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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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#1324
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean. Texas fans owe Simms apologies for quite a few things. Simms only really owes us for those OU games and the Big XII championship against CU.

And the lincoln logs aggy game

#1330
1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Worst offensive half of Sark’s tenure, given the opponent. 

Hey, maybe Rice is this year's TCU 

#1340

Does OL look as bad on TV as they look live? Also, what the hell is Sark trying to practice. Putting a game away with the run?  If so run your big guys on 3rd down between the tackles and not the same play that failed in the Alamo Bowl all night.

#1341
  • Defense played great
  • Offensive line laid a huge turd
  • Ewers still not reading defenses well
  • Hope CB4 is ok
  • Dropped TD by Brooks hurt
  • Sark has no idea how to get Ewers in rhythm
  • Gbenda still loses receivers in coverage
  • Manny blew an easy assignment
  • Helms and former jawja WR missed blocks on 4th and 1

 

 

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#1345

Offense is trash.  Expectations and hype unwarranted. Not sure you can just fix these line problems and either the qb is timid or the wrs aren’t getting open. 

#1346
Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

How do you get the ball with 4:30 left and 3 timeouts yet run out of time on the drive? WTF kind of clock management is that?

No one told Sark about the new clock rules.

#1348

Halftime analysis:

1.  Sideshow Bert is money

2.  Ewers ain’t it.

3.  We might have a defense

4.  Put the koolaid back in the fridge.

 

#1349
Sark is worse than Herman

We’re dangerously close to this being indisputably correct, without qualifier

Chris Petersen doing the halftime analysis is fitting, there’s likely no one more intimately familiar with Sark’s underachievement
#1350
Make it easier for the rest of us. 
Well, when you put it that way

Rice will probably win their shitass conference.

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