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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

  • Burnt ends td. 

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Ewers looking very Garrett Gilbert-esque
I don't remember all they hype for squints and he wasn't annoited the second coming of VY
1 minute ago, ousux said:

Rice is better than advertised

Rice was actually advertised as being more legit than the average rice team. It's a team full of 5th year seniors and they covered the spread the majority of their games last year.

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

No. This has been consistently awful.  One TD in 5 drives against fucking Rice. No push in the run game (even the long run was bad blocking but Baxter caught them overpurusing), Ewers looks like shit missing throws and not reading the defense and we’re still not close to hitting the deep ball while Sark keeps putting us in third and long. 

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

All offseason long this board acted like Ewers wasn’t going to come out and be the Ewers we saw last year.

He just doesn’t have it.

Adam Sandler Yes GIF

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

So here's my choices

Rice is better than advertised

Seppuku

Which do I choose?

Make it easier for the rest of us. 

can the offense make something out of this please? we now know we can kick the short FGs

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

OU put up fucking 80 today and we can’t score TDs against Rice 

This is why the ol "Well it's just *insert shitty team*" argument is dumb. Sure, Arkansas State sucks but OU did what they should have and then some. Kicked their ass straight out the gate. Texas is struggling against a shitty Rice team at home. Not a great feel to start the season but still a lot of game left today. But this game isn't really my concern. They will sleepwalk to a win today. Bama on the road next week, you dick around and shit will go bad. Even a "down" Bama team is still damn good, especially at home.

Watch Sark piss away an amazing D because he won't bench our shitty QB. Hope y'all are ready for it. 

Just now, CooterBrown said:

It would’ve been nice to get some depth players some game reps but here we are setting up a down to the wire pillow fight.

They’re already playing all over the place. 

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

QE3 bout to turn sanders into a 6th round pick

And himself into an insurance salesman 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I can't believe I'm not even a half into the season and already out of Ewers. Nothing he has shown has said he's going to be the guy. He can't throw deep, he's no run threat, he flinches on blitzes, he doesn't look confident and certainly doesn't act like any type of team leader.

At least he's not JT Sanders.

JT Daniels sucks. Can’t believe he was a 5 star recruit.

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:
3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Ewers looking very Garrett Gilbert-esque

I don't remember all they hype for squints

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

Just now, Duane Moore said:

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

You don’t remember Vince struggling early on?

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

It’s the first half and we’ve shown no ability to sustain drives at all. Against fucking rice

2 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

So many weapons… so many dud plays against a Rice team. Can anybody get fucking open?

Sark if you are holding back for Bama how about we turn this shit up a bit.

Narrator: he's not holding back for Bama. The issue is obvious.

Like, there’s NO way (outside of killing the kid’s confidence, yadda yadda) that Murphy shouldn’t get a look here soon. There’s not a single thing outside of his hair cut that’s changed since we last saw the Ewers experience.

Loving this defense man!!!!! 

The downside of that INT is that now our offense is almost immediately in the red zone.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Yards are nice but connecting more often would be cool

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Most of those yards are after the catch. 

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4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

OU put up fucking 80 today and we can’t score TDs against Rice 

Arkansas State is on the same level as Whitesboro High School when compared to Rice. 

Context, bro. 

do we really have a 90s car alarm sound effect for turnovers? is that a bob cole decision?

Rice was actually advertised as being more legit than the average rice team. It's a team full of 5th year seniors and they covered the spread the majority of their games last year.
Hoping you're right about that, the predicted mudhole looks pretty dry at the moment.

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