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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

  • Burnt ends td. 

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Baxter 1.5 a carry, Brooks 5.5.  Need more Brooks

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Think he just threw it up. Right guard got absolutely blown up

seriously blown up

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If we throw another deep ball this season I’m raising money to fire everyone 

 

Here yah go Sgt...

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Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

Just now, David Dennison said:

7 points in the first quarter against Rice.

F-

I really don’t want to be negative, but…….yeah.  Hopefully this is just your typical opening week slow start.  The problem is I’m seeing some of the same problems in Quinn that were very apparent last year.  For now I’ll keep telling myself it’s early….

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, can he target someone not named Worthy?

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

You didn't miss much

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea but the 9.95ers said they were looking great.

Actually this is the first year I feel like, at least very early in game 1, they might have been right. They said the defense was beating the offense in scrimmages. 

You don't just stroll on to the field against this Rice D line and expect a productive offense. 

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 
Just want to watch UT football damn it! 
Uber or Favor that shit
Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

That’s on you

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yay, a correct call.  Good job, shitbirds.

They had to talk about it, though.

"If we call this on the offense, ya think we can get away with it?"

"League won't sanction us, you know."

"Yeah, but remember what they said, we gotta make it look good."

"Right! Who do you think they'll hang out to dry if it's really flagrant? Us, that's who."

"Yeah, still wanna have a job this year. OK, we call this one on the defense."

3 minutes ago, naija said:

new here?

Texas game threads are glorious.  

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Second half of next week at this rate. 

Sark won't throw him into that.  maybe Wyoming.

We will win this game easily if we run 70% of the plays but I think we need to get the deep ball synced up if we were to have any chance against Bama.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

J Whitt!!

He was in his own zip code there. NOBODY around him.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

Oh that's right. To begin the first series. And now we're back to our regular scheduled Worthy channel 

 

Wit, what's that? Word is he just threw one to Whittington 

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

LOL ain't nobody expecting Ewers to run it.

I assume someone was supposed to actually be running a route on the right side. 

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

No shit…they always made sense

Just now, Bodowned said:

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

I mean, really.  I know Sark wants to get Quinn on Sportscenter, but god damn, we can do that with a slant that gets broken, too.

We look like a fucking joke. 

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