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#152
6 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

You’re at least 3x too high. That’s a ridiculous number. Got to be a troll effort, but why?

Dyslexia caused me to transpose numbers. I meant to say 762 yards.

#156
2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Dyslexia caused me to transpose numbers. I meant to say 762 yards.

The question isn’t yardage totals for first 3 games. 

54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

51-9 Ewers for 318, gets pulled in the 3rd. 

Would be surprised if he plays the 3rd. 

#159

The game is probably going to be short as hell. These games are flying by with the new clock rules. 
 

Texas - 45

Rice - 10

#168

When I have reason to expect an easy Texas win, about half the time it isn't. Is this one of those games we win "easily" but not by a huge margin? I'll go with that and say Texas 27-10. Ewers finishes with 204. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

#171

52-13 Horns.  Ewers 320.  Hope linebackers show out.  If there's a pass rush, 13 drops to 3 or 7.   

#175

Texas 55

Rice 13

Ewers 260 

Heatstroke - take the over

Some early DOH!'s and then cruise control, let off the gas in the 4th.  

 

#177

Horns game 1 blowout rightly or wrongly inflates great expectations (just like every year), but none of it matters or means anything.  Judgement day is next weekend, not the annual opening game sacrificial lamb offering

#180

Anyone tailgating? There is a dude from Nashville who came out for the game. He is looking for some people to tailgate with. If so please reach out. 

 

Random question. Anyone got room for 2 at a tailgate? 🤘

 

 

#185

Texas 59
Rice 6

over/under on people carted out with heatstroke: 80

People remaining on the east side at the end of the game:  Longhorn Band + 50

Edited by Texas Jeff

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#196
On 8/29/2023 at 9:38 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

38-10 Texas 

Ewers with 215, 2 TDs, 1 Int 

Bump. Yet I’m still pissed at how absolutely shifty the Ewers looked in the first half. 

#198
On 9/1/2023 at 5:13 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

the admiral says:

PARCELLS

34-9

Sounds like this is it 

#199
1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Bump. Yet I’m still pissed at how absolutely shifty the Ewers looked in the first half. 

He’s terrible. No agility , no sudden-ness to his game. He’s not the guy 

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#200
On 8/29/2023 at 5:24 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texas 38

Rice 10

Ewers 249 pass yards

Texas isn't going to show anything.... will be a very dull 2nd half

1 point off and 11 yards off. Strong to very strong. 

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