org/main-donate

Side bar on home screen takes you to burnt ends. 

 

In same boat but have been a member since day one. First tailgate. Would like to stop by with friends. Will wait to donate to the tailgate mañana. Is there a limit to headcount?

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1 hour ago, MagnusMalax said:

In same boat but have been a member since day one. First tailgate. Would like to stop by with friends. Will wait to donate to the tailgate mañana. Is there a limit to headcount?

No, we may run out of food but we won't run out of anything else. Be ready to sing the eyes and Texas fight every 20 minutes

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2 hours ago, MagnusMalax said:

In same boat but have been a member since day one. First tailgate. Would like to stop by with friends. Will wait to donate to the tailgate mañana. Is there a limit to headcount?

No limit. We will likely be oversubscribed for shade under the tent but that won’t stop the party. 

6 hours ago, millhouse said:

Fucking aggy edition dos?

Oh that is FUCKED

5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

What time do we start tomorrow? its a 2:30 kick right? I'm not missing this one.

Lol. Did you miss the previous ones? 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Be ready to sing the eyes and Texas fight every 20 minutes

More like every 5-10

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh that is FUCKED

Lol. Did you miss the previous ones? 

Yeah, I went to every single one last year, and then due to presumed weather issues and a family thing that came up ive missed 2 this year. Not gonna happen again.

That aggy Dos needs to go in the trash. 

I mean, it should go in the trash anyway since it's dos equis. Replace it with some modelo.

Damn, sorry I’m going to miss this one. Y’all have a great time. 

40 minutes ago, immamac said:

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prefer donations unless it’s craft you will drink yourself. 

I see Armybrat has made an appearance.

I’ll probably bring some beer of my own. Dos Equis gives me the shits.

The wife and I are coming out for this one. I assume I can join Burnt Ends once I’m there. I read that you wanted us to wait until today but not going to pretend I read the whole thread.

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13 minutes ago, swonie said:

The wife and I are coming out for this one. I assume I can join Burnt Ends once I’m there. I read that you wanted us to wait until today but not going to pretend I read the whole thread.

Burnt ends sign up now. Texas one fund sign up today any time. 

Burnt ends sign up now. Texas one fund sign up today any time. 

Sweet, signed up now see y’all in a bit

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