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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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OU put up fucking 80 today and we can’t score TDs against Rice 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Ewers can’t threw anything accurately past 15 yards. 

he's 6/8 dammit!

Oh fuck, Ewers is growing that face muff again. That's the problem.

Can we please play a QB who can throw within 20 feet of our receivers?

So here's my choices

Rice is better than advertised

Seppuku

Which do I choose?

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

No, the O has been inconsistent.  

No. This has been consistently awful.  One TD in 5 drives against fucking Rice. No push in the run game (even the long run was bad blocking but Baxter caught them overpurusing), Ewers looks like shit missing throws and not reading the defense and we’re still not close to hitting the deep ball while Sark keeps putting us in third and long. 

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👆Auburn reacting to our red-zone offense

Ewers's haircut apparently was not the issue.

I know it’s 3rd & 18, but that’s a truly horrendous fucking read by Ewers. Can Sark stop throwing the fucking ball down the field and let us work the RPO/LOS screen game?

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Can we please play a QB who can throw within 20 feet of our receivers?

But but he cut his hair.

Scoring TDs is a difficult thing. Especially against an elite D line like Rice.

Deions kid threw for 500 yards today. Ewers throwing into triple coverage. 
 

he and the play calling is dogshit 

OU put up fucking 80 today and we can’t score TDs against Rice 

no they didn’t liar

How can you watch this game and not see the Oline getting dick slapped? 

You can tell who read the pre season reports and believed as they are defending this shit garbage on offense.

Defense looks solid af though.

Just now, ztejas said:

This experiment needs to end. This kid is a loser. He can go play at South Carolina or Cal.

Terrible playcalling at times... Sark is not helping Ewers

 

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Our red zone offense is hot garbage 

How. If we can’t get TDs against Rice….

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Bad offense... hard to believe this shit

Seems like last year.

So many weapons… so many dud plays against a Rice team. Can anybody get fucking open?

Sark if you are holding back for Bama how about we turn this shit up a bit.

All offseason long this board acted like Ewers wasn’t going to come out and be the Ewers we saw last year.

He just doesn’t have it.

Just now, Bodowned said:

I know it’s 3rd & 18, but that’s a truly horrendous fucking read by Ewers. Can Sark stop throwing the fucking ball down the field and let us work the RPO/LOS screen game?

Exactly 

I feel like I have to keep pinching myself to remind myself we have a double digit lead against the mighty powerhouse Rice! 13-3, wow, this has exceeded my wildest expectations! 

Oh fuck, Ewers is growing that face muff again. That's the problem.

Really though his facial expression/body language are terrible. 2021 OSU all over again. You’d rather that horn against Rice than in conference play but I really wanted to see him show more composure in general this year. Not good.

Ewers definitely isn’t it. Poor footwork and poor vision/working the defense with his eyes. 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

I know it’s 3rd & 18, but that’s a truly horrendous fucking read by Ewers. Can Sark stop throwing the fucking ball down the field and let us work the RPO/LOS screen game?

Can a bear NOT shit in the woods?

I can't believe I'm not even a half into the season and already out of Ewers. Nothing he has shown has said he's going to be the guy. He can't throw deep, he's no run threat, he flinches on blitzes, he doesn't look confident and certainly doesn't act like any type of team leader.

Lulz this whole thread needs abilify and lithium. I love it. 

Edited by beer

It would’ve been nice to get some depth players some game reps but here we are setting up a down to the wire pillow fight.

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Quinn ain’t the guy

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

connecting more often would be cool

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Above shit stats are partly Sark's fault...

 

Edited by LTtxfan

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

On my lord Ewers looks so fucking bad!!! JFC

OL too, but let's be glad there is this tune up game, which isn't over yet. A lot of this may be they just need to settle down and play confidently like they've been coached to do.

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

I know it’s 3rd & 18, but that’s a truly horrendous fucking read by Ewers. Can Sark stop throwing the fucking ball down the field and let us work the RPO/LOS screen game?

that's not his playcalling history.  If you can't hit the deep ball/downfield in is offense you are fucked.  people don't realize how much Bijan saved Sark's ass.

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