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6 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

You’re at least 3x too high. That’s a ridiculous number. Got to be a troll effort, but why?

Dyslexia caused me to transpose numbers. I meant to say 762 yards.

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Dyslexia caused me to transpose numbers. I meant to say 762 yards.

The question isn’t yardage totals for first 3 games. 

54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

51-9 Ewers for 318, gets pulled in the 3rd. 

Would be surprised if he plays the 3rd. 

Texas 45 - Rice 17

I hope I am very wrong because this would be a disappointing score

The game is probably going to be short as hell. These games are flying by with the new clock rules. 
 

Texas - 45

Rice - 10

Texas 31

Rice 3

Ewers 178 yards

72 - 15 UT

 

 

41-17 Texas

Defense has work to do  

 

Ewers 217

 

 

When I have reason to expect an easy Texas win, about half the time it isn't. Is this one of those games we win "easily" but not by a huge margin? I'll go with that and say Texas 27-10. Ewers finishes with 204. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

55 0 

Edited by BurgleBro
Mb wrong thread

52-13 Horns.  Ewers 320.  Hope linebackers show out.  If there's a pass rush, 13 drops to 3 or 7.   

Texas 55

Rice 13

Ewers 260 

Heatstroke - take the over

Some early DOH!'s and then cruise control, let off the gas in the 4th.  

 

Horns 55

Owls 10

QE 314 yards 

Horns game 1 blowout rightly or wrongly inflates great expectations (just like every year), but none of it matters or means anything.  Judgement day is next weekend, not the annual opening game sacrificial lamb offering

Anyone tailgating? There is a dude from Nashville who came out for the game. He is looking for some people to tailgate with. If so please reach out. 

 

 

 

Texas 59
Rice 6

over/under on people carted out with heatstroke: 80

People remaining on the east side at the end of the game:  Longhorn Band + 50

Edited by Texas Jeff

What channel?  This tcu game is going to at least 3pm

8 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

What channel?  This tcu game is going to at least 3pm

Starting on FS2

  • Pancho unpinned this topic

Two people got 38-10.

Two people got 260 yds.

Not the same people.

Good job.

On 8/29/2023 at 9:38 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

38-10 Texas 

Ewers with 215, 2 TDs, 1 Int 

Bump. Yet I’m still pissed at how absolutely shifty the Ewers looked in the first half. 

On 9/1/2023 at 5:13 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

the admiral says:

PARCELLS

34-9

Sounds like this is it 

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Bump. Yet I’m still pissed at how absolutely shifty the Ewers looked in the first half. 

He’s terrible. No agility , no sudden-ness to his game. He’s not the guy 

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On 8/29/2023 at 5:24 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texas 38

Rice 10

Ewers 249 pass yards

Texas isn't going to show anything.... will be a very dull 2nd half

1 point off and 11 yards off. Strong to very strong. 

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