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7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

These might help...

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that guy on the front is going to fucking punish those pampers holy shit

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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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Fuckin' make plays guys !!!

Execution sucks

  • Ewers on 1st drive
  • Brooks drops TD on last drive

FUK

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

Better to get the nerves out in this game. Rice is actually playing hard and smart out there. 

Our guys aren't looking great so far, but the potential is there, especially once the OL stops missing blocks.

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

a leopard doesn't change its stripes.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Should have told them you’ll get it tomorrow 

They will complain about different shit tomorrow. Let’s fucking go! Hook em 
 

lets 

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

@immamac 50k for brooks? Lulz let's do 50 for the redhead.

How much for no more goddamned commercials?

2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:
2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
Lol perfect play wut

My feed is delayed, complaining about the hr ewers run.

WTF was he supposed to do?  His receivers were covered.

Guess one good thing about admission requirements is more Asian chicks.

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

Watching the 05 season, every game we came out and crushed.  I knew this team wasn't 05, but god damn, they look like every other year for the past decade.

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

As good as Brooks is, he is not Bijan. Not all RBs can catch well. 

in theory you would discover that in practice, and you know, NOT call a play call that is basically designed for that specific RB to catch a ball

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I forgot how dumb people are on game threads. 

Hard to see how, it happens in every sport in every game.

God damn, can some of y'all calm down?  It's a season opener.  We're barely into the 2nd quarter and we're up 7.  Some of y'all sound like we're down 10.

Calm your tits.

Based on the very limited sample size I have seen so far, the weak link is the offensive line...again. That's a pretty bad weak link to have. Hopefully they are better than what they have shown.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I forgot how dumb people are on game threads. 

Are we less dumb out of game threads?

Marcus been eating lots of taro root.  With extra gravy.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Guess one good thing about admission requirements is more Asian chicks.

fuck off, I saw her first

Just now, Horn117 said:

My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
 

let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

Tommy Nobis 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

i'm more of a TJ Ford guy but I like him too

Hey there’s that 3rd down defense - to match the offense!

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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

As good as Brooks is, he is not Bijan. Not all RBs can catch well. 

Um, that didn't take any supernatural ability. Any RB should  catch a soft toss right on the money.

3 minutes ago, deft said:


0-12. Doomed. Ballgame.

I love this place 

4 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

14 years*

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Based on the very limited sample size I have seen so far, the weak link is the offensive line...again. That's a pretty bad weak link to have. Hopefully they are better than what they have shown.

Oh, there's our old friend, "Giving up 3rd and long."

 

time for a TO.  was a matter of time before they got a guy open.

Gbenda needs to be escorted out so he can buy a ticket from a parking lot scalper.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

i'm more of a TJ Ford guy but I like him too

TJ at linebacker would be... Interesting. DJ at point would be hilarious as well. 

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
 

let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

Pics of daughter and bully fighting?

We have to care more about TOP. It was a huge problem last year and it seems to be one this year. After this drive we will be pretty close to even on TOP

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