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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

  • Burnt ends td. 

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Ewers is fine if the first option is wide open or there is a safety valve within 5 yards.

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

You clearly have no clue what you’re watching. Catching that pass wouldn’t change how we’re playing. Rice is god awful. We should be dominating and we’re not even looking competent. I’m 

Guys. Sark doesn’t wanna show the playbook for Bama 

 

dudes playing 5D chess 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

PK is a good defensive coordinator. The board reacted too quickly after year 1. 

it's Rice. slow down.

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

And himself into an insurance salesman 

Naw I'm sure blacklab got something for him. 

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

Correct. I think he won like 7 titles at LT.

Bad touching on the no no place...

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

Looks like a guy that played for an elite high school, had strong arm, and only got one year of tape. 

There wasn’t a single fucking receiver within 15 yards of the LOS on that long-developing play action. I legitimately hate Sark at this point. LET YOUR SKILL POSITION PLAYERS DO THE WORK.

Just now, naija said:

nothing looks crisp

On offense, I’d like to disagree with everything else 

This is painful. And anyone who believed and pays for the $9.95 dudes should be embarrassed. 
 

We can’t push Rice for a half yard. 

Edited by The Ace of Aces

This is so fucking embarassing. 

fucking hell. please start looking for a new staff.

TO on downs is... underwhelming.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Ewers to LB!

I was previously instructed that 5* QBs go to Safety, not LB. Or was that a "Mack thing" sans VY?

O line need some more studs. Gotta recruit better

Why can’t a Texas team have any balls.

Sark has never and will never have any edge.

 

😂😂😂😂 that’s fucking terrible 

Where the fuck is our blocking...

Damn it !!!

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.
All I am saying is that he didn't pan out early on and then the expectations were changed on who he was as a QB. Or you may be 100% correct.

Quin holding the hall for days still is not a good sign.  

Our coaching staff is easy for other coaches to read

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

Did he though?

if we win, we deserve to drop in the polls

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