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Jude Bellingham has turned into a top 3 player in the world this season. 

18 year old Jude and 21 year old Halland together at Dortmund like 16 months ago.
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Oil Team (Newcastle) 2 - Oil Team (PSG) 0

 

 

Possession is everything…

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👀

15 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Julian Alvarez is a better all around forward than Haaland

Well…

Álvarez is Argentine and Haaland isn’t, so…

🤷‍♂️

  • 1 month later...

Kate's kit is something.

Rules:

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psg has to be the most incompetent organization in the history of sport vis-a-vis champions league.  my goodness.

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17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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Well it looks like someone has been triggered by the ol’ SAFO.

 

Stomp Around & Find Out

15 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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Dave Chappelle Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

  • 3 weeks later...

PSG bailed out by a very questionable handball penalty in the 97th minute. Makeshift 11 by Newcastle played some resolute football. 

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

PSG bailed out by a very questionable handball penalty in the 97th minute. Makeshift 11 by Newcastle played some resolute football. 

When choosing who to support between the Qataris and the Saudis, after I vomit, I resign myself to say…

VIVE LA FRANCE !!!

🇫🇷

16 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

PSG bailed out by a very questionable handball penalty in the 97th minute. Makeshift 11 by Newcastle played some resolute football. 

Checking yesterday's CL results and finding out Saudi FC got royally fucked by VAR:

Michael Jordan Lol GIF by ESPN

 

17 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

PSG bailed out by a very questionable handball penalty in the 97th minute. Makeshift 11 by Newcastle played some resolute football. 

I can’t stand Newcastle but they got robbed. Here’s some discussion about it and the video. Notably, the VAR official who made the call has been relieved of duties for todays matches. So maybe that’s a tacit admission of error.

 

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Pepi with the game winner in stoppage time.  PSV getting closer to moving to the knockout round.

 

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8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Pepi with the game winner in stoppage time.  PSV getting closer to moving to the knockout round.

 

They will be through with an Arsenal win because they hold he H2H tie breaker on Lens.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

They will be through with an Arsenal win because they hold he H2H tie breaker on Lens.

ah, shit.  i didn't know that was the tiebreaker.  Arsenal up 2-0.  good news for PSV.

check that.  Arsenal is now up 5-0 on Lens.  😲

Pepi's header just put PSV into the round of 16.

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So ManU is hosting Bayern in the final matchday needing a win and that still might not be enough.

7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

check that.  Arsenal is now up 5-0 on Lens.  😲

Pepi's header just put PSV into the round of 16.

first team in CL history with five different first half goal scorers. 

United have given up 14 goals in 5 games. 
 

2 games against Copenhagen and Galatasaray and 1 against Bayern. That’s honestly shocking defense. 

22 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

the soccer version of nba on tnt. 

 

hands down the second best studio show in all of sports behind the TNT boys.  they're just so good together.  they've got that chemistry.  the Micah Richards haircut discussion last season was gold.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

PSG is 38 minutes from being Europa bound. 

Now back to level with Newcastle. Not sure who has the tiebreaker here. Both have a GD of 1. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Now back to level with Newcastle. Not sure who has the tiebreaker here. Both have a GD of 1. 


Newcastle have 4 points H2H against PSG so they would go through if tied on 8 points. 

And now PSG are ahead since Milan went level with Newcastle. Fun final day. 

This PSG-Dortmund announcer needs to chill out. 
 

“THIS IS A HUGE MOMENT IN DORTMUND, HUGE MOMENT IN PARIS, HUGE MOMENT IN MILAN, HUGE MOMEMT IN NEWCASTLE. GOODNESS ME!”

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Milan takes the lead, they need a Dortmund goal to advance.

What a ride for Newcastle. From into the round of 16 to out of it completely in one half. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

What a ride for Newcastle. From into the round of 16 to out of it completely in one half. 

Jerry Seinfeld Popcorn GIF by Sheets & Giggles

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Group winners:

  • Manchester City
  • Bayern Munich
  • Arsenal
  • Real Sociedad
  • Real Madrid
  • Atletico Madrid
  • Borussia Dortmund
  • Barcelona

Runners-up:

  • RB Leipzig
  • PSV Eindhoven
  • FC Copenhagen
  • Napoli
  • Inter Milan
  • Porto
  • Paris Saint-Germain
  • Lazio
The draw will be Monday before we all wake up

Do all of the 3rd place teams parachute into Europa or is it just some of the top points getters?

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28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Do all of the 3rd place teams parachute into Europa or is it just some of the top points getters?

3rd place teams fall to Europa. They are paired with the runner ups in each group. Winner of those ties take on the group winners in the round of 16.

 

Both Man U and Newcastle totally blew it both falling to 4th and are completely out of Europe now.

Edited by Captain Ron

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