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  • FartingMonk
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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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#207
he throws wrist flick passes. everything floats.  worked in high school well though.

That one seemed to work pretty well
#209

See man, Sark's too busy calling plays to get in the refs ear about those hits to Ewers. It's massively idiotic.

Edited by jw4381

#220

We still have to deal with them bringing a fucking tiny ass monitor on the field and referee doing the review on it?

All the fucking money in college football and can’t get a dedicated replay official?

 

oh right. The current setup allows for 5 minute TV timeouts (i.e. money). What was I thinking. 

#224
1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

For the same reason we go to the moon, MF'er!

Space Race GIF by US National Archives

#228
3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

too bad so many guys turned the game off already

Surprised greenspoint didn’t call “ballgame” on the failed 4th conversion.

Edited by pearlandhorn

#229
4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he throws wrist flick passes. everything floats.  worked in high school well though.

He’s 6/8. 

#231
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Bad mother fucker touchdown. 
 

i want to raise 50k for JB this season who’s in? 

I’m in for $100.00

#232
2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Big 12 refs still going to fuck us all season for leaving the conference

They know who pays the bills and don't know what the fuck they're going to do when the ink has dried on the divorce papers.

#233
2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


That one seemed to work pretty well

its a 7 yard screen pass.  lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

#236
11 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Jesus fucking christ yall need to calm the fuck down

Dammit man I'm trying g...I picked a bad day to quit Xanax.

#238

They need to fire whoever said to change the graphical overlays from the old ones to this illegible graffiti monstrosity. Fire and maybe sue them for gross incompetence.

#241
Just now, chainsaw said:

They need to fire whoever said to change the graphical overlays from the old ones to this illegible graffiti monstrosity. Fire and maybe sue them for gross incompetence.

same guy who made the Gimmie A Phat Beat running minataurs video

#243
Just now, texas08 said:

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BROOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IN THE

You know a better way to make weight for your rec Tapout league???

#244
5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Overturn that, cocksuckers!!

Don't give 'em any ideas.

#245
Just now, chainsaw said:

They need to fire whoever said to change the graphical overlays from the old ones to this illegible graffiti monstrosity. Fire and maybe sue them for gross incompetence.

We’re in the late 90s again. Just need that Astros logo and Dr Pepper can

#247
Just now, chainsaw said:

They need to fire whoever said to change the graphical overlays from the old ones to this illegible graffiti monstrosity. Fire and maybe sue them for gross incompetence.

Gross incompetencey? Big 12 can hire them as refs.

#248
Just now, TexArcher said:

This secondary is gonna kill somebody with a trident at some point this year.

We are going to get a targeting call every game. Cuz Big 12.

#249

LOL. Announcers said Rice wanted short drives... well that was short.

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