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2 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

Yep if you call a niggle as a Pk on one end, you have to call a wrap up like that as a PK.

If the first wasn’t a PK, then I woulda said the 2nd shouldn’t be called either.

In the end, that’s exactly what Madrid wanted leaving Munich and headed back home next week.

I wasn’t saying it shouldn’t have been called. I said “shitty” because it hurt Bayern. I think it was the arm around the midsection that made sure it had to be called. Just can’t do that. 

I wasn’t saying it shouldn’t have been called. I said “shitty” because it hurt Bayern. I think it was the arm around the midsection that made sure it had to be called. Just can’t do that. 

Oh yeah I’m not arguing, I’m just commenting on my take.
19 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Babes!

 

19 hours ago, beer said:

Cameraman creeping on the same sideline models instead of real crowd shots. 

 

19 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

Lol camera man loved the madridista and munchen hotties sitting together.

Kroos might be 72 years old but dude can still see the field like a desert fox

 

That camera operator deserves a raise. 

So many shots on goal, how did that not go on?

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I want to murder the fan/s with whistles

That was sooooo close to a push in the back on that pass. So close. Not sure I would have called it. Looked worse than it was.

I hate the color announcer so much. 

He’s like the worst of Dick Vitale & Chris Berman combined. 

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I hate the color announcer so much. 

He’s like the worst of Dick Vitale & Chris Berman combined. 

If someone scores I think he's going to cry

8 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I hate the color announcer so much. 

He’s like the worst of Dick Vitale & Chris Berman combined. 

I’m not rooting for PSG, although I enjoy watching them play but, every pass is: Brilliant!

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Dortmund’s win secured the 5th slot for Germany in next year’s Champions League. That means Italy and Germany: 5 slots England: 4

Jamie Carragher may have had a pint or 8 while covering the Dortmund v PSG match.

 

CBS' CL show is quickly ascending the ranks.  It's not "Inside the NBA" level yet, but it's really good. 

I know it's "just the Europa Conference League" (the NIT of Europe), but Villa are in the semi-finals against Olympiacos F.C.

It's 2-2 in the second... or it was until that stupid penalty call.

3-2 to the Greeks in the 56th.

Welp.  That didn't go according to script.

4-2 Greeks.  A huge task ahead of Villa next week, if they want to get to the final.

5 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Welp.  That didn't go according to script.

4-2 Greeks.  A huge task ahead of Villa next week, if they want to get to the final.

Disastrous, but at least Spurs lost.

Si. Paramount+ for today and tomorrow. 

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Si. Paramount+ for today and tomorrow. 

THat's what I thought. I will have to watch in Spanish.

34 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I will have to watch in Spanish.

Yup. Like it's 1990s all over again.

On 5/2/2024 at 3:22 PM, RamjetFDO said:

I know it's "just the Europa Conference League" (the NIT of Europe), but Villa are in the semi-finals against Olympiacos F.C.

It's 2-2 in the second... or it was until that stupid penalty call.

3-2 to the Greeks in the 56th.

Wouldn't Europa be the NIT? Conference League is like CBI.

50 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

THat's what I thought. I will have to watch in Spanish.

I do this a good amount for EPL matches that are on USA Network, which I don't have and if I don't feel like fighting porn spam to catch a stream...and I guess computer AIDS. 

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

THat's what I thought. I will have to watch in Spanish.

Lol que dicen in Ingles de vera, no importa. No creo que faltas algo. 

On 5/2/2024 at 2:35 AM, Napoleon said:

Jamie Carragher may have had a pint or 8 while covering the Dortmund v PSG match.

 

Game was in Dortmund, would have been Liters.

😉🍻

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Game was in Dortmund, would have been Liters.

😉🍻

Half Liters (16.9oz) are the Euro norm outside of the British isles where they have the Imperial pint (19.2oz).

…but if he were in a Biergarten, then a liter absolutely would be in play. 

On 5/1/2024 at 10:09 AM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

 

 

I had a friend who worked in ticket sales for the Stars back in the late ‘90s. 

They would go to the best titty bars and give strippers a pair of tickets along with a pass to the Stars Club for before the game and intermissions.

The ladies were scattered around the arena so you could always find smoking hot girls within a section or two of your seat. 

I have a feeling that these models were given their tickets and instructions on what to wear. These two girls are just random soccer babes who happen to be sitting next to each other. And the TV cameras didn’t just “happen to find them”.

Lastly… I wholeheartedly endorse this practice of babe placement. 

Getting closer to a Der Klassiker final! 2-0 Dortmund

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gonna be tough for ol' PSG now. 

Times like this when you wish that the road goals rule was still in effect. 

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PSG can be in it if they maintain possession like this. But unless they find the back of the net quickly, this matchup is going to get away from them very soon.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

PSG can be in it if they maintain possession like this. But unless they find the back of the net quickly, this matchup is going to get away from them very soon.

Half looks like bvb gonna find a 3rd before psg gets on the board.

Should've been a point for PSG there but the pole decided otherwise. 

With so much goal pressure being applied by PSG how can they not find the back of the net? Amazing. 

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Man, that is close. Grounds keeper needed to spray that line a few blades thicker.

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